Kenyan lawyer looks to sue Israel over Jesus' death

[*BlackFox]

I'm sorry... But this is too hilarious to not post!

He WASN'T a very naughty boy!
A Kenyan lawyer has petitioned the International Court of Justice to overturn the trial and conviction of Jesus Christ and his subsequent death sentence. Dola Indidis, a former spokesman of the Kenyan Judiciary, is attempting to sue, among others, the Republic of Italy and the State of Israel over the execution of the Christian Messiah.

He has turned to the Netherlands-based court, which usually hears matters of international law, after an attempt to file the suit at the High Court of Nairobi was thrown out in 2007. Mr Indidis hopes to have Jesus' conviction quashed. 'His selective and malicious prosecution violated his human rights through judicial misconduct, abuse of office bias and prejudice,' the lawyer told Kenyan paper The Nairobian.

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[Blindfire]

I'm surprised nobody has tried this before.

[*BlackFox]

Yeah ROFL ^
Well, he should first prove "Jesus ever existed" before he can move forward. lulz

[omier]

Need to sue Greece real quick. Socrates's death sentence was wrong.

[Squirt]

Yeah ROFL ^
Well, he should first prove "Jesus ever existed" before he can move forward. lulz

Jesus was a real person most historians agree with that, its whether he was the messiah or not is where the issue arises.

[Love]

I know a Jesus, mean taco maker. What does that prove ?

[Tasdik]

I know a Jesus, mean taco maker. What does that prove ?

Means I'm hungry. Fuck you.

[ltsune]

If I were the court, I would have a hard time taking that guy serious, haha.

[Love]

I know a Jesus, mean taco maker. What does that prove ?

Means I'm hungry. Fuck you.

NUUUUUUUUUUU

[BuDo]

[[SD]Master_Wong]

Yeah ROFL ^
Well, he should first prove "Jesus ever existed" before he can move forward. lulz

im aethist and i think jesus existed, theres a lot of evidence to support someone called jesus existed its the myths and stories surrounding it i dont believe

[Gaigemasta]

I'm an atheist and I think Jesus could have existed but not likely.
Just sketchy secondary evidence and no actual records



a bit more ont, good for the lawyer, it'd be awesome if he was an atheist

[*BlackFox]

theres a lot of evidence to support someone called jesus

But that doesn't mean he was a God! Just a "person" named Jesus.

[omier]

I'm an atheist and I think Jesus could have existed but not likely.
Just sketchy secondary evidence and no actual records

Same.

theres a lot of evidence to support someone called jesus

But that doesn't mean he was a God! Just a "person" named Jesus.

You don't have to argue about that lol.

[[SD]Master_Wong]

theres a lot of evidence to support someone called jesus

But that doesn't mean he was a God! Just a "person" named Jesus.

thats not what i said, though i said someone called jesus where did all this god shit come from lol

[*BlackFox]

^ Ah yes, that's another story... lulz

[Bartic]

I've seen this some time ago, thought it was funny. This guy probably just wants some attention, because nobody is this stupid.