So this just happened to me [For realz!]

[ltsune]

So, yeah... this just happened to me:


It would be sorta fun, if you guys would help up-vote my "wedding"-related post on 9gag.
The link is here: http://9gag.com/gag/aD0wQNN/
Would be really kind of you guys :sohappy.


Tomorrow is the big day, and I gotta say, I'm very excited!

[Love]

4k spam bot, how sneaky.

Spoiler!

Congratz!

[.curve]

Do you usually leave scars/bleed when you shave? You may need to relearn how to shave.

Also congrats!

[CrimsonNuker]

I never cut myself when I shave and I don't even use shaving cream...
Congrats!

[omier]

I don't cut myself often. I always shave against the grain, don't know why people shave in the other direction.

[penfold1992]

why would it matter if you shaved ur balls for the wedding? no ones going to see them apart from your wife that night and if shes getting married to you, she wont exactly mind the ball fuzz.

Also, Congratz on the marriage bro! good luck with everything

[Fiction]

Inb4penfold1992SaysSomeWeirdShit... oh damn...

Anyways, congratulations!

[BuDo]

Nice..grats....

[penfold1992]

Inb4penfold1992SaysSomeWeirdShit... oh damn...

Anyways, congratulations!

he said he shaved bro... dont u? i guess theres no point if you dont have a gf/wife
*holds up hand* someone high five this shit!

[Fiction]

Inb4penfold1992SaysSomeWeirdShit... oh damn...

Anyways, congratulations!

he said he shaved bro... dont u? i guess theres no point if you dont have a gf/wife
*holds up hand* someone high five this shit!

I was thinking it was about how he's terrible at shaving, and finally managed not to **** up the day before his wedding. Didn't realize he was talking bout shaving his frankNbeans.

[Ganja]

I nick my beans every time I shaved them, that's what I thought he was talking about too.

[Blindfire]

I nick my beans every time I shaved them, that's what I thought he was talking about too.

Gotta let the weight of the razor do all of the work bro.

[_Dutchy_]

Your getting married oO. dafuq ? i thougt we had something going man.

[*BlackFox]

Damn.. ROFL!
Anyway, congrats and good luck on the wedding!

[Bartic]

Congratulation, man, wish you all the best.

[Squirt]

Congratulations!

[I Am Vegeta]

I never cut myself when I shave and I don't even use shaving cream...
Congrats!

i dont want to be homophobe but arent you asian?

you probably have like 3 hairs on your chin

[Ganja]

I never cut myself when I shave and I don't even use shaving cream...
Congrats!

i dont want to be homophobe but arent you asian?

you probably have like 3 hairs on your chin

Racist. The word your looking for is racist.

[BuDo]

lol....Why would someone think he's shaving his balls?.... I'm thinking 9.5/10 men don't shave their balls...Am I the only one that thinks this??...

[penfold1992]

lol....Why would someone think he's shaving his balls?.... I'm thinking 9.5/10 men don't shave their balls...Am I the only one that thinks this??...

you sir, are missing out.

[omier]

Anyone shaves around their asshole too?

[penfold1992]

Anyone shaves around their asshole too?

around and inside bro, around and inside.

[omier]

Ever cut yourself doing it? That must really suck dude.

[penfold1992]

Ever cut yourself doing it? That must really suck dude.

ive cut myself about 4 times... all of them whilst dropping an electric shaver when shaving my face before showering.
top tip, wear trousers when shaving, even underwear wont protect you.

[Fury]

Anyone shaves around their asshole too?

fcking lold

[Ganja]

Don't ever shave near your asshole. I can't even imagine the itching that would occur and in such a shitty area.

[penfold1992]

Don't ever shave near your asshole. I can't even imagine the itching that would occur and in such a shitty area.

if you itch you may have a disease bro... i dont itch at all. better than feces sticking to the hairs before they drop.

[I Am Vegeta]

Don't ever shave near your asshole. I can't even imagine the itching that would occur and in such a shitty area.

if you itch you may have a disease bro... i dont itch at all. better than feces sticking to the hairs before they drop.

ass hair are like a hedgerow, you only trim it when you're waiting for some visitor.

[Gaigemasta]

I only shave down south when I go out.

Tip, leave some fur down there, ladies don't like it completely bald.


Also, gz man. Love her/him and treat her/him with respect always and you'll both be happy

[BuDo]

Dang.....some crazy shit this is...