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So today as I was walking through the city minding my own business being swole and shit. Was having a great day in my new beater, bitches were mirin everywhere and my protein shake was mixed to perfection. Everything was going so well untiI spot some curly hair looking at me like they had permission to stare at THE alpha male. A once over confirmed that these cunts wore jeans tighter than their sisters and buy clothes, my grandfather throws out, for 10 times the price they should.

I approach the **** and slam my shaker down onto their table, lower my aviators, "Do we have the problem c****?"
One of them had the audacity to reply with, "you're everything wrong with the male species."
Surely by me being the prince of all saiyans this c*** should have known that I was no mere mortal. A lesson had to be taught. I flung the table at the one closest to me and took his head clean off his shoulders, spaghetti started spraying everywhere and I got some all over my 17.5 inch pythons. I moved to the nearest bunny and ripped her shirt off so that i could wipe away the filth. A cheer rang out from the crowd as her double D cup puppies bounced to life for everyone to see.

The job wasnt done however. The second beta hipster was making a run for it. There was no ledge or breeze present so I couldnt lat flare to catch him. I had to face my biggest fear. Cardio. I quickly went into the nearest cafe and acquired all their carb and protein rich foods and commenced my pursuit. Each step I ran propelled me 2 car lengths due to my ability to bench 3 contestants on the biggest loser at once. I could feel the gains seeping out of me, so i started furiously eating. It wasn't enough.

Desperate I injected myself with my emergency tren and albuterex cocktail and the saiyan blood within me was awakened. I spread my lats and I was flying instantly, I no longer needed wind, I was the wind. I made short work of the distance between beta **** 2 and realised he had reached his safehouse. I broke down the door and charged in.

I found the ****** crying to his girl friend about how sad he was he lost a friend. I couldn't stand this. I grabbed him and threw him into the wall. "this is how a real man acts!" I yelled as I drove mount Kilimanjaro over and over again into his girlfriend's taco causing more water to run through it than the amazon river itself. When I was done I commanded she make me a sandwich, once she was out of the room I moved to the beta **** who was still crying, I whispered to him, "shh no tears now, only dreams" I then proceeded to rip his spine out and choked him to death before he died from blood loss.

And for the record, the sandwich was shit.
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Loved it man, post more =D

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You're trying to hard, keep them simple.

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watch the language i ignore your posts for the most part but dont appreciate foul language
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[SD]Master_Wong wrote:watch the language i ignore your posts for the most part but dont appreciate foul language

Please tell me you're kidding.

Anyhow, this is my favorite story of yours so far. Well done.

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Vegeta is turning SRF into Bodybuilding/4chan forum.
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Tasdik wrote:
[SD]Master_Wong wrote:watch the language i ignore your posts for the most part but dont appreciate foul language

Please tell me you're kidding.

Anyhow, this is my favorite story of yours so far. Well done.


no im not. i dont think half of you should pander to his attention whoring but allowing foul language like that. if you didnt notice ryoko banned a few words so its clear its not socially accepted this isnt 4chan or a degenerate forum


should add im on about the thread topic title i dont care what he writes in his posts if you dont like them, dont read them but i dont wanna see shit language as a topic title
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You see the irony in your post? with all the "Shit" language?

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Changgo wrote:You see the irony in your post? with all the "Shit" language?


i do, but i keep mine within threads not as a topic starter
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Would read again. Moar ples.
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complaining about bad language is soo 2008
''When I die, make sure they bury me upside down, so that the world can kiss my ass.''

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Just write kunt instead of cunt and you're ok. Oh an why should we censor these words?
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Yeh stop with the bad language guys. it hurts my feelings so just fcking stop ok
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Meh.. where's the funny part?
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[SD]Master_Wong wrote:
Changgo wrote:You see the irony in your post? with all the "Shit" language?


i do, but i keep mine within threads not as a topic starter



yeah sorry about that, I understand your reasons and you're right shouldnt have used curse word in tittle, would change it but it say the topic is locked or something :s
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thanks, a mod changed it i think as its ***
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Mirosuke wrote:Vegeta is turning SRF into Bodybuilding/4chan forum.


Nah, that would imply anyone seriously gives two shits about his rants.

Also 3/10, this one tried way too hard.

Also https://www.facebook.com/albuterexiscelltech
Wasn't exactly funny on the facebook post, isn't really funny here.
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Your Highness, I am a little disappointed. I'd like to see some original content every once in a while :soosad:

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2/10
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Crowley wrote:I'd like to see some original content every once in a while :soosad:



That would require originality.

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Alright, now today I went to my local supplement store because i was running low on casein and needed dat der anabolic prahteen when I sleep brah. Anyway I got into my brand new Maserati and sped off in pursuit of the anabolic goodness awaiting me. As I was driving along there was something that didn't feel quite right. I looked in the backseat and realised I hadnt taken out the trash last night.

The 7.5/10 I had banged out of sheer pity was still asleep in my back seat and making more noise than a feminist on her period complaining about how men dont "put up with this shit." Right then I had more important things to deal with so I kept driving. Before I knew it however I was stuck in traffic and bored out of my mind, so i turned to the bitch behind and woke her up.
"Make yourself and wrap your mouth around my dick yea?"

She obeyed me without question and seemed to be in disbelief that she had the chance to service a magnificent specimen such as myself. As I finished giving her the equivalent of a 3 course meal she passed out which I could only assume was from the exhaustion of working a 14 inch monster.

I arrived at my destination and got out of the car. As I walked into the supp store I felt my spidey sense tingling. Something was amiss. I looked outside and the 7.5 was stealing my car! I sprinted out, reacted quickly and made 2 hand holds in the boot of my baby. As she tried to speed off I sunk my feet into the ground and ensured she was getting no where. I then proceeded to pick up the car and shook out the stupid slut who thought she could get away with a free vehicle.

She then made a run for it, this simply would not do. She needed to be punished. Although instead of chasing her i decided to test how good I was at javelin and threw my car at her. A direct hit confirmed by the sound of the screams from witnesses satisfied me. Although...I had now I had been spotted. I could hear the sirens in the background already coming for me in the background so I took shelter in the supplement store.

I found his supply of now illegal albuterex and ingested the full tub. The Tub and I were now one, we had fused and together we were death. As the police came to arrest me I calmly walked out. The first cunt that tried to arrest me I forcively made to suck his own dick by breaking his spine and folding him in half. Thats when the bullets fired, I absorbed them all with the power of the albuterex, and then fired them out of me at velocity faster then the speed of light (inb4 not possible, anything is possible on albuterex).

I then punched the ground to cause the biggest earthquake known to man and the ground then swallowed them all like a fat kid who has just seen cake for the first time in 2 weeks. After everything had been destroyed to my satisfaction I walked over to my now ruined Maserati. The 7.5 was still alive and limping away. I caught up to her.

"please dont kille me, i think im pregnant, its yours"
"not today bitch" was my response, and a swift uppercut to her midsection ensured the contents of her uterus sprayed out onto the pavement.

I then walked back to the supp store, almost forgot my Casein.
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I Am Vegeta wrote:Alright, now today I went to my local supplement store because i was running low on casein and needed dat der anabolic prahteen when I sleep brah. Anyway I got into my brand new Maserati


Annnnnnd im done
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I Am Vegeta wrote:Alright, now today I went to my local supplement store because i was running low on casein and needed dat der anabolic prahteen when I sleep brah. Anyway I got into my brand new Maserati and sped off in pursuit of the anabolic goodness awaiting me. As I was driving along there was something that didn't feel quite right. I looked in the backseat and realised I hadnt taken out the trash last night.

The 7.5/10 I had banged out of sheer pity was still asleep in my back seat and making more noise than a feminist on her period complaining about how men dont "put up with this shit." Right then I had more important things to deal with so I kept driving. Before I knew it however I was stuck in traffic and bored out of my mind, so i turned to the bitch behind and woke her up.
"Make yourself and wrap your mouth around my dick yea?"

She obeyed me without question and seemed to be in disbelief that she had the chance to service a magnificent specimen such as myself. As I finished giving her the equivalent of a 3 course meal she passed out which I could only assume was from the exhaustion of working a 14 inch monster.

I arrived at my destination and got out of the car. As I walked into the supp store I felt my spidey sense tingling. Something was amiss. I looked outside and the 7.5 was stealing my car! I sprinted out, reacted quickly and made 2 hand holds in the boot of my baby. As she tried to speed off I sunk my feet into the ground and ensured she was getting no where. I then proceeded to pick up the car and shook out the stupid slut who thought she could get away with a free vehicle.

She then made a run for it, this simply would not do. She needed to be punished. Although instead of chasing her i decided to test how good I was at javelin and threw my car at her. A direct hit confirmed by the sound of the screams from witnesses satisfied me. Although...I had now I had been spotted. I could hear the sirens in the background already coming for me in the background so I took shelter in the supplement store.

I found his supply of now illegal albuterex and ingested the full tub. The Tub and I were now one, we had fused and together we were death. As the police came to arrest me I calmly walked out. The first cunt that tried to arrest me I forcively made to suck his own dick by breaking his spine and folding him in half. Thats when the bullets fired, I absorbed them all with the power of the albuterex, and then fired them out of me at velocity faster then the speed of light (inb4 not possible, anything is possible on albuterex).

I then punched the ground to cause the biggest earthquake known to man and the ground then swallowed them all like a fat kid who has just seen cake for the first time in 2 weeks. After everything had been destroyed to my satisfaction I walked over to my now ruined Maserati. The 7.5 was still alive and limping away. I caught up to her.

"please dont kille me, i think im pregnant, its yours"
"not today bitch" was my response, and a swift uppercut to her midsection ensured the contents of her uterus sprayed out onto the pavement.

I then walked back to the supp store, almost forgot my Casein.




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