got invited to a gangbang today

[I Am Vegeta]

A friend of a friend of mine asked me if i wanted to be involved in something, i was like lolwat but go ahead tell me. Mind was blown when he told me he goes to legit gangbangs and asked me if i wanted to join in one tonight, i kind of hesitated but was like ..... it and said yes.

So i get there and ive had a few drink so i can let loose more, i come in and theres the dude i was talking to, 1 more dude and 3 moderately attractive chicks. Everybody is pretty friendly and we have some drinks, asking if ive ever done this before i say no. The owner of the house then get gets this large plastic cover and puts it on the floor, i thought it was for all the jizz flying everywhere so i thought nothing of it.

We slowly start undressing and im making out with this girl, soon were all naked and nobody is ..... just making out, i try to put it in the girl but shes like no not this time, im just thinking in my head lol ok wtf so i just kinda sit there awkwardly but then the chick tells me to lie down.

Ok cool so shes over me and i think shes gonna reverse cowgirl me but then i see her butthole expand, all of a sudden i hear a large fart noise and i look to the left and this chick just shiited all over the dude and hes moaning in pleasure. I yell out WTF and as im about to get up and gtfo from this house something hit me straight in the chest and splashes into my face, this bish just shat on me and i start dry heaving. Everybody starts laughing and saying things like "he didnt expect this did he".

I push the girl away and get up, i dont know wut to do at this point, i want to put my clothes on and leave but i really just want to take a shower in this house then gtfo. The girl is laughing and tells me this is a scat party, are u ..... kidding me. The girl is still on her knees and i roundhouse kick her in the neck as hard as i can, i hear a snap and both dudes get up and start crying and yelling at me.

They start coming at me and i start throwing hands while im still naked and penises flap all over the place while the feces is also flying all over the place off of us. I say enough of this shiit and pull my beretta out of my coat and unload bullets into their heads, they fall dead while there still 1 girl whos alive, shes begging for me not to kill her and i just run the ..... outta there. So glad to be home now, I will eventually shower im a little tired though at the moment.

[Ganja]

10/10 would read again

[sneaky]

0/10

[Love]

least 7.5 from me =)

[Bartic]

7-8/10 from me. The ending screwed it a little bit.

[NuclearSilo]

thank god I finished eating.

[omier]

2/2

[Blindfire]

3.71/4.62

Made me laugh.

[Azilius]

I will eventually shower im a little tired though at the moment.

made me lol

[heroo]

She still shitted on him though.

[CrimsonNuker]

Anybody remember that post about a story about some guy taking a girl out to dinner and she had fish, and then they went home and had anal sex, but in the middle of it, she shit all over him and passed out.

[Avalanche]

Anybody remember that post about a story about some guy taking a girl out to dinner and she had fish, and then they went home and had anal sex, but in the middle of it, she shit all over him and passed out.

I thought I successfully pushed that out of my mind.. Nope, thanks.

[Mayumi]

That brought a smile to my face lol, haha.

[PureStr]

Not bad, but doesnt come anywhere close to Martin Random's shitty roomate's story.

For those of you guys that want to have a real "shitty" reading: http://www.wyseguys.com/blag/shitty-roommate/meet-jed/

[w00t]

Is that u on that picture PureSTR? If so I want you to have a threesome with me and my GF :p

[Mirosuke]

0/10

[w00t]

0/10

Look at this guy. He is quoting.

[PureStr]

Is that u on that picture PureSTR? If so I want you to have a threesome with me and my GF :p

Unfortunately, I am not that awesome. The guy on my picture is Epic Beard Man.

This is what made him "famous":
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AC_Transit_Bus_fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQJFv9SMSMQ

[omier]

0/10

Look at this guy. He is quoting.

This guy is quoting too.

[inky]