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"Oh, this alligator can snap my arm off like a twig? I think I'll stick my hand in its mouth."

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They probably don't lift, the guy in Anaconda took one out like it was nothing.
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That must really hurt - auch.

On one hand (yes I still have mine (pun intended)), I cannot help but feel sorry for these guys. I mean, it must hurt like hell. But on the other hand, they should have thought about the risk before doing this.

I feel real bad for the last person, though. Anyone know if it bid off his head and he died?
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Holy **** when the crocodile starts spinning. That may be the worst thing I ever saw
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The last one looks like it isn't real. The body goes up too fast, and it doesn't fall down again.
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Ok, that was pretty bad. What happened to the last guy though?
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ltsune wrote:That must really hurt - auch.

On one hand (yes I still have mine (pun intended)), I cannot help but feel sorry for these guys. I mean, it must hurt like hell. But on the other hand, they should have thought about the risk before doing this.

I feel real bad for the last person, though. Anyone know if it bid off his head and he died?

Nah someone else got it at the last second for an extra 3$
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OMFG... They're all a bunch of idiots!
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It looks like a ten year old made this video with the dumb text transitions. The last one is an obvious fake and most of those were alligators not crocodiles.

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Squirt wrote:
ltsune wrote:That must really hurt - auch.

On one hand (yes I still have mine (pun intended)), I cannot help but feel sorry for these guys. I mean, it must hurt like hell. But on the other hand, they should have thought about the risk before doing this.

I feel real bad for the last person, though. Anyone know if it bid off his head and he died?

Nah someone else got it at the last second for an extra 3$

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When the crocodile started barrel rolling omg.
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lol @ last one

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Bartic wrote:Natural selection.
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that rolling ugh holy shit :soosad:
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They call that roll the death roll....Crocs use it all the time to tear the flesh from their kill since they cant hold their food with their stubby hands/appendages...

Can you imagine if that Croc in the first part of the video did the death roll with that guy's head in its mouth?...Would be the most fcked up way to die... People are just dumb at times...too dumb..
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I was kinda surprised it could do the roll on the ground that easily.
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BuDo wrote:They call that roll the death roll....Crocs use it all the time to tear the flesh from their kill since they cant hold their food with their stubby hands/appendages...

Can you imagine if that Croc in the first part of the video did the death roll with that guy's head in its mouth?...Would be the most fcked up way to die... People are just dumb at times...too dumb..

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Laughed at the first two, but that dude got it bad... Stupid shit though, even as a zookeeper, why would you want to put your hands anywhere near a croc's mouth?
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Snazzi wrote:why would you want to put your hands anywhere near a croc's mouth?
For the $ and for the thrill?
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The guy who had his head in the alligators mouth was lucky, the alligator didn't seem to bite down hard and he didn't roll on him. The guys who are putting their hands in the gators mouths are most likely people who work at some sort of alligator sanctuary where they capture wild gators and put them in these pens and hold shows for the $ as said above so not really a zoo keeper. No self respecting zoo keeper would play with a gator or any other animal like that.

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Seriously, they think that the alligator/crocodile is not going to bite?
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I always wanted a baby alligator as a pet. Saw some at a local pet shop long time ago, they were pretty cool. But obviously it would of gotten to big to keep lol.
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It's a pity! He died! ^
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DarkJackal wrote:I always wanted a baby alligator as a pet. Saw some at a local pet shop long time ago, they were pretty cool. But obviously it would of gotten to big to keep lol.


If they stayed that size they would be a really fun pet to have.

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