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how did you manage to **** her? did she spend 20 minutes looking for your dick until she realised it was up your own ass?

1. i cant tell if this is a real story or just another made up fantasy story from vegeta.
2. i cant tell if that pic is really the girl in question.
3.irony of vegeta telling people not to **** their "sisters" and goes ahead and fucks a "sister"
4. no vegeta, she doesnt love you. no one does.
5. dont care, had sex?
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penfold1992 wrote:how did you manage to **** her? did she spend 20 minutes looking for your dick until she realised it was up your own ass?

1. i cant tell if this is a real story or just another made up fantasy story from vegeta.
2. i cant tell if that pic is really the girl in question.
3.irony of vegeta telling people not to **** their "sisters" and goes ahead and fucks a "sister"
4. no vegeta, she doesnt love you. no one does.
5. dont care, had sex?


I think it's not made up for the simple fact that if it were, he'd have picked a better looking chick to show us instead of the stereotypical duck face moron.
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Criticism of a girl that's way out of 90% of this forums league.

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Aventus wrote:Criticism of a girl that's way out of 90% of this forums league.

i didnt criticize the girl. every girl is out of my league, any pussy that moves is way out of my league... but she isnt as attractive as id expect mr "The Situation" guy over here DJing them dubstep clubs with his beats headphones, tank tops, purple chinos and probably had a hipster haircut and listens to fun.

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penfold1992 wrote:every girl is out of my league
What about your girlfriend.. Eh?
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Aventus wrote:Criticism of a girl that's way out of 90% of this forums league.

That girl is pretty average, at least in my college area she would be.
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There's more attractive girls than freaks on my campus. Here's a good thing about Uni I guess. :yay:
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penfold1992 wrote:
Aventus wrote:Criticism of a girl that's way out of 90% of this forums league.

i didnt criticize the girl. every girl is out of my league, any pussy that moves is way out of my league... but she isnt as attractive as id expect mr "The Situation" guy over here DJing them dubstep clubs with his beats headphones, tank tops, purple chinos and probably had a hipster haircut and listens to fun.

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Sadly those guys are still getting more play than you.

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Squirt wrote:
Aventus wrote:Criticism of a girl that's way out of 90% of this forums league.

That girl is pretty average, at least in my college area she would be.


Engineering college here, so not really. She's like 9-10/10, if you compare her to other girls in my college.
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I just find the topic/thread header hilarious... "had sex with female bff...." It seems to imply that he swings both ways......
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lol @ people talking shit about the girl

you guys would probably be intimidated by her if you ever met her cause she's from a higher bracket then your rathole one.

she hawt
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BuDo wrote:"had sex with female bff...."[/b] It seems to imply that he swings both ways......
Oh dear oh dear.. vegeta Is a Swinger? :giveup:
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The guy in the middle actually dressed really nice :sohappy:

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^Please, be joking, please, be joking...
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I Am Vegeta wrote:lol @ people talking shit about the girl

you guys would probably be intimidated by her if you ever met her cause she's from a higher bracket then your rathole one.

she hawt


I think you fail to understand that it doesn't take being the stereotypical gym douche to get girls.
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*BlackFox wrote:
penfold1992 wrote:every girl is out of my league
What about your girlfriend.. Eh?


yeah... she is lol i admit it.

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Crowley wrote:The guy in the middle actually dressed really nice :sohappy:


oh god please please be joking... the sad day when someone says this shit is "in trend".
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Bartic wrote:^Please, be joking, please, be joking...


Not at all. Great fit on all his clothes, excellent colour coordination and a nice, clean hair cut. I like it. :)

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Crowley wrote:
penfold1992 wrote:[img]
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Vegeta and his friends.


The guy in the middle actually dressed really nice :sohappy:

Whats wrong with the fella to the right? Seems pretty normal to me
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Squirt wrote:
Crowley wrote:
penfold1992 wrote:[img]
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Vegeta and his friends.


The guy in the middle actually dressed really nice :sohappy:

Whats wrong with the fella to the right? Seems pretty normal to me

The guy on the right is the only one dressed normally enough for me (except the shoes).
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Squirt wrote:Whats wrong with the fella to the right? Seems pretty normal to me


swept haircut for no reason? shirt with top button done up? them shoes?!?!

but yeah, he is the best of the three. he looks normal when stood next to those guys.
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wouldnt even let penfold's gf hold my hand in public
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thats because she doesnt have a duck face or use roids.
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penfold1992 wrote:
Squirt wrote:Whats wrong with the fella to the right? Seems pretty normal to me


swept haircut for no reason? shirt with top button done up? them shoes?!?!

but yeah, he is the best of the three. he looks normal when stood next to those guys.

You mean a nice clean haircut? He buttoned up his shirt like it is meant to be? Oh lawd.
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Please do not tell me you guys are trying to judge the looks of those three dudes.

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Vegeta's threads really do bring out the worst in those who actually take him seriously.
Good job, Vegeta, you have won again. :yay:

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^This. And also:
Sanktum wrote:The guy on the right is the only one dressed normally enough for me (except the shoes).
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Penfold bravo my friend.

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For once i agree with Rawr, thats why i havent made a comment about it.
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