).Anywayz, I'd like to hear some illogical/senseless reasoning that your bf/gf/friend/mom/whoever came up with.
Let me start:
So today, before my gf left to school she was smoking and (since she always says she doesn't want to smoke, yet always buys just one more pack) I said "We should quit smoking". Not because it's expensive or anything like that but she has heart disease, so yea smoking just isn't the thing that will help. As I'm smoking too, I told her if she quits, I quit too. Fair enough, I guess. Anyhow, she came up with the classic "don't tell me what to do line."
"Don't tell me what to do. Ever." - That's what she said
And I don't, just want her to be healthy.
So, later she called me with the question "what should I do?" (It was about -well i don't know how u americanos call it but here, in Hungary, it's called sthg like "examination of maturity", "matura" or simply just final exam (GCE in the UK), you know, the school leaving exam u gotta take after finishing high school/secondary school - so whether she would go for A level English exam or not.)
And I was like "I don't know, if you think your english is good enough, go for A level, else don't."
Then she said "I don't know. You tell me, you never tell me what to do."
Then big red button, didn't even have a chance to reply
So, this was one of them, we never fight btw, and she actually apologizes and admits she shouldn't have said/done this or that
Another one is short, we were just lying in bed next to each other, talking/smoking and then she grabs my... She said "You don't have a boner?! Do you love someone else?"
I was like, girl, we're just lying next to each other, what the hell.
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