IRL JERSEY SHORE SHIT

[omier]

Spoiler!

[.curve]

That's wierd Curve, I don't think I fart in the morning.

Normally I don't. I wake up and take a pee and that's it. This morning though I dunno what it was, but it was pretty loud and decently long.

I was proud. Consequently, I also woke up with morning wood. I don't think these two are related, but that's my morning.

You dont really fart when waking up usually? Dafuq,, I fart so hard sometimes that I have to run to the toilet because I'm about to shit myself.

No I usually don't. It was a surprise, I can't lie. I definitely always have to take a morning pee though. Every day without fail and once it happens, there's no going back to sleep.

[*BlackFox]

His chest reminds me of bald people. All shiny and shit.

He looks like a "Bull on steroids" Just awful!

[I Am Vegeta]

His chest reminds me of bald people. All shiny and shit.

He looks like a "Bull on steroids" Just awful!

he's sweating synthol lmao

[penfold1992]

u cant turn into balloon animal state from skinnyfag status in 2 week even on a 1g ed tren-ace cycle.

you under estimate dem roidz... or saline implants.

having muscles doesnt make you a good fighter anyway, lots of muscles can actually restrict your movement if you are that large. thats why mma fighters are not hugely muscly (not that they dont have big muscles... please dont find me and hurt me! im sorry!!!!)

[I Am Vegeta]

u cant turn into balloon animal state from skinnyfag status in 2 week even on a 1g ed tren-ace cycle.

you under estimate dem roidz... or saline implants.

having muscles doesnt make you a good fighter anyway, lots of muscles can actually restrict your movement if you are that large. thats why mma fighters are not hugely muscly (not that they dont have big muscles... please dont find me and hurt me! im sorry!!!!)

im not a roidscientist but a know a few things about them

2 months is like 1 cycle, you can get maybe 7-10% lean mass increase from a test-e 300 begginer cycle.

so no you wouldnt get really big if you start from nothing

[penfold1992]

yeah saline would be the only way to get such distorted looks i think. or silicone i guess. its not attractive or healthy =S

[I Am Vegeta]

yeah saline would be the only way to get such distorted looks i think. or silicone i guess. its not attractive or healthy =S

pretty sure its synthol, its some kind of oil some people inject in their muscle to make them bloat

kinda like greg valentino did

[woutR]

u cant turn into balloon animal state from skinnyfag status in 2 week even on a 1g ed tren-ace cycle.

you under estimate dem roidz... or saline implants.

having muscles doesnt make you a good fighter anyway, lots of muscles can actually restrict your movement if you are that large. thats why mma fighters are not hugely muscly (not that they dont have big muscles... please dont find me and hurt me! im sorry!!!!)

mma fighters are fkin huge man. Size is an advantage, there is no MMA fighter that will say no to some extra muscle because it would 'restrict his movement'. They're as big and strong as they can possibly be..

Spoiler!

[Love]

Vegeta have you ever shared if you have used roids or not ?

If you have it discredits anything you have ever said for me otherwise I am happy to keep my good for you stance.

[penfold1992]

brock lesner isnt the best mma fighter and he lost 3 won 5.

this is the current mma heavyweight champ who is 15-1

[woutR]

Yes, and he even has fat, wouldn't that restrict him even more? Just proves my point how size and mass are very beneficial in mma.
Brock Lesnar was 265 lbs with little fat. He trained around 300 lbs so when he cut down he'd be like 265lbs of pure muscle with a near perfect strength to mass ratio. As big and as strong as he could possibly be at 265 lbs. Mass and strength are one of the most important things in a fight.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weight_cutting

Brock Lesnar may not have the best stats in the UFC, but he is a very good example of why a perfect strength to mass ratio matters a lot in UFC. He is so freakishly big that if your theory was right, and mass would restrict a fighter, then he could have never been UFC heavyweight champion. But he was, so you're wrong.

[I Am Vegeta]

Vegeta have you ever shared if you have used roids or not ?

If you have it discredits anything you have ever said for me otherwise I am happy to keep my good for you stance.

this is a secret, girls dig mysterious guys!

[I Am Vegeta]

brock lesner isnt the best mma fighter and he lost 3 won 5.

this is the current mma heavyweight champ who is 15-1

that guys is buff, the only difference is that he got fat and he didnt work his soulder and traps in hypertrophy most boxer and fighter work them in endurance so they can fight longer

and its obvious those guys wont go to 6% bodyfat lol theyw ould be weak as ****, when you shred down you loose strenght in the process.

[Gnarly]

I like Vegeta's threads, they're funny. People shouldn't take them too serious.

I'd like to hear the story (if it should ever happen) of when he acts that way with an average looking dude who happens to train in MMA fighting. Then he gets knocked out cold for being a douche with too much ego...Now that would be a funny thread....

But I bet that story probably wont make it here or anywhere else if it should happen.. Even if it did we'd be hearing excuses as to why his abs of steal or shrededness didn't save him...maybe something along the lines of being too drunk or whatever..

just stop, if you don't like his posts then why bother posting in his threads.

[Love]

You just answered.

[penfold1992]

yea i think i was a bit vague when i said "muscles"
having muscles and body fat is better then just... body fat.
being fit is better then just having muscles. marathon runners are certainly fit but arent very muscly compared to dat guy.

without sounding cliche, its all about moderation.

[BuDo]

I like Vegeta's threads, they're funny. People shouldn't take them too serious.

I'd like to hear the story (if it should ever happen) of when he acts that way with an average looking dude who happens to train in MMA fighting. Then he gets knocked out cold for being a douche with too much ego...Now that would be a funny thread....

But I bet that story probably wont make it here or anywhere else if it should happen.. Even if it did we'd be hearing excuses as to why his abs of steal or shrededness didn't save him...maybe something along the lines of being too drunk or whatever..

just stop, if you don't like his posts then why bother posting in his threads.

Take your own advice..

[.curve]

Take your own advice..

Lol I was hoping someone would point that out.