people dont **** around too long
last night i was at the club, got drunk after like 3 beer cause i was very exhausted from 14 days training in a row
bump in a guy by accident, kid is with like 6-10 friend so he feel all confident and shit going all though and all
''what you want fucker?'' he said
''yo buddy, got a knife?'' i answer
''what? no why?''
''AIGHT MOTHAFUCKA THEN WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT THAT? LOOK AT MY BODYFAT BRAH *flex abs and biceps* BETTER CANCEL YOU CAB IF YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME BRAH CAUSE YOU GOING OUT WITH THE AMBULANCE''
''alright dude sorry, im fine its ok i dont wanna fight its fine dude...''
i told y'all im the new ghandi, didnt have to fight in like 5-10 years, thanks to my bodyfat.
*bodyfat is around 8% atm
when you got bodyfat like me
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Re: when you got bodyfat like me
Sure.
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He's like good ol' Stallowned x)
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lol
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Re: when you got bodyfat like me
Is this shit dreampt up by a mental patient?
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BuDo wrote:Is this shit dreampt up by a mental patient?
I see what you did there.
Speak the truth, even if your voice shakes.
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Re: when you got bodyfat like me
Lets see... Your 8% body fat and ignorance, vs my practical strength and martial arts background. I'd say you better get humble before someone make you their bitch. We get guys just like you coming through our gym thinking their hot shit cause they juice, they find out real fast that muscle don't mean shit if you don't know how to use it.
Re: when you got bodyfat like me
Mindy wrote:Are you still drunk?
Not drunk...just still a kid...mentally speaking anyways.....
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Fiction wrote:Lets see... Your 8% body fat and ignorance, vs my practical strength and martial arts background. I'd say you better get humble before someone make you their bitch. We get guys just like you coming through our gym thinking their hot shit cause they juice, they find out real fast that muscle don't mean shit if you don't know how to use it.
It's a huge shot to their ego that's hard to swallow when they realize this......
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Re: when you got bodyfat like me
poehalcho wrote:He's like good ol' Stallowned x)
Nope. His stories were at least entertaining and funny.
This shit is just retarded.
Re: when you got bodyfat like me
1. My body fat is like .000001%. Anorexia op.
2. Fiction you turn me on.
3. Budo, I'm loving the new colored text of yours.
2. Fiction you turn me on.
3. Budo, I'm loving the new colored text of yours.
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Re: when you got bodyfat like me
Tasdik wrote:3. Budo, I'm loving the new colored text of yours.
I agree with this.
Speak the truth, even if your voice shakes.
Re: when you got bodyfat like me
Thx...I try...
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Re: when you got bodyfat like me
Vegeta is the only reason I bother coming to these forums anymore.. 
Re: when you got bodyfat like me
Some of you are just getting blatantly trolled now smh. 
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Re: when you got bodyfat like me
I feel like a kid on christmas when Vegeta makes a new thread. They're bloody awesome.
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Re: when you got bodyfat like me
Skyve wrote:Some of you are just getting blatantly trolled now smh.
lol I noticed. I've decided that I'm just gonna be as off topic as possible in my replies to his threads.
Seems to work.
Speak the truth, even if your voice shakes.
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.curve wrote:Skyve wrote:Some of you are just getting blatantly trolled now smh.
lol I noticed. I've decided that I'm just gonna be as off topic as possible in my replies to his threads.
Seems to work.
So about them Giants? Won the World Series I hear.
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[Orphen] wrote:.curve wrote:Skyve wrote:Some of you are just getting blatantly trolled now smh.
lol I noticed. I've decided that I'm just gonna be as off topic as possible in my replies to his threads.
Seems to work.
So about them Giants? Won the World Series I hear.
Pretty good, they beat the cowboys and won the world series, all in the same night.
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Re: when you got bodyfat like me
Wait, I'm confused about the story. So the cops knew that internal affairs were setting them up?
Re: when you got bodyfat like me
Swindler wrote:I feel like a kid on christmas when Vegeta makes a new thread. They're bloody awesome.
Thought I was the only one. His thread are hilarious.
Re: when you got bodyfat like me
Who the **** is Gnarly?
Re: when you got bodyfat like me
.curve wrote:Skyve wrote:Some of you are just getting blatantly trolled now smh.
lol I noticed. I've decided that I'm just gonna be as off topic as possible in my replies to his threads.
Seems to work.
Dam thats genious...it's total krytonite for his mentally deranged/douche-bag-ish and self centered threads...
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Re: when you got bodyfat like me
I've got something you can shove into your mouth...
(Careful now, we're entering dangerous territory in which a random mod can/will probably end up raging at us for being offtopic. Truthfully, I'm kind of excited about it.)
(Careful now, we're entering dangerous territory in which a random mod can/will probably end up raging at us for being offtopic. Truthfully, I'm kind of excited about it.)