wins teh internets (56k warning)

[Skyve]

^
Bad Photoshop

[Ganja]

Bad Photoshop

Not as bad as this

[Vaya]

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.


Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel."


After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.



After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.

"Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

---

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"



The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

[omier]

Bad Photoshop

Not as bad as this

It's just that the right side of his body got run over by a truck.

[*BlackFox]

I agree with @Ganja... That is the worst "photoshop" I've seen this year. xD

[poehalcho]

Straight from /r/ImGoingToHellForThis/

Spoiler!

EDIT: Extra

[omier]

^LOL, nice.

[Tasdik]

Code: Select all

[poehalcho]

"4Chan Keyboard optimization"





for some stupid fun: http://www.astretchyhand.com/

[poehalcho]

[*BlackFox]

[Mirosuke]

Lol, well... I would do it... to grab female genitals.

[poehalcho]

[omier]

[*BlackFox]

^ That's pretty damn cool.

[BuDo]

indeed

[poehalcho]

[only_me]

[*BlackFox]

^ OMFG

[omier]

Seen it somewhere. Pretty cool.

[poehalcho]

KILL IT WITH FIRE

[Strwarrior]

On youtube search "salad fingers",
Its an animated series...

I have to say its the most "wtf" thing i've ever seen...

[William-CL]

[poehalcho]

On youtube search "salad fingers",
Its an animated series...

I have to say its the most "wtf" thing i've ever seen...

meh. try horsemask mushroom cooking
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffDPTKn7HiY

@William-CL
big LOL

[poehalcho]

Some more from /r/goingtohell

Spoiler!

[*BlackFox]

[heroo]

more of that 'going to hell' please, that is hilarious haha

ps: i went to 4chan and then to r. I never visit 4chan and only did one time like 3 years go, but WTF is that place? I only see porn and weird sh1t there. where is all the funny sh1t?

[poehalcho]

/r/ = request (=people wanting porn sources)
fun stuff is in /b/ (= random)
regardless, the chance of really getting something good is slim
since there's only 20 pages being memorized many threads dissapear within a matter of seconds since everyone is spamming everywhere.

but this is /r/ for reddit, not 4chan LMAO xD
http://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/

[omier]

Lol I thought it was 4Chan too.

[Ganja]

Most of the stuff I've seen on here I've seen on Reddit, mostly from:
/r/WTF
/r/funny
/r/pics