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mom asked me this morning if i was on roids lmao, I've gained something like 10-15 pounds in a month, almost no fat still got my abs, well 8pack turned into a 6pack tho.

mom is going nut, she said i was distorting myself or some shit and i would hurt myself or my health.

Learned how to eat correctly, changed my workout routine from strenght training to hypertrophie and started to work on my legs alot more, I'm exploding, I need to get some new clothes causethey dont fit anymore.
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And you're surprised because?
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poehalcho wrote:And you're surprised because?



what are you implying?
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And you decided to post this thread, why exactly?

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Tasdik wrote:And you decided to post this thread, why exactly?



so people could come and talk about similar experience or fitness story
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Guys, this thread is not too bad. :)
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Man vegeta I got to say, it's so awesome that you are able to master your body in such a way that people jump to such wilds conclusions but lets be honest, is not unexpected. You are one hell of a dude and most people will never have a clue how to reach anything close to your level.
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that's what you get when training with 300 times gravity yo.
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This song reminds me of you so much right now
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heroo wrote:that's what you get when training with 300 times gravity yo.


Damn it! you beat me to it. Just wait untill he'll start using the hyperbolic time chamber!

Well Vegeta, i'd say that you're well on the way to what you had in mind then (wanting to look like you're on roids). Good for you ^^
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@ Squirt

W.T.F? Is that a real song or more like a joke?

Most sh1tty song I've ever heard in my life. true story.
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I Am Vegeta wrote:
Tasdik wrote:And you decided to post this thread, why exactly?



so people could come and talk about similar experience or fitness story

Usually, when you try to start a discussion, you first have to ask a question. Which you didn't.

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I Am Vegeta wrote:mom is going nut, she said i was distorting myself or some shit and i would hurt myself or my health.
Well, she's your mom And worrying is completely normal.
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I Am Vegeta wrote:
Tasdik wrote:And you decided to post this thread, why exactly?



so people could come and talk about similar experience or fitness story


So like 3 weeks ago I decided my diet sucked and I was gonna do a uturn and start a keto based diet for working out. Lost 12~ pounds body fat in the first week and my mom thought I was crazy. She asked all her friends (who know nothing) and they all said similar things. I'm now phasing back into eating carbs but I always thought the reactions people give to diets are hilarious especially when they don't know what they're talking about.
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heroo wrote:that's what you get when training with 300 times gravity yo.


What does the scouter say?

I had a friend who was pretty big then he lost his job and he shriveled up like a prune :wink:
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PIC OF ABS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN
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Tasdik wrote:
I Am Vegeta wrote:
Tasdik wrote:And you decided to post this thread, why exactly?



so people could come and talk about similar experience or fitness story

Usually, when you try to start a discussion, you first have to ask a question. Which you didn't.

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CrimsonNuker wrote:PIC OF ABS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN
WITH <3 SRF SIGN

lmao yas!

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I Am Vegeta wrote:
poehalcho wrote:And you're surprised because?



what are you implying?


Well considering you're stuffing yourself with some grains that make gain weight but not fat... It kinda seems like a logical conclusion no? It doesn't even differ too much from the real thing other than the adverse effects... I guess.
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and ohh yeah, don't get ur hopes high yet. most of it is liquid. you'll eventually lose some of the 'muscles'.
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heroo wrote:and ohh yeah, don't get ur hopes high yet. most of it is liquid. you'll eventually lose some of the 'muscles'.



I'm not bulking, I'm drinking a lot of tea to minimise my water retention

@azilus I've read a bit about keto diet, its a protein based diet right? Do you workout with it?
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CrimsonNuker wrote:PIC OF ABS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN
WITH <3 SRF SIGN



I'm bloated as **** atm lol, will try to take o e tomorrow morning if I don't forget

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Oh okay I'm posting in this thread for the pic!!111
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heroo wrote:that's what you get when training with 300 times gravity yo.


Good Hustle.

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I Am Vegeta wrote:
Tasdik wrote:And you decided to post this thread, why exactly?



so people could come and talk about similar experience or fitness story


thanks man! been waiting for the perfect time to tell about my recent fitness story.
Just the other day I was hitting the gym with my brother and we were doing some 900 lbs squats and this phaggot skinny octo came at us mad as fuark telling us he thought we were on roids. Immediately we took our tops off and started flexing and the aesthetics perfection just mired this octo into submission like the true beta **** he is (me n my bro r srsly alpha as fuak) but then we got banned from the gym man.
idk really wierd im natty.. must be them quinoa beans u posted about earlier. got some mad gains, but im farting cracy farts over here man LOL wta about you?? :P
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woutR wrote:
I Am Vegeta wrote:
Tasdik wrote:And you decided to post this thread, why exactly?



so people could come and talk about similar experience or fitness story


thanks man! been waiting for the perfect time to tell about my recent fitness story.
Just the other day I was hitting the gym with my brother and we were doing some 900 lbs squats and this phaggot skinny octo came at us mad as fuark telling us he thought we were on roids. Immediately we took our tops off and started flexing and the aesthetics perfection just mired this octo into submission like the true beta **** he is (me n my bro r srsly alpha as fuak) but then we got banned from the gym man.
idk really wierd im natty.. must be them quinoa beans u posted about earlier. got some mad gains, but im farting cracy farts over here man LOL wta about you?? :P

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woutR wrote:
I Am Vegeta wrote:
Tasdik wrote:And you decided to post this thread, why exactly?



so people could come and talk about similar experience or fitness story


thanks man! been waiting for the perfect time to tell about my recent fitness story.
Just the other day I was hitting the gym with my brother and we were doing some 900 lbs squats and this phaggot skinny octo came at us mad as fuark telling us he thought we were on roids. Immediately we took our tops off and started flexing and the aesthetics perfection just mired this octo into submission like the true beta **** he is (me n my bro r srsly alpha as fuak) but then we got banned from the gym man.
idk really wierd im natty.. must be them quinoa beans u posted about earlier. got some mad gains, but im farting cracy farts over here man LOL wta about you?? :P




thats the spirit brah, why would people hate on what's great?


You should have seen this hipster punk skater or whatever this hippie call himself at the gym the other day, looking at me like he was the shit. Punk had those bandana folded on his head like he's in some kind of banjo band or something, guy was probably in PETA and eating sunflower seed and soy shit.

Kid never saw a guy like me who only fuel on meat, he was bench pressing with his 250 pounds toys, finish his set, get up looking all proud and shit, look at me say h'es done and I can use it. Im like K, pick it with a hand and start doing some shoulder raise as lay my second hand on him to balance myself, guy is almost crying cause his collar bone is about to explode.

So i drop the barbell on the bench and tell him to add 100 pounds, that im done heating up, damn clown isnt talking anymore, looking afraid as ****, he knew that even if he keep drinking his chicken's dusted bone broteins shake he wouldnt get to 1/10 of what I am.
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I can just picture the Vegeta in your signature telling me your story. Next level immersion.
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