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Strwarrior wrote:
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I have a secret technique but it's probably too obscure and not mainstream enough for you to know huehuehuehuehue. :sohappy:

Huh?, foreveralone much?


You missed the obvious hipster satire there.
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I'm not going to lie, there's nothing more creepy than when a random person starts talking to me in order to try and pick up. People are obsessed with "picking up". Personally I think it's completely wrong, who the hell wants some post-pubescent kid with acne all over his gob trying to chat them up while they are working or trying to enjoy a quiet drink or a bus ride or something? Just my opinion.

Pick the time and place to meet people. When your at a party be social and mingle, make some friends and what not. Get to know these people, talk to them, develop some friendship bonds and all that. When your out playing sport socialise with your team mates etc etc. Make friends in the appropriate avenues and you'll find that one friends soon turns into 10 :)

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^ boss.
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MrTwilliger wrote:I'm not going to lie, there's nothing more creepy than when a random person starts talking to me in order to try and pick up. People are obsessed with "picking up". Personally I think it's completely wrong, who the hell wants some post-pubescent kid with acne all over his gob trying to chat them up while they are working or trying to enjoy a quiet drink or a bus ride or something? Just my opinion.

Pick the time and place to meet people. When your at a party be social and mingle, make some friends and what not. Get to know these people, talk to them, develop some friendship bonds and all that. When your out playing sport socialise with your team mates etc etc. Make friends in the appropriate avenues and you'll find that one friends soon turns into 10 :)


You have a good point. But seriously, "enjoy" a bus ride?

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I like public transport, I like it more than I like driving. I like just staring out the window watching the world pass by. Emerging myself in a good book completely oblivious to the fact that my stop went past 15 minutes ago. I love just putting on a good playlist and finding myself drifting between worlds. The simple things are often the most pleasurable :)

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MrTwilliger wrote:I like public transport, I like it more than I like driving. I like just staring out the window watching the world pass by. Emerging myself in a good book completely oblivious to the fact that my stop went past 15 minutes ago. I love just putting on a good playlist and finding myself drifting between worlds. The simple things are often the most pleasurable :)

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yo i asked about picking hoes, not about being a sensitive poet or some shit.
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yo that's right you homos
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MrTwilliger wrote:The simple things are often the most pleasurable :)
I quite agree with you.. Let's Just hope you not get a "crazy bus driver". lulz
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I Am Vegeta wrote:yo i asked about picking hoes, not about being a sensitive poet or some shit.

Chicks love that sensitive poetic shit. take a hint
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Picking up girls is easy. Have 50 bucks at hand and drive around sketchy parts of town, proceed to hustle them as they'll likely go with you for like 30. Welcome brah.
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Let's move to the next level and change the title of the thread into : how to get a stranger girl onto the bed

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