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http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-12-1 ... -says.html
Kim Jong Il, the second-generation North Korean dictator who defied global condemnation to build nuclear weapons while his people starved, has died, Yonhap News reported. He was 70.
The news came in a radio broadcast at noon local time, Yonhap reported, citing North Korea’s official media. Kim probably had a stroke in August 2008 and may have also contracted pancreatic cancer, according to South Korean news reports.
The son of Kim Il Sung, North Korea’s founder, Kim was a chain-smoking recluse who ruled for 17 years after coming to power in July 1994 and resisted opening up to the outside world in order to protect his regime. The potential succession of his little-known third son, Kim Jong Un, threatens to trigger a dangerous period for the Korean peninsula, where 1.7 million troops from the two Koreas and the U.S. square off every day.
“Kim Jong Il inherited a genius for playing the weak hand and by keeping the major powers nervous, continuing his father’s tradition of turning Korea’s history of subservience on its head,” said Michael Breen, the Seoul-based author of “Kim Jong Il: North Korea’s Dear Leader,” a biography. “We have entered an uncertain moment with North Korea.”
Lampooned by foreign cartoonists and filmmakers for his weight, his zippered jumpsuits, his aviator sunglasses and his bouffant hairdo, Kim cut a more serious figure in his rare dealings with world leaders outside the Communist bloc.
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“If there’s no confrontation, there’s no significance to weapons,” he told Madeleine Albright, then U.S. secretary of state, in a 2000 meeting in Pyongyang.
Those words took on greater significance in 2009 as Kim defied threats of United Nations sanctions to test a second nuclear device and a ballistic missile, technically capable of striking Alaska.
The following year North Korea lashed out militarily, prompting stern warnings from the U.S. and South Korea. An international investigation blamed Kim’s regime for the March 2010 sinking of the South Korean naval vessel Cheonan that killed 46 sailors.
Eight months later North Korea shelled a South Korean island, killing two soldiers, two civilians and setting homes ablaze. The act followed reports by an American scientist that the country had made “stunning” advances to its uranium- enrichment program.


I realize that article says nothing about his death, but neither do all the others out there LOL
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/wor ... le2275701/
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It's too bad Hitchen's didn't get to see the Jesus of his celestial dictatorship fall.
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I was about to post this, but with a more wdf title =(

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It's bad news.

King Jong Il knew he was a fraud. His son grew up thinking that the stories of his father (read: When Kim Jong Il was born, the seasons changed, a star light up the sky; that he invented the hamburger; that he got 5 holes in one of his first golfing round) were true and that he is a god living among mortals.

His son is, apparently, even more bat shit crazy than Kim Jong Il and hungers for war. That's only one possibility. The other is a military coup that would put fanatics in charge of foreign policy.
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A military coup wouldn't be surprising I think.

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dom wrote:It's bad news.

King Jong Il knew he was a fraud. His son grew up thinking that the stories of his father (read: When Kim Jong Il was born, the seasons changed, a star light up the sky; that he invented the hamburger; that he got 5 holes in one of his first golfing round) were true and that he is a god living among mortals.

His son is, apparently, even more bat shit crazy than Kim Jong Il and hungers for war. That's only one possibility. The other is a military coup that would put fanatics in charge of foreign policy.

I have heard this as well, so the next month or so should be fairly interesting to say the least.
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Leader of North Korea Dies.

....world economy in trouble

....price of "gas" in American on the rise, people unhappy

....its the start of homefront people :shock: :shock:
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2012 too early?

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At first I was going to make a lot of immature jokes about his death and in particular his last name. But really at the end of a day a life is a life, whether that person has done a lot of good or bad in out eyes.I won't say whether the world will be better or worse off without him, but I'll respect his loss none the less.

It will be interesting to see what happens in the next few years though as his third son takes over.

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Kim Jong Healthy.

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LIP kim Jong...

its funny cuz he cant pronounce the R XD
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My opinion?

Kim Jong Il is the same as every dictator we've come to known through the media.

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Hopefully his son isn't crazier than him
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Appareantly he is even more war - obsessed and patriot... so im guessing he will be worse..
Has america responded yet?
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This is bad news, his son is gonna fuck shit up.
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jaksje wrote:Appareantly he is even more war - obsessed and patriot... so im guessing he will be worse..
Has america responded yet?

The USA is sending troops to support South Korea in case anything happens
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Kim ain't dead...satan just came by and scoop him up...Lucifer needs him to lead a demon army in the underverse...Moved on to bigger things.
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BuDo wrote:Kim ain't dead...satan just came by and scoop him up...Lucifer needs him to lead a demon army in the underverse...Moved on to bigger things.

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So america is just sending in troops they took away from iraq into s.korea? godd... what has become of this world...
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lol I repeat 2012 too early
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jaksje wrote:So america is just sending in troops they took away from iraq into s.korea? godd... what has become of this world...


They always had troops stationed at the North/South Korea boarder, but yeah they're sending moar troops if anything. Imagine being told that you're going to South Korea in-case of an attack from North Korea right after you were pulled out of Iraq. LUL
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Guess that cannon ball backfired.
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US Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry just referred to him as Kim Jong the Second, misreading 'Il' as II...
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UnbeatableDevil wrote:US Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry just referred to him as Kim Jong the Second, misreading 'Il' as II...


That makes his successor Kim Jong One :sohappy:
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