Girl problems :/

[Squirt]

Lol, well how often do you start talking to someone and out of nowhere they become attached and then you find out they are pregnant?
I just didn't want to do anything drastic that would cause her to cut herself more if 2 guys are ignoring her at the same time.

But yes I will friend zone and support I guess. What an odd way to end High school...

[Doron]

Omg.

Just don't.

She cuts herself and she's preggo?

Run for the hills.

[NuclearSilo]

Too much drama about sex and babies... It's like education is meaningless and is nothing but a pass to get a job.

[[SD]Master_Wong]

your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, but i got 99 problems and a bitch aint one

[I Am Vegeta]

your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, but i got 99 problems and a bitch aint one

Jay-Z recounts the time, in 1994, when he was driving down I-95. He had a stash of crack in a fake compartment in the sunroof of his Maxima when he got pulled over by cops for “no good reason.” The police knew they couldn’t search his car without probable cause, so they called the K-9 unit — the dogs would be able to sniff out the drugs. But the unit didn’t show up, and the cops had to let him go. A minute later, he saw the K-9 unit speeding down the highway in the other direction, but too late — he was already home free. It’s a moment he would later recount in his 2004 hit song, “99 Problems” with the lyric: “I got 99 problems but a b*tch ain’t one.” At the time, Jay-Z was slammed for the misogynistic use of the word “b*tch” — but, as he reveals in his book, he was actually referring to a female dog, or the dogs that never caught up to him that day. “It would have changed my life if that dog had been a few seconds faster,” he writes.

[*BlackFox]

I just didn't want to do anything drastic that would cause her to cut herself more

Well, first of all she need therapy.. If "She cuts herself" This is too big for you to handle alone with her.

[dom]

Headbutt her in the ovaries.

Problem solved.

[EvGa]

Headbutt her in the ovaries.

Problem solved.

Your advice in these life problem threads has been dead on lately! Bravo good sir!

[.curve]

Omg.

Just don't.

She cuts herself and she's preggo?

Run for the hills.

This. This 100%. You don't want to suicidal, baby daddy drama going on right before college.

[woutR]

Headbutt her in the ovaries.

Problem solved.

Your advice in these life problem threads has been dead on lately! Bravo good sir!

And your responses and GIFs have made me lol every time

[Mirosuke]

Spoiler!

Hijo, me decepcionas.
A lo mejor entenderas lo que digo aqui en espaniol.
Si te gusta la chica, a pesar de estar embarazada de otro pues, simplemente se su amigo. No se porque le das tantas vueltas, deberias tratarla mas como una amiga, a como una persona con quien quieres estar. Desecha esa posibilidad. Por ahora, la pobre chica esta en shock con esto del embarazo, quien sabe, tal vez tenga planes para volver con su ex, y si eso te afecta habiendola conocido solo 2 meses... necesitas mucho por aprender.

Lo que yo haria es, tratar de olvidar esos sentimientos hacia ella y tratarla mas como una amiga porque ella esta pasando por una etapa en donde no muchos la pasan alegre. El resto te lo dejo a ti.

I'm on English lazy mode lol

Talking the espaniol (lol), like a badass.

OT: You've barely known her for two months, I wouldn't want a friendship after trying to go for something more than that. It doesn't really matter what you do, as long as it doesn't involve trying to get into a relationship with her.

well I think hes spanish lol so

and also, like some of them said preggo and suicidal -> hahahahah
dude, I don't want to believe what would happen after her baby is born if she ever keeps it

[Mirosuke]

Spoiler!

Hijo, me decepcionas.
A lo mejor entenderas lo que digo aqui en espaniol.
Si te gusta la chica, a pesar de estar embarazada de otro pues, simplemente se su amigo. No se porque le das tantas vueltas, deberias tratarla mas como una amiga, a como una persona con quien quieres estar. Desecha esa posibilidad. Por ahora, la pobre chica esta en shock con esto del embarazo, quien sabe, tal vez tenga planes para volver con su ex, y si eso te afecta habiendola conocido solo 2 meses... necesitas mucho por aprender.

Lo que yo haria es, tratar de olvidar esos sentimientos hacia ella y tratarla mas como una amiga porque ella esta pasando por una etapa en donde no muchos la pasan alegre. El resto te lo dejo a ti.

I'm on English lazy mode lol

Talking the espaniol (lol), like a badass.

OT: You've barely known her for two months, I wouldn't want a friendship after trying to go for something more than that. It doesn't really matter what you do, as long as it doesn't involve trying to get into a relationship with her.

well I think hes spanish lol so

and also, like some of them said preggo and suicidal -> hahahahah
dude, I don't want to believe what would happen after her baby is born if she ever keeps it

[[SD]Master_Wong]

your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, but i got 99 problems and a bitch aint one

Jay-Z recounts the time, in 1994, when he was driving down I-95. He had a stash of crack in a fake compartment in the sunroof of his Maxima when he got pulled over by cops for “no good reason.” The police knew they couldn’t search his car without probable cause, so they called the K-9 unit — the dogs would be able to sniff out the drugs. But the unit didn’t show up, and the cops had to let him go. A minute later, he saw the K-9 unit speeding down the highway in the other direction, but too late — he was already home free. It’s a moment he would later recount in his 2004 hit song, “99 Problems” with the lyric: “I got 99 problems but a b*tch ain’t one.” At the time, Jay-Z was slammed for the misogynistic use of the word “b*tch” — but, as he reveals in his book, he was actually referring to a female dog, or the dogs that never caught up to him that day. “It would have changed my life if that dog had been a few seconds faster,” he writes.

thats actually quite an interesting insight into jay-z