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My friends dad found a pack of rolling paper while going through his stuff (wtf?!) and then his parents called my parents and told them that we've been smoking weed... So now my mom and dad have ordered some urine samples that they're gonna make me take once in a while... I don't know who to talk to so now I'm turning towards you, I feel like shit - anybody know how to cheer me up? :(
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JuelzSantana wrote:technically speaking all i need is DOT for dull and wheel bind to kill a chinese char but the other stuff just adds salt to the wounds

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Go smoke some weed man, that'll cheer ya up!
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Get your friends to supply samples.

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I don't think any of that will help...
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JuelzSantana wrote:technically speaking all i need is DOT for dull and wheel bind to kill a chinese char but the other stuff just adds salt to the wounds

im telling i never lose to chinese

edit: and if ur the type to throw up a fire wall or ice wall, i just walk away and sit down lol

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I'm sorry, but that is Just hilarious! :giveup:
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Well then, don't smoke weed, problem solved!

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How old are you and did you smoke weed?

You could always try to explain to your parents that rolling papers aren't always used to smoke weed. When I was low on cash, I used to roll my own cigarettes due to the price difference.

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takolin wrote:How old are you and did you smoke weed?

You could always try to explain to your parents that rolling papers aren't always used to smoke weed. When I was low on cash, I used to roll my own cigarettes due to the price difference.

Well we did smoke weed, and my friend did tell his parents about it. And also they had heard some rumors apparently(:S)...
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JuelzSantana wrote:technically speaking all i need is DOT for dull and wheel bind to kill a chinese char but the other stuff just adds salt to the wounds

im telling i never lose to chinese

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How often did you smoke it?

Once, daily, monthly or what?



and did you smoke some anytime soon (for the urine test)?
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Ask your parents if there's a urine test for meth. If they say "Yes" or ask "Why?", respond with "What about heroin?".
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The Invisible wrote:How often did you smoke it?

Once, daily, monthly or what?



and did you smoke some anytime soon (for the urine test)?

I did not smoke regularly, but it was less than monthly...

And last time i smoked was last wednesday but before that it was like 1,5 months ago if not more.

@Dom I'm not quite sure what you mean?
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JuelzSantana wrote:technically speaking all i need is DOT for dull and wheel bind to kill a chinese char but the other stuff just adds salt to the wounds

im telling i never lose to chinese

edit: and if ur the type to throw up a fire wall or ice wall, i just walk away and sit down lol

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That's one idiotic friend you got.

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How old are you?
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Lol...it will pass. A month or two from now it'll just be another fun story you tell people.
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Wanna buy some of my piss? 100% clean.
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Well, every time your parents demand a urine test from you, just make sure your clean, and the next time and the next time, they'll get bored or realise your friend was perhaps lying.

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Well, you can always perform an oil change. What's an oil change, you ask?

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Substance dependency is a bitch.
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All the cool kidz smoke weed now?

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@inky Not if I'm still on samples... But I've decided that I won't give them any samples, they overreacted. And if they got a problem with that I'm gonna move in with my mate for a while (he's got his own apartment so no biggy).

@Isis The stuff that makes you high in weed is called THC, and it's traceable long after you smoked, in some cases you can still detect it after 30 days. So you're idea won't work.

And for the record, I'm not addicted to it, I do it for fun. Stop smoking isn't the problem, it's the parents problem.

And I'm 17 (inb4 shitstorm)...
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im telling i never lose to chinese

edit: and if ur the type to throw up a fire wall or ice wall, i just walk away and sit down lol

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Lol just give them the sample. If it's positive, brush it off as just trying it out twice. It doesn't sound too suspicious since it's quite a common occurrence and they'll eventually forget about it. Moving in with your mate is kind of drastic IMO but it's your life.
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apan wrote:I'm gonna move in with my mate for a while (he's got his own apartment so no biggy)
If your friend says no?
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inky wrote:Lol just give them the sample. If it's positive, brush it off as just trying it out twice. It doesn't sound too suspicious since it's quite a common occurrence and they'll eventually forget about it. Moving in with your mate is kind of drastic IMO but it's your life.

I'm kinda past that, since they know I've been smoking for about 6 months. And I don't think my mate would have anything against me moving in...
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apan wrote:
inky wrote:Lol just give them the sample. If it's positive, brush it off as just trying it out twice. It doesn't sound too suspicious since it's quite a common occurrence and they'll eventually forget about it. Moving in with your mate is kind of drastic IMO but it's your life.

I'm kinda past that, since they know I've been smoking for about 6 months. And I don't think my mate would have anything against me moving in...


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Don't forget to have your friend check with his landlord if they require him to add you as a tenant (sometimes it's required that they know for insurance reasons). If that's the case, you may need to get your parents to sign a form for you since you're not an adult and can't enter legally binding contracts. (Something about kids having bad judgment or not being responsible, or something?)
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apan wrote:@inky Not if I'm still on samples... But I've decided that I won't give them any samples, they overreacted. And if they got a problem with that I'm gonna move in with my mate for a while (he's got his own apartment so no biggy).

@Isis The stuff that makes you high in weed is called THC, and it's traceable long after you smoked, in some cases you can still detect it after 30 days. So you're idea won't work.

And for the record, I'm not addicted to it, I do it for fun. Stop smoking isn't the problem, it's the parents problem.

And I'm 17 (inb4 shitstorm)...

THC won't stay in your system for 30 days if you only smoke once a month or less. You can get it out in two weeks if you are active and drink a lot of water.
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17...

dude it's better that your parents caught you. drugs have already started to f*ck up your life if you're already thinking about moving out now.
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apan wrote:I'm kinda past that, since they know I've been smoking for about 6 months


Does this story sound fishy to anyone else?
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Your parents are weird and going to the extreme in my opinion.... Them treating you like they're your parole officers (Checking on your piss) cant be good for your emotional development...They need to find a way to build trust with you rather than going about it this way.
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