wins teh internets (56k warning)

[jaksje]

awesome m&m story

/grabs a bag of m&m's and battles

[Zanti]

for gaige

[Vaya]

Spoiler!

[Gaigemasta]

for gaige

i like it

[Nick Invaders]

how about this?

[asusi]

[William-CL]

Spoiler!

[Snazzi]

Last one is classic lol. Made my day

[Vaya]

[Zanti]

[Vaya]

^Amazingly True!



thought about making a boner topic, so ppl could share any unwanted boner funny stories, but.. no one will risk losing his ego :/

[*BlackFox]

^ Damn ROFL

[kreisimees]

thought about making a boner topic, so ppl could share any unwanted boner funny stories, but.. no one will risk losing his ego :/

I once got boner when a girl from my class was sitting on my lap, in school. She didn't tell anyone though and she didn't get off me either

[[SD]Twysta]

thought about making a boner topic, so ppl could share any unwanted boner funny stories, but.. no one will risk losing his ego :/

I once got boner when a girl from my class was sitting on my lap, in school. She didn't tell anyone though and she didn't get off me either

Luls I can relate.

I ONCE HAD A BONER WHILE HAVING A BONER. HAHA.

srsly though, that happened to me on numerous occasions.

[klokus]

thought about making a boner topic, so ppl could share any unwanted boner funny stories, but.. no one will risk losing his ego :/

I once got boner when a girl from my class was sitting on my lap, in school. She didn't tell anyone though and she didn't get off me either

girls ALWAYS tell other girls

[penfold1992]

i would guess over 80% of the guys here have had the classic moment when your in school, ur sat next to or near a hot girl who drops something from there pencil case or accideently knocks paper off the table and onto you lap.... they try to catch whatever has dropped and end up just grabbing your boner.

[Skyve]

I always get a boner during my math class... so random.

[TheDrop]

I always got a boner in my 8th grade english class...my teacher..her ass was amazing

[penfold1992]

I always got a boner in my 8th grade english class...my teacher..her ass was amazing

pic or it didnt happen.

... the teacher not ur boner please.

[cpinney]

I always got a boner in my 8th grade english class...my teacher..her ass was amazing

pic or it didnt happen.

... the teacher not ur boner please.

or both.... or both...... please be both....

[marijnz0r]

I always got a boner in my 8th grade english class...my teacher..her ass was amazing

pic or it didnt happen.

... the teacher not ur boner please.

or both.... or both...... please be both....

first i was like
then i was like

[Swindler]

Spoiler!

Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going?

But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

Being the super self-conscious person that I am, if I ever realize I'm going the wrong way, I immediately stop, raise my head up to the sky, and produce a glass-shattering roar. I then immediately grab the nearest person to me, yell at them for the untimely pregnancy of my sister, then pick them up and slam them into the ground. I then start chanting in some foreign language as I back up 10 paces before turning around and sprinting full speed back the way I came from. As I'm running towards my destination, I pretend like I gain more injuries as I run. Soon I go from limping to a bloody crawl as I head back. Once I reach my destination, I look for the nearest child and stare into their eyes as I tell them I'm from their future. Everyone they know will die, and the robot zombie invasion is going to come within the next 48 hours. I then lie there pretending to be dead until I get carried away by paramedics to my desired location.

Works EVERYTIME.

Hahaha this is comedy, so freaking funny!

[Doron]

I always got a boner in my 8th grade english class...my teacher..her ass was amazing

pic or it didnt happen.

... the teacher not ur boner please.

or both.... or both...... please be both....

or just the boner

[TheDrop]

I always got a boner in my 8th grade english class...my teacher..her ass was amazing

pic or it didnt happen.

... the teacher not ur boner please.

If i had a pic i would be doing much more with it than posting it on srf.

Now im confused

[Vaya]

[rumblemilitia]

epic

[William-CL]

Took me like 5 minutes, but I got it.

Spoiler!

The extra dollar is the one you have.
You take the extra 3, split it into $1.50 and give it to your mom and dad. You owe them 48.50 now which = $97. Plus the 3 you payed them back.

If you KEEP the Dollar, you'd still owe them that $1. You don't add it, you subtract it from the $98 to get $97 + $3 = $100

[Key-J]

Prepare for Geeky Dump of lols

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[Vaya]

[Doron]

Made me lol.