If she ________ , shes to young for you bro!

[.AWAKE.]

If she Still Takes A School Lunch In A Brown Paper Bag Shes To Young For You Bro!

If she thinks the word "thongs," means her "flipflops," shes too young for you bro!

If she's at the mall on a friday night, she's too young for you bro!

If she still wears Heelys she's too young for you bro!

If she texts you "im in detetion“, she 's too young for you bro!

If she says she's mature for her age, shes too young for you bro!

If her shampoo says "NO TEARS" she's too young for you bro!


haha feel free to add some of your own!

[Love]

Where are you trying to get ?

[Fresh]

[Castiel]

jersey shore quotes lol

[.AWAKE.]

Where are you trying to get ?

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[BuDo]

God I hate that show...only watched 15 seconds of one episode. I mostly know about it through previews and hearing other people talk about it. If they were relying on people like me to get good ratings for that show it wouldav never made it to TV.

[inky]

I will never understand why people watch this. It's a pointless show about unbearably stupid people doing dumb things.

[cpinney]

If she Still Takes A School Lunch In A Brown Paper Bag Shes To Young For You Bro!

If she thinks the word "thongs," means her "flipflops," shes too young for you bro!

If she's at the mall on a friday night, she's too young for you bro!

If she still wears Heelys she's too young for you bro!

If she texts you "im in detetion“, she 's too young for you bro!

If she says she's mature for her age, shes too young for you bro!

If her shampoo says "NO TEARS" she's too young for you bro!


haha feel free to add some of your own!

for you bro!

you bro!

BRO

[Tasdik]

Jersey shore? /facepalm

[antics]

shows like this will show kids its okay to be stupid and a whore

[.curve]

I wish I could request a ban on someone for posting anything even remotely related to Jersey Shore.

Also, you fail at life hard.

[Skyve]

It's always the same recycled arguments against Jersey Shore. "Your stupid for watching the show", shut the **** up it's entertainment, that's all.

I bet if he wouldn't of mentioned it was from J.Shore, you guys would of been "Hurr durrr internet meme must play along".

Spoiler!

I'm not mad

[Mirosuke]

^ I'm with Ex.
It's stupid yeah, so? Just one for the rest to follow. :l

[Castiel]

It's always the same recycled arguments against Jersey Shore. "Your stupid for watching the show", shut the **** up it's entertainment, that's all.

I bet if he wouldn't of mentioned it was from J.Shore, you guys would of been "Hurr durrr internet meme must play along".

Spoiler!

I'm not mad

haha, this is true :/

[.AWAKE.]

If she still has a basket on her bicycle, she's to young for you bro!

If she still dreams of becoming a mermaid, she's to young for you bro!

If her idol is miley cyrus, she's to young for you bro!

[iSinnnn]

it's stupid regardless of whether it came from jersey shore or not honestly. i didn't know before i opened the thread but i came in here to bash it either way.

[Doron]

Even before Jersey Shore was mentioned, I still thought they were stupid.

[.AWAKE.]

If she only owns Snow white on DVD, shes to young for you bro!

[inky]

I'm with Doron on this one. Although the fact that it came from Jersey Shore doesn't surprise me one bit.

@Waisha:
It's not so much about being anti-mainstream as it is about being anti-idiocy. It just happens that this particular mainstream trend promotes stupidity and some people, like myself, just cannot understand the allure of watching a reality show about dumb guidos. There's no story, you don't learn anything useful, and in the end you get nothing - except, I suppose, for some corny dumb jokes or some retarded term guidos use for who-knows-what. Just in case there's not enough sane people in the world to say something, at least some of us do.

[penfold1992]

jersey shore promotes girls being dumb slapped up whores who care about nothing other then getting laid by rich guys and doing little to no thinking for themselves. it promotes guys to pretend to be rich and smart but are actually idiots who will do anything to get some pussy.

like the classic saying
paying a girl for money is called prostitution until you put a camera in front of them.

[.AWAKE.]

You guys over analyze everything!

I watch the show because im an adult who is set on a good path, knows right from wrong, has decent moral standards, and I get entertainment from the show simply because I can laugh at how they are the same age as me, and live there lives the way they do.

oh and

If she still has light up velcro shoes, shes to young for you bro!

[*BlackFox]

I certainly wouldn't say it's the... best show ever!

[Skyve]

Pokemon promotes violence.

GTFO already

[penfold1992]

pokemon is an obvious cartoon... jersey shore is reality... its not even like they put it on, theyre ACTUALLY that dumb and whores...
30 years ago im pretty sure girls at the age of 8 didnt wear make-up, mini skirts and take pole-dancing lessons for "exercise"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... THREE.html

[.AWAKE.]

Stop filling my topic with your chat, I don't care how dumb you all think jersey shore is, I need lulz to pass the time at work, be creative

If she still needs her field trip permission slip signed, she's to young for you bro!

[marijnz0r]

If she Still Takes A School Lunch In A Brown Paper Bag Shes To Young For You Bro!

If she thinks the word "thongs," means her "flipflops," shes too young for you bro!

If she's at the mall on a friday night, she's too young for you bro!

If she still wears Heelys she's too young for you bro!

If she texts you "im in detetion“, she 's too young for you bro!

If she says she's mature for her age, shes too young for you bro!

If her shampoo says "NO TEARS" she's too young for you bro!


haha feel free to add some of your own!

for you bro!

you bro!

BRO

epic tenso.

[Azilius]

I will never understand why people watch this. It's a pointless show about unbearably stupid people doing dumb things.

Welcome to television, enjoy your stay!

[TheDrop]

Spoiler!

Goddammit you guys really hate mainstream everything. Obviously hating popular things in RL is kewl on the internetz. A tv show "promotes" bad things, OMFG THINK OF THE CHILDRENz!!!
Totally agree with Ex.
Never watched Jersey shore, i thought it was a chick flick but not really.

If she still plays with barbies, shes too young for you bro?
If she sucks on her thumb, shes too young for you bro

[.AWAKE.]

Spoiler!

Goddammit you guys really hate mainstream everything. Obviously hating popular things in RL is kewl on the internetz. A tv show "promotes" bad things, OMFG THINK OF THE CHILDRENz!!!
Totally agree with Ex.
Never watched Jersey shore, i thought it was a chick flick but not really.

If she still plays with barbies, shes too young for you bro?
If she sucks on her thumb, shes too young for you bro

If she's not allowed to use a steak knife at dinner, she's too young for you bro.
If she stills have parental control on her tv , she's too young for you bro.
If she cooks you dinner and its out of her easy bake oven, she's to young for you bro.

[iSinnnn]