Woman gets the right to masturbate at work

[Temperature]

http://synthesis.net/2011/05/13/woman-g ... e-at-work/

Spoiler!

Anyway, a 36-year-old Brazilian woman named Ana Catarina Bezerra Silvares has won the right to masturbate in the workplace. A judge granted her this privilege due to a disease she has; a disease that sounds way more awesome than cancer.

Apparently this woman suffers from a condition known as “compulsion orgasmic,” a chemical imbalance affecting the brain. It appears that rubbing one out is the only way to relieve the pain.

According to the woman: “There was a day I had to masturbate 47 times. I began to suppose that this could not be normal and decided to seek help.”

This sounded fun at first. Then i thought to myself... 47 TIMES??? It must not be fun at all for her after all...

Anyone heard of this disease before? What would you think if your co-workers had the right to masturbate at work?

[Gaigemasta]

[MrTwilliger]

47 times a day? Wow. I'd be lucky if I could do it twice in the same day. People have way too much stamina >_>

[NuclearSilo]

Yo need to eat a lot able to provide all the liquids that come out

[cribs96]

Omg..
More like addiction..

[asusi]

pic of the woman who we are talking about :d

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002401208197

[CeLL]

pic of the woman who we are talking about :d

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002401208197

Activities: SEXO ,TRIOS ORGIAS

[IceCrash]

47 times a day? Wow. I'd be lucky if I could do it twice in the same day. People have way too much stamina >_>

damn man, u need to step up ur game up

[Temperature]

i lol'd at her profile

[Fiction]

47 times a day? Wow. I'd be lucky if I could do it twice in the same day. People have way too much stamina >_>

damn man, u need to step up ur game up

^This

Also, it says her co-workers were curious why her hands always smelled funny (something about burnt hair and fish)

[Breed]

[heroo]

'bout time.

[*BlackFox]

Oh dear!
I wonder how much work she is actually getting done.

[[SD]Master_Wong]

love to date a woman like that, i mean if your around and she needs to orgasm way more fun way could there be

[CrimsonNuker]

[asusi]

[Gladiator_RN]

47 times. Darn.

[CeLL]

most i ever went on solo missions was 7 times in 1 day.

[BuDo]

She should switch her career and become a porn star...kill two birds with one stone and probably get paid way more.

I can't imagine people feeling comfortable working with her everyday. Nobody wants to touch door handles, coffee mugs, paperwork, pens etc.

On the other hand all the dudes that worked there knowing she's always rubbing one out are walking around the office with boners saying it's not their fault.

[CeLL]

... if i knew an ugly girl like that was rubbing one out id have to sue due to work related stress because my penis would retract inside my body.

[NuclearSilo]

... if i knew an ugly girl like that was rubbing one out id have to sue due to work related stress because my penis would retract inside my body.

^ Best quote of the year

[Apy]

... if i knew an ugly girl like that was rubbing one out id have to sue due to work related stress because my penis would retract inside my body.

ROFLMAO.