wins teh internets (56k warning)

[Majorharper]

I showed the clip to many of my british friends and they were all laughing a lot...

u wery mad bruuu

[_Equal_]

lol i agree with master wong =) he is teh winz of teh internet!
a few more things
"parking lot" - when you buy land to park on, its a parking lot? making sense right?.... so what about a garage? (spoke Gaa-ridge)... a garage is a lot of land that you park your car on right?

also, not that many british people like tea...
its PETROL, not gas... Gasoline is a brand name, you cant say "cola"<--- not brand name.... and then say gasoline... pick brand or no brand.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gasoline

comedian: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comedian

"Garage" is pronounced "gah-rahge" to my knowledge not everyone American is an idiot, any more than all Brits like tea or have bad teeth.

Petrol = gasoline, tis not a brand name anymore, guys. Mogas and avgas are sometimes used at the airport.

[CeLL]

wow master_wong just took a head first dive into stupid land. good job taking this thread completly off the rails.
now lets get this show back on the road.

[[SD]Master_Wong]

wow master_wong just took a head first dive into stupid land. good job taking this thread completly off the rails.
now lets get this show back on the road.

it managed 90 pages before a derail so i figured id have a rant, it really does bother me when americans take the piss out of our language seeing as they have butchered it and twisted it so much

[CeLL]

if by butchered you mean, actually pronounces T's. and dont sound like our mouth is numb half the time than yes, we butchered the f.uck right out of your shitty dialect.
its not furty-free you moron, its thirty-three.

[M3K0S]

if by butchered you mean, actually pronounces T's. and dont sound like our mouth is numb half the time than yes, we butchered the f.uck right out of your shitty dialect.
its not furty-free you moron, its thirty-three.

ROFL true

[[SD]Master_Wong]

if by butchered you mean, actually pronounces T's. and dont sound like our mouth is numb half the time than yes, we butchered the f.uck right out of your shitty dialect.
its not furty-free you moron, its thirty-three.

prick i bet you aint even come to england if you did you would know that we dont say furty free atleast not all of us and like i said thats local slang our news broadcasts speak proper english unlike yours which stil manage to bring in some local slang and mispronounce words

btw this is the butchered im on about
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_a ... ifferences

[CeLL]

most english folk i have encountered here speak that way. just cause you did something FIRST doesnt mean it was done well. we made it better, end of discussion.

maybe you could at least post images.

[Macsnow]

if by butchered you mean, actually pronounces T's. and dont sound like our mouth is numb half the time than yes, we butchered the f.uck right out of your shitty dialect.
its not furty-free you moron, its thirty-three.

prick i bet you aint even come to england if you did you would know that we dont say furty free atleast not all of us and like i said thats local slang our news broadcasts speak proper english unlike yours which stil manage to bring in some local slang and mispronounce words

btw this is the butchered im on about
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_a ... ifferences

[[SD]Master_Wong]

most english folk i have encountered here speak that way. just cause you did something FIRST doesnt mean it was done well. we made it better, end of discussion.

maybe you could at least post images.

because you do it different dont make it better, dont fix what's not broken

yeh i know that imagine is counter productive to my arguement of stereotypes but you wanted me to post images

[XMoshe]

I don't see why you get so worked up about this wong. Comedians make jokes about every race, culture, language, dialect where ever they can. If they are joking alot about the english right now it's just because something maybe happened and it's just a phase. In a while they'll be back to the mexicans or asians or rednecks...

[CeLL]

how do you say turtle - 'ur'le?
or how about teenage mutant ninja tutles. i bet that is a challenging statement. - 'eenage mu'an' ninja 'ur'les
i watched furty free episodes of 'eenage mu'an' ninja 'ur'les.
bloody 'ell!

[[SD]Master_Wong]

how do you say turtle - 'ur'le?
or how about teenage mutant ninja tutles. i bet that is a challenging statement. - 'eenage mu'an' ninja 'ur'les
i watched furty free episodes of 'eenage mu'an' ninja 'ur'les.
bloody 'ell!

we do say bloody ell or rather bloody ek so yay you got one piece of british slang right

[cbkilla]

prick i bet you aint even come to england if you did you would know that we dont say furty free atleast not all of us and like i said thats local slang our news broadcasts speak proper english unlike yours which stil manage to bring in some local slang and mispronounce words

btw this is the butchered im on about
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_a ... ifferences

[penfold1992]

i pronounce some of my T's, i just dont pronounce them over the top thats all =S i dont say TTTTTTTTTTurTTTTTTTTTTTTTTle.
just "turtle" will do.

gasoline WAS a brand name, you cant just change the brand name to a normal name.. a popular one is a "Tannoy" system... Tannoy is a PA system, PA systems are used for a lot more reasons then just public speaking now so you cant say every PA is a tannoy...

however, if us british want to remove the T's out of our language, we can... its our language!!!

[Gaigemasta]

how do you say turtle - 'ur'le?
or how about teenage mutant ninja tutles. i bet that is a challenging statement. - 'eenage mu'an' ninja 'ur'les
i watched furty free episodes of 'eenage mu'an' ninja 'ur'les.
bloody 'ell!

we do say bloody ell or rather bloody ek so yay you got one piece of british slang right

basically no country or group of people speak the "original" English language, and it's difficult to do so. 100s to 1000s of years of local slang, mixing of languages, jews, and environment, prevents the full original language to stay intact, it's not pure anymore, and hasn't been for over a 1000 years. So get over yourself Wong and stop with your ignorant nationalism

[XMoshe]

Not to mention the british drive on the left side of the road What the hell were they thinking.

I kid, I kid. Take it easy, take a sisi

[heroo]

Mehh, the British are the Americans of Europe, so what's this fuzz all about?

[Jerk]

uhm, can you guys not?

[TheDrop]

I think wong is taking this too seriously
Theres going to be different dialects/pronunciations even in the same country, like Liverpool/London etc.

Now, lets all make fun of Canada

[M3K0S]

wongs just mad that his countrys smaller than my state

[TheDrop]

because you do it different dont make it better, dont fix what's not broken

yeh i know that imagine is counter productive to my arguement of stereotypes but you wanted me to post images

Lets be honest now..By Europe they mean France, spain, etc, not the british isles..

[[SD]Master_Wong]

because you do it different dont make it better, dont fix what's not broken

yeh i know that imagine is counter productive to my arguement of stereotypes but you wanted me to post images

Lets be honest now..By Europe they mean France, spain, etc, not the british isles..

never said it was suppose to represent the uk, but from a technical standpoint uk is in eu so that could be a hot chick from the uk although i cant see that been likely espesh where i live sure we have some hotties but not that hot

[Goobronicus]

gasoline WAS a brand name, you cant just change the brand name to a normal name.. a popular one is a "Tannoy" system... Tannoy is a PA system, PA systems are used for a lot more reasons then just public speaking now so you cant say every PA is a tannoy...

Let me ask you this. What do you tell someone to reach for when they are QQ-ing? A Kleenex? That's an example of a brand that is now known as an entire product line, regardless of whether it is Kleenex or any other company that makes "facial tissue"

[M3K0S]

because you do it different dont make it better, dont fix what's not broken

yeh i know that imagine is counter productive to my arguement of stereotypes but you wanted me to post images

Lets be honest now..By Europe they mean France, spain, etc, not the british isles..

never said it was suppose to represent the uk, but from a technical standpoint uk is in eu so that could be a hot chick from the uk although i cant see that been likely espesh where i live sure we have some hotties but not that hot

once again...
My state>your whole continent...

EDIT: i havent heard a song talking about british women

[Majorharper]

I think UK shouldnt be part of Europe... Tbh...

They don't want to convert to Euro's
They drive the wrong fucking way
Most are raging mofo's
3/4 of the time you have to make them repeate what they just said because you don't understand.

Don't blame Canada pl0x we chill menz

[heroo]

never said it was suppose to represent the uk, but from a technical standpoint uk is in eu so that could be a hot chick from the uk although i cant see that been likely espesh where i live sure we have some hotties but not that hot

don't want to ruin your fun, but I've been in almost all European countries and by far England has the most ugly women.

[penfold1992]

Let me ask you this. What do you tell someone to reach for when they are QQ-ing? A Kleenex? That's an example of a brand that is now known as an entire product line, regardless of whether it is Kleenex or any other company that makes "facial tissue"

no i would say tissue... sorry to burst your bubble there goob

oh.. another one for you americans
"can i have a sprite?" <-- brand name. we would probably just say lemonade... and the lemonade you know would be called "cloudy lemondade"

here are some more!
Dry Ice
Hoover
astroturf
biro (sharpie too)
band aid
chap stick
hacky sack
ipod
jacuzzi (however.. i think people use hot tub in the us.. not sure)
Jell-O (its Jelly, get over it 'mercunz)
ping pong
popsicle
scotch tape
Tylenol

=) why u 'mercunz get this wrong brah? u mad?

[TheDrop]

Let me ask you this. What do you tell someone to reach for when they are QQ-ing? A Kleenex? That's an example of a brand that is now known as an entire product line, regardless of whether it is Kleenex or any other company that makes "facial tissue"

no i would say tissue... sorry to burst your bubble there goob

oh.. another one for you americans
"can i have a sprite?" <-- brand name. we would probably just say lemonade... and the lemonade you know would be called "cloudy lemondade"

here are some more!
Dry Ice
Hoover
astroturf
biro (sharpie too)
band aid
chap stick
hacky sack
ipod
jacuzzi (however.. i think people use hot tub in the us.. not sure)
Jell-O (its Jelly, get over it 'mercunz)
ping pong
popsicle
scotch tape
Tylenol

=) why u 'mercunz get this wrong brah? u mad?

Sprite lemonade wut?
I have never heard someone refer to lemonade as "sprite", hell i didn't even know sprite was supposed to be lemonade (and its not)
And we only call iPods ipods, all others mp3s are called, well, mp3s.
Tylenol, advils are called pain killers, if someone is asking for a tylenol, they are asking for, well, tylenol, not any other pain killer
I agree that we say Jell-o for the square jelly, (not the ones in jars), and band aid.
All your others are shitz0rz, what the hell is dry ice and hoover?


So yeah, that list is a "load of wank", as the brits would say

[Gaigemasta]

Hoover is name brand of a vacuum, and Dry Ice, is well really cold ice, but different properties, that I don't know of.

Yah we don't call lemonade, sprite, if they said that, I'd give them a sprite.

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