Do you have your parents on your facebook?

[Isis]

I have my mum, dad, step mum, uncles, aunt, some cousins. My three year old nephew (but I am sure that is my brother), my two brothers...



... and my rabbit

[PureStr]

I used to go on msn a lot and I had my father on there and it wasnt a problem.
But now that nobody uses msn anymore, im using the facebook chat, as everybody else.
And my father has yet to join facebook, I hope he does not because I would accept him, but I'd have to detag me of incriminating photos and filter my likes and statuses which I don't wanna do, so lets hope!

I have my friend's mom on my facebook, but she hot so its all ok.

[The Invisible]

It is unlucky that he will check your likes . Maybe tagged photos but to check someone likes it is wasted energy on vain specially when you have +200 ones .

[LaloHao]

It is unlucky that he will check your likes . Maybe tagged photos but to check someone likes it is wasted energy on vain specially when you have +200 ones .

But then again, they are your parents and they want to know everything about you.

Lucky me i dont have them on my FB, i just don't want any kind of problem, i do have about 2-3 cousins but they're cool, and i also know my friends won't post anything incriminating

[PR0METHEUS]

Spoiler!

1. Join Horrible, Horrible Fan Pages.

Try liking the “People Who Still Lactate” or the “I Find Mr. Belvedere Incredibly Hot” pages.

Because when you do, it’ll appear on your kids pages. Think about little Justin waking up to find this:

Justin’s Mom likes Conceiving Children in Home Depot Parking Lots.

2. Post Conversations You Can Easily Have On The Phone, On Their Wall.

Once you have Facebook, boycott any real life conversations. They’re way more fun and alarming to have publicly.

Did your son tinkle on the toilet seat? Post that to his wall! Include a fun emoticon like this–> and things will work out for the best.

3. Defend Your Kid’s Honor.

Your daughter Sarah just posted a picture of herself. Her friend Doug comments: wow Sarah, someone’s drunk! lmaoz.

Not in your yard.

You get right in there and bring it to Doug. Listen “Doug”. My beautiful daughter Sarah is not intoxicated. She’s enthused. She’s not half-naked on a couch at a dank nightclub, she’s radiant. And that’s not her making out with a drug dealer named Peanut, she’s in love.

Oh and get him on his “lmaoz”.

Oh! And nobody lmaozes anymore, shithead.

Nice.


Sarah has inner beauty.


4. Friend All Of Your Kid’s Friends.

As soon as you get on, send requests to everyone your kid knows. Start with a fun intro message like I never knew Tommy had such muscular friends! Rawr.

This will bring you closer to Tommy.

And his muscular friends.

5. Caps Lock Is Optional.

Once my mom turns on Caps Lock, it’s never going off.

That’s why it says ‘Lock’, no?

Use it.

6. Like Every Update Your Kid Posts.

I ate a bad mussel at Red Lobster. Can’t keep anything down. FML.

Like it.

Like everything your kid does.

7. If Anyone Of The Opposite Sex Comments On Their Wall, Suggest They Date.

If your awkward and gawky son Peter receives a comment from Jill, immediately suggest marriage.

Jill you seem sweet! My Peter’s such a nice boy. Why don’t you two meet for dinner one day?

Then wait and observe as Peter dies inside.

8. Continuously Post Comments On Their Wall Until They Respond.

William? Are you there?

William, please call mom and dad.

William, your status says you’re hanging out with that boy Hakhmeed.

We’re very worried, William.

Is Hakhmeed even American?


Hakhmeed is now ready to go watch Hot Tub Time Machine.

9. Post Pictures Of Your Kid As A Baby And Tag Them.

Discuss how cute they were when they were little. Make sure you post that picture of your kid on a staircase.

Why is every baby picture on a staircase?

10. Use Current Acronyms Out Of Context.

No need to understand what they mean, just drop hundreds of acronyms in every comment to your kid.

I’m so FML-ing right now!

I can’t believe how LMAO you look in that OMG picture of yours! NOM NOM.

^Does they do stuff like that?

My kids aren't old enough for a Facebook page. If they were, I would definitely do some of these to them! HAHA good stuff

[MrTwilliger]

My parents don't know how to use a computer, nor do they have any real reason to want to learn. I take care of their payroll/research needs so they are satisfied with that. Although if they did know how to use a computer and if they had a Facebook I'd add them. I like my parents, at the end of the day they are the 2 people that I've been around my entire life. I enjoy talking to them, they always have an interesting tale to tell.

[PR0METHEUS]

Both of my parents are on Facebook and I have added them. I also have a lot of my family on there. I like my family

[BloodyBlade]

I don't have them and never will on facebook.

It's just silly, it would be like they were hanging out together with my friends.

[McLovin1t]

INB4 a bunch of people say they don't have facebook.



My dad has added me on it, and they both use that on really. They don't do any of that stuff though. I actually have pretty cool parents, unlike any retarded one that would do any of that stuff.

Samesies