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Do you shake it before you pull out?

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When you're done pumping gas?
Well, to prevent gas from spilling on your car?.. xD

So what is the most funniest, craziest and misleading thread titles you've seen?
Well, I think the title pretty much sums it up perfectly.. lulz
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Is this like some kind of ritual to make threads like this just b4 valentine's day?
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This title can't be misleading, never heard of anyone shaking their dick before pulling it out a woman's vagina, or in Doron's case a man's ass.
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^ OMFG.. This is not what I had in mind. heroo

aishsharma wrote:Is this like some kind of ritual to make threads like this just b4 valentine's day?
Yes, no, kind of? xD
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Do you pee in the shower?
I thought it was a thread about discovering uranium deposits in your bath tub..
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please not the pee in the shower thread again.

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Toasty wrote:please not the pee in the shower thread again.


I poo in the shower. Are you jealous?
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Toasty wrote:please not the pee in the shower thread again.
Nah, don't worry bout it

So what is the most funniest, craziest and misleading thread titles you've seen?
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"Big tits inside" and when you click it, there is just a signature request. Look it up, so annoying.

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Vortexx wrote:
Toasty wrote:please not the pee in the shower thread again.


I poo in the shower. Are you jealous?


lmfao, I bet everyone fights to use the shower before you do.
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heroo wrote:This title can't be misleading, never heard of anyone shaking their dick before pulling it out a woman's vagina, or in Doron's case a man's ass.

this guy is a mind reader =D
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If you can actually shake it when it's in there then I think you're dealing with a very slutty gas tank.
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i turn it upside down and shake it to get every drop i paid for.
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CeLL wrote:i turn it upside down and shake it to get every drop i paid for.

i actually lold at the paid part
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heroo wrote:This title can't be misleading, never heard of anyone shaking their dick before pulling it out a woman's vagina, or in Doron's case a man's ass.

Wait a second!! I thought we were talking about pumping gas here? :?
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CeLL wrote:i turn it upside down and shake it to get every drop i paid for.


That didn't make any sense...It goes against wanting to get every last drop out.
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BuDo wrote:
CeLL wrote:i turn it upside down and shake it to get every drop i paid for.


That didn't make any sense...It goes against wanting to get every last drop out.

not sure how they distribute gas in your country, but we have what are called "gas pumps." the have these "hoses" that hang down from them. so they look something like this:
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it is my ocd-ish belief that the part that hangs down out of the car holds the last few precious drops that are rightfully mine. so i grab that hose at the point were it dips down and i flip the nozzle so as to get what i believe is setting in that hose. sorry if i didnt explain it in a way you understand, next time
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@ Cell. god bless you for that pic, and also damn you...my manager almost saw it, and its NSFW :p

TOPIC< no i dont bother, if some petrol spills on the ground or my
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sorry ill spoiler it. i didnt think it was that unsafe. :\
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CeLL wrote:sorry ill spoiler it. i didnt think it was that unsafe. :\

I think by NSFW he means too distracting :sohappy:
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i loled at satman's post XD
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