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Doron wrote:I didn't notice it and my ass certainly didn't either.


Thats all he was thinking about imo
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Hey I'm not hating on homosexual people but this is a goddamn gaming forum, and yes, there are alot of crazy shit going on here, but I don't think I'm alone when I say that I'm not interested in knowing about Doron's homosexual gay experiences, he can keep them to himself?

And if he wants to get some serious feedback or other people's opinion on this matter, I'm SURE there hundreds of different websites filled with people waiting to hear all about your experience with taking in the ass from a guy who doesn't want to be gay because it is, from his holy almighty god's perspective, wrong.

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Thee_UniQue wrote:Hey I'm not hating on homosexual people but this is a goddamn gaming forum, and yes, there are alot of crazy shit going on here, but I don't think I'm alone when I say that I'm not interested in knowing about Doron's homosexual gay experiences, he can keep them to himself?

And if he wants to get some serious feedback or other people's opinion on this matter, I'm SURE there hundreds of different websites filled with people waiting to hear all about your experience with taking in the ass from a guy who doesn't want to be gay because it is, from his holy almighty god's perspective, wrong.


thumbs up!! see thats what happens when you like Asian chicks !!



hahahaha been a long time since last time i logged on srf.. and first thing i read is this shit !!! xD thats just farked up... >>> logs out from srf ! :palm:
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This is the greatest way to start the new year. :sohappy:
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hes religous? but he had sex with you and he is gay?
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cool story bro
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true story actually.
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I told you I was sorry, god is the only man that can smite me down.
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This explains the facebook status...

Sorry to hear about it.

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Oh dear
Doron wrote:true story actually.
Well, what's the real truth? lulz
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So I have one question then;

Was the underage girlfriend a lie? I mean no surprise, you laid it on pretty thick, but are you admitting to it now?

Also I wouldn't worry too much about it people come and go the last thing you should do is let someone with pseudo-religious views/values impact your life. That's just silly. Consider it a one night stand, get tested(just in case there was a reason for the spontaneous leap to faith), and move on.

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Alright here's a story for ya.

When i clicked on the thread i was :D
Reading through :)
Then..... :(
lul wut? :shock:
Im very :?
you must feel 8)
we are all :x
and :P at you
You must feel :oops:
Your gay boyfriend is :cry:
But you still :love: eachother
Your going to :twisted:
Already thinking about adoption? :roll:
You :wink: at the kids in the foster home
Oh no your gay :!:
i can't have them? :?:
UGH!!! :banghead:
Kids you wanted will be :arrow: straight
They will be :yay:
You are :rant:
Whole SRF after reading this :palm:
Gay pedophiles already tracking your IP :sohappy:
your parents :soosad:
Then you do something terrible :giveup:
SRF again :dope:
They wont even want you in hell :nowant:
You---> :slap: <---Jesus

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Hostage wrote:So I have one question then;

Was the underage girlfriend a lie? I mean no surprise, you laid it on pretty thick, but are you admitting to it now?

Also I wouldn't worry too much about it people come and go the last thing you should do is let someone with pseudo-religious views/values impact your life. That's just silly. Consider it a one night stand, get tested(just in case there was a reason for the spontaneous leap to faith), and move on.


Made me lol.

But tbh, the underaged girlfriend was like, 2 weeks? and all I got was some over the sweater action.
Women..... *sigh*
And that stupid whore still keeps humping my leg, and it annoys me to death.
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so are you gay or did are you just looking for attention?

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I'm assuming he's bi-sexual.

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I thought Xem was the forum's official homo.

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official homo? pffft...you're like 4 years too late for that title...


and i swear i saw you in a gay video chat room one day...and then i said doron and you ran away...

also

Thee_UniQue wrote:Hey I'm not hating on homosexual people but this is a goddamn gaming forum, and yes, there are alot of crazy shit going on here, but I don't think I'm alone when I say that I'm not interested in knowing about Doron's homosexual gay experiences, he can keep them to himself?

And if he wants to get some serious feedback or other people's opinion on this matter, I'm SURE there hundreds of different websites filled with people waiting to hear all about your experience with taking in the ass from a guy who doesn't want to be gay because it is, from his holy almighty god's perspective, wrong.


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Wait, you're gay?
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XMoshe wrote:Wait, you're gay?

nah he just have a bf.. and have sex with him doesn't make him gay !
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Is KileyMinogue( one on SRF) gay too?
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Thee_UniQue wrote:And if he wants to get some serious feedback or other people's opinion on this matter, I'm SURE there hundreds of different websites filled with people waiting to hear all about your experience with taking in the ass from a guy who doesn't want to be gay because it is, from his holy almighty god's perspective, wrong.

The thing is though, this is his community. This is our community. The people we interact with, in our futurist and technology driven society, our are friends. Much like people have friends at school and at work, we now have friends online. People share their problems with their friends, it's more of a feeling of closeness and empathy than telling someone who knows nothing about you. Lean on me, whenn your not strongggg

And honestly, is everyone so immature that the thought of someone having sex with someone of the same gender makes them revolt? GUYS HAVE SEX WITH GUYS! Get the fuck over it, it's a part of life.

I knew something was up Doron, from the way you snapped at me the other day on Facebook and your changed relationship status. I was going to ask what was up, but you hardly seemed that you wanted to talk or anything. If you want, I can inbox you or something. I'd rather not fill this thread with a million pages of love support. If you need someone to talk to, just say the word.

Hang in there buddy :love:

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MrTwilliger wrote:
Thee_UniQue wrote:And if he wants to get some serious feedback or other people's opinion on this matter, I'm SURE there hundreds of different websites filled with people waiting to hear all about your experience with taking in the ass from a guy who doesn't want to be gay because it is, from his holy almighty god's perspective, wrong.

The thing is though, this is his community. This is our community. The people we interact with, in our futurist and technology driven society, our are friends. Much like people have friends at school and at work, we now have friends online. People share their problems with their friends, it's more of a feeling of closeness and empathy than telling someone who knows nothing about you. Lean on me, whenn your not strongggg

And honestly, is everyone so immature that the thought of someone having sex with someone of the same gender makes them revolt? GUYS HAVE SEX WITH GUYS! Get the fuck over it, it's a part of life.

I knew something was up Doron, from the way you snapped at me the other day on Facebook and your changed relationship status. I was going to ask what was up, but you hardly seemed that you wanted to talk or anything. If you want, I can inbox you or something. I'd rather not fill this thread with a million pages of love support. If you need someone to talk to, just say the word.

Hang in there buddy :love:

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MrTwilliger wrote:
Thee_UniQue wrote:And if he wants to get some serious feedback or other people's opinion on this matter, I'm SURE there hundreds of different websites filled with people waiting to hear all about your experience with taking in the ass from a guy who doesn't want to be gay because it is, from his holy almighty god's perspective, wrong.

The thing is though, this is his community. This is our community. The people we interact with, in our futurist and technology driven society, our are friends. Much like people have friends at school and at work, we now have friends online. People share their problems with their friends, it's more of a feeling of closeness and empathy than telling someone who knows nothing about you. Lean on me, whenn your not strongggg

And honestly, is everyone so immature that the thought of someone having sex with someone of the same gender makes them revolt? GUYS HAVE SEX WITH GUYS! Get the fuck over it, it's a part of life.

I knew something was up Doron, from the way you snapped at me the other day on Facebook and your changed relationship status. I was going to ask what was up, but you hardly seemed that you wanted to talk or anything. If you want, I can inbox you or something. I'd rather not fill this thread with a million pages of love support. If you need someone to talk to, just say the word.

Hang in there buddy :love:


Gotta agree with you mate. I'm not into it but everyone has their own tastes/opinions/preferences, that's what makes the world so diverse. People have to learn that not everyone will be like them and that you can't force people to be what they don't want to be.

I feel sorry for your ex doron. Scared to be who he really is because of a religion, if you want him back you can support him and try to change his mind on the subject. Although I'm not so sure he's actually worth it.

Goodluck bro

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MrTwilliger wrote:
Thee_UniQue wrote:And if he wants to get some serious feedback or other people's opinion on this matter, I'm SURE there hundreds of different websites filled with people waiting to hear all about your experience with taking in the ass from a guy who doesn't want to be gay because it is, from his holy almighty god's perspective, wrong.

The thing is though, this is his community. This is our community. The people we interact with, in our futurist and technology driven society, our are friends. Much like people have friends at school and at work, we now have friends online. People share their problems with their friends, it's more of a feeling of closeness and empathy than telling someone who knows nothing about you. Lean on me, whenn your not strongggg

And honestly, is everyone so immature that the thought of someone having sex with someone of the same gender makes them revolt? GUYS HAVE SEX WITH GUYS! Get the fuck over it, it's a part of life.

I knew something was up Doron, from the way you snapped at me the other day on Facebook and your changed relationship status. I was going to ask what was up, but you hardly seemed that you wanted to talk or anything. If you want, I can inbox you or something. I'd rather not fill this thread with a million pages of love support. If you need someone to talk to, just say the word.

Hang in there buddy :love:

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CeLL wrote:are our.
and sorry twill. it isnt immature to think it gross for one to place a penis into the worm infested poo of another man. then root that thing around in there till its good and covered then slosh that thing out of there and move on with the rest of the day like they didnt just plummett their penis into the fermented remains of someones past meal.
ones relationships are their business, and so should their relations remain.


So I assume you don't like anal with girls either?
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XMoshe wrote:
CeLL wrote:are our.
and sorry twill. it isnt immature to think it gross for one to place a penis into the worm infested poo of another man. then root that thing around in there till its good and covered then slosh that thing out of there and move on with the rest of the day like they didnt just plummett their penis into the fermented remains of someones past meal.
ones relationships are their business, and so should their relations remain.


So I assume you don't like anal with girls either?

not a matter of like.
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XMoshe wrote:
CeLL wrote:are our.
and sorry twill. it isnt immature to think it gross for one to place a penis into the worm infested poo of another man. then root that thing around in there till its good and covered then slosh that thing out of there and move on with the rest of the day like they didnt just plummett their penis into the fermented remains of someones past meal.
ones relationships are their business, and so should their relations remain.


So I assume you don't like anal with girls either?

not a matter of like.
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CeLL wrote:
XMoshe wrote:
CeLL wrote:are our.
and sorry twill. it isnt immature to think it gross for one to place a penis into the worm infested poo of another man. then root that thing around in there till its good and covered then slosh that thing out of there and move on with the rest of the day like they didnt just plummett their penis into the fermented remains of someones past meal.
ones relationships are their business, and so should their relations remain.


So I assume you don't like anal with girls either?

not a matter of like.


But it's just as repulsive right?
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