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cpinney wrote:
DumboDii wrote:Correct term would be relative with benefits, right?

well played sir.


Well thank you!
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evilpeta wrote:disregard that, penis goes in vagina


Lol'd.

SpaRxx wrote:wincest?


Lol'd.

DumboDii wrote:Correct term would be relative with benefits, right?


Touché.

And I don't think that's a big deal if she's like your cousin in 2nd degree or bigger?

One of my previous girlfriends was like my cousin in 4th degree, but we were barely related. I knew about it and so did she, but whatever, we were just two fit, young, horny teenagers looking for some fun.
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Dude.

prolly just by mariage.

One of my best friend's parents are like, 3d cousins? and she's perfectly fine, she's only dumb as ****. No retarded, just plain stupid.
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yah im one to incest gross, but 4th cousin+ just seems to get ridiculous
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Gaigemasta wrote:yah im one to incest gross, but 4th cousin+ just seems to get ridiculous


Hell am I thankfull for having a plain ugly family.

I'll never be able to get with one of my cousins cuz they're too ugly.

Then again, both my parents are ugly and minus plus minus is plus :sohappy:

That's why I'm pretty.
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Doron wrote:
Gaigemasta wrote:yah im one to incest gross, but 4th cousin+ just seems to get ridiculous


Hell am I thankfull for having a plain ugly family.

I'll never be able to get with one of my cousins cuz they're too ugly.

Then again, both my parents are ugly and minus plus minus is plus :sohappy:

That's why I'm pretty.


Dude minus plus minus is still minus. Minus TIMES minus is plus.
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Oh, disregard what I said, got confused there.
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CeLL wrote:this place is seriously degrading beyond redemption.


That is probably your influence over the years. :wink:

Doron wrote:
Gaigemasta wrote:yah im one to incest gross, but 4th cousin+ just seems to get ridiculous


Hell am I thankfull for having a plain ugly family.

I'll never be able to get with one of my cousins cuz they're too ugly.

Then again, both my parents are ugly and minus plus minus is plus :sohappy:

That's why I'm pretty.


minus + minus = minus :roll:
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SpaRxx wrote:wincest?
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Am I the only one that's noticed that the OP has an ironic username
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Squirt wrote:Am I the only one that's noticed that the OP has an ironic username


lol...
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pics?
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Doron wrote:
Gaigemasta wrote:yah im one to incest gross, but 4th cousin+ just seems to get ridiculous


Hell am I thankfull for having a plain ugly family.

I'll never be able to get with one of my cousins cuz they're too ugly.

Then again, both my parents are ugly and minus plus minus is plus :sohappy:

That's why I'm pretty.

You fail. :palm:
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aishsharma wrote:
minus + minus = minus :roll:


.curve wrote:Dude minus plus minus is still minus. Minus TIMES minus is plus.

Uhm..

Dudes, srsly, wtf?

I'm talking about minus and plus in numbers... Oh wait, it's negative and positive...

NEGATIVE(mom) + NEGATIVE(dad) = POSITIVE(me) :sohappy:

Negative number (3) + negative number (7) = positive number (10)

Duhh.
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(-7) + (-3) = -10

From google himself my good man.
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Doron wrote:
aishsharma wrote:
minus + minus = minus :roll:


.curve wrote:Dude minus plus minus is still minus. Minus TIMES minus is plus.

Uhm..

Dudes, srsly, wtf?

I'm talking about minus and plus in numbers... Oh wait, it's negative and positive...

NEGATIVE(mom) + NEGATIVE(dad) = POSITIVE(me) :sohappy:

Negative number (3) + negative number (7) = positive number (10)

Duhh.


Meh its X-mas day so go ahead and live with your delusions. Merry X-mas my strange and semi-gay friend.
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Yes, at least I have the happy thought I'm taller, skinnier, have more hair and am just plain hotter than you.
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I wonder if you are that annoying in real life also.
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Hell to the yeah.
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Doron wrote:Hell to the yeah.


I love you.
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only_me wrote:
Squirt wrote:Am I the only one that's noticed that the OP has an ironic username


lol...

Indeed
You already did her. So it wouldn't hurt your penis to continue....
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Why hasn't any1 asked for pics yet ? and by saying that I am btw.

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Love wrote:Why hasn't any1 asked for pics yet ? and by saying that I am btw.

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Heosphoros did.

The OP made lol, but the replies made me lol so hard that I felt something wet in my underpants.
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Yup, pics.
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Doron wrote:Yup, pics.


pics of what?
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his cousin
let it gooooo let it gooooOoOooOOOOOO

Let her suck my pistol
She open up her mouth and then I blow her brains out
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only_me wrote:So this is the story:

my girlfriend of 9 months is atm at the funeral of her grandfather
my mom is atm at the funeral of her uncle

my girlfriend just txted me that she met my mother there. :( :(


so i'm relative with my girlfriend ._.


i never had any ideea.. i guess from now on it will be really awkward...

what whould you guys do in this situation?


l.e. : they already talked and it turns out that my mom is kinda of my girlfriend aunt
hehehehe your doing your cousin. I feel like watching Family Guy for some reason.
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