Need some interesting/funny measurement units for length

[iGod]

Any ideas? Trying to make a converter for the units in c++, would be nice if you could write its equivalent in meters or something so I don't have to go0gle for them.

[CeLL]

um 15. that one always makes me laff.

[iGod]

Where would I be without you?

[Squirt]

Seconds.

I want to see how many seconds long my foot is

[Doron]

I wanna see how tall I am in years.

[Gaigemasta]

I don't think he wants two different types of principles being measured. I think he wants something like a replacement for distance.


You can do something satire like "1 lady gaga dick* and that would equal .08345 meters

[Doron]

I don't think he wants two different types of principles being measured. I think he wants something like a replacement for distance.


You can do something satire like "1 lady gaga dick* and that would equal .08345 meters

Ohh like that...

How many years is the distance from my toes to my crown?

[Squirt]

How about 35 gaiges is worth 1 doron.
And 16 Dodos is worth 1 Squirt buck

[heroo]

One SRF equals ∞

[Doron]

Dude, am I on crack or is that eight flipped 90 degrees?

And Squirt, I don't get it.

Does that mean that I'm worth more than Gaige?

In that case I say yay, if not, Nay.

[dom]

Light years

e.g.: My dick is 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000209 light years long.

[heroo]

[quote="Doron"]Dude, am I on crack or is that eight flipped 90 degrees?/quote]

in mathematics, that sign stands for infinity.

[heroo]

Dude, am I on crack or is that eight flipped 90 degrees?

in mathematics, that sign stands for infinity.

[Doron]

aha. cool, learnt something new.

I can do math now =)

[Midori]

Astronomical Units

[dom]

aha. cool, learnt something new.

I can do math now =)

If you get infinity on math, you're doing it wrong.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00qszch

[Vaya]

http://www.celebheights.com/
you can add some celebrities in a drop box, and a text box beside it.
for example, people can know how many JBs are the distance between the sun and the earth, or how many Lady Gagas is the height of the Eiffel tower

[CeLL]

I don't think he wants two different types of principles being measured. I think he wants something like a replacement for distance.


You can do something satire like "1 lady gaga dick* and that would equal .08345 meters

maybe he should have been more descriptive in what he wanted.

[iGod]

Because measurement units for length isn't descriptive enough.

[Toasty]

Inches.


funny ya.

[Oxyclean]

aha. cool, learnt something new.

I can do math now =)

If you get infinity on math, you're doing it wrong.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00qszch

now my head hurts

[CeLL]

Because measurement units for length isn't descriptive enough.

does this apply?