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The ultimate dilemma

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lose your dick or your eyes?
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but that would mean, no sex + no children.
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i'd lose 1 testicle and 1 eye... so i could have secks and see the girl im doin'!
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Grounded wrote:i'd lose 1 testicle and 1 eye... so i could have secks and see the girl im doin'!

If you cant see it doesn't really matter what the girl looks like.

I'd choose
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I'd rather not have a bag attached to me full of piss. So eyes.
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Ask again in about 50 years when you can order a new penis from ebay :sohappy:
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I dont even want to think about this dilemma.
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heroo wrote:but that would mean, no sex + no children.

okay this is new to me.. did you just said that man can't have kids without penis?

:palm:
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If you lose your eyes, then it doesn't matter to whom your dick is stick in
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NuclearSilo wrote:If you lose your eyes, then it doesn't matter to whom your dick is stick in
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asusi wrote:
heroo wrote:but that would mean, no sex + no children.

okay this is new to me.. did you just said that man can't have kids without penis?

:palm:


ofcourse the lost of your penis/eyes is suddenly, so you have no time to save any sperm. and adopting children is the biggest bullshit imo. so yeah, you can't have any children of your own.
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heroo wrote:
asusi wrote:
heroo wrote:but that would mean, no sex + no children.

okay this is new to me.. did you just said that man can't have kids without penis?

:palm:


ofcourse the lost of your penis/eyes is suddenly, so you have no time to save any sperm. and adopting children is the biggest bullshit imo. so yeah, you can't have any children of your own.

LOL.
Dude how old are you?
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Squirt wrote:LOL.
Dude how old are you?


it's just a f*cking hypothetical question. was with some friends when someone brought this question up. seemed to me like a pretty f*cked dilemma. it's nothing serious.

so stop acting like you're an adult trying to make me look like a child.

''LOL''
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heroo wrote:
Squirt wrote:LOL.
Dude how old are you?


it's just a f*cking hypothetical question. was with some friends when someone brought this question up. seemed to me like a pretty f*cked dilemma. it's nothing serious.

so stop acting like you're an adult trying to make me look like a child.

''LOL''

I was referring to the Adopting children comment. You do not need a working penis to reproduce, just working testes. :banghead:
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oh lol sorry, what i meant was the penis including your balls. you know, the whole thing :D
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Eyes, HejsaN Jr. is way to valuable for me. :sohappy:
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Dick, definitely.

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Waaaait a minute.

Is it the ability to use them you lose or to HAVE them?

Can't use it, lose the eyes. can't have them, lose the eyes.

As long as I won't feel shit when they're gone.

(if you just can't make kids but still get to keep your fun in it then I say go for it)
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eyes i can feel around with my dick
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dick, you can always have strap-ons :sohappy:
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dick.

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