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If you could choose an evolution for the human race what would it be? What ever you choose you have to post the down side


Me: humans +wings = flight
Downside: drunk flying
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humans + tail
cause it's useful. balancing + holding crap...would be handy.

humans + superpowered legs
cause I want my damn superspeed >_<. if we add flying squirrel wing thingies to it, it could be just like flying :D

for some reason I find the idea of hovering more fun that free flight :P

but the best of all would simply be to continue superpowering our brain till we would hopefully active those hidden powers of ours D: (I don't care if it's possible or not, I STILL WANT THEM >__<)
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humans+ gills= Atlantis
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A brain for the humanity would be good

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human+birds, I really want to fly.

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human + nuclear resistance = provoke human race from being wiped out
downside?
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Master_of_Puppets wrote:human + nuclear resistance = provoke human race from being wiped out
downside?


Wow. This might just be the best post i've ever seen on a forum :D
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[SD]Twysta wrote:
Master_of_Puppets wrote:human + nuclear resistance = provoke human race from being wiped out
downside?


Wow. This might just be the best post i've ever seen on a forum :D


hahaha are you sarcastic? xD first time someone said that about a post of mine :oops:
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An enhanced ability to see and exercise reason.

Upside: Less confusion, confrontation, conflict, suffering and war

Downside: Sometimes doing what's reasonable can mean being callous.
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Human + teleknesis = fuck secrets
downside: you're always honest, even if you don't want too...

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Humans + Wheels

Downside: drunk driving


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BuDo wrote:An enhanced ability to see and exercise reason.

Upside: Less confusion, confrontation, conflict, suffering and war

Downside: Sometimes doing what's reasonable can mean being callous.

This is greater than nuclear weapon resistance because with this, there will be no nuclear weapon launchings, and there will be a more reasonable world, however I foresee more crime?
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Humans + Wolves = Werewolves!!!

Downside = Furry
Upside = Furry

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Humans + Fangs = Vampires!!!

Downside = Cold
Upside = Cold

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Human + ****= Justin Bieber..

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Human + Regeneration of lost body parts or damaged organs (all)

downside: 'd be hell in torture ...lol
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Ningyotsukai-san wrote:Human + Regeneration of lost body parts or damaged organs

downside: 'd be hell in torture ...lol


Theoretically it's possible but the tampering with those genes can lead to cancerous complications. :P

I forgot what it was called but apparently it's a gene found dormant in crabs and lizards which allows them to molt their limbs back.

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Evolution: Insomnia (without the mental and physical breakdown)
Downside: The Rebelion de Sommeil will revolt against the Insomniacs escalating into an all out war where the rebels will use there sleep rays to put the Insomniacs into an eternal slumber. In the hopes to restore humanities natural sleeping order, starting over--ONLY TO BE FOILED. The brightest of Insom-phoria have erected mass towers that host anti-sleep matter at the very top. Not only is this anti-sleep matter capable of nullifying all sleep rays within a 50,000m radius per tower but amplify the frontal lobe. Amplification is a desperate hope that the heighten sense of self and theoretical intelligence would be the winning edge needed for the Insomiacs to finally crush the rebellion and move the human race forward. Will the Rebellion de Sommeil be able to bring down the towers long enough to use their sleep rays? Will the amplification of brain functionality to create the super soldiers have an unexpected downside? Tune in next time....


I guess what I'm trying to say is I'm tired, it's 2am, and I can't get to sleep. I'm also not going to name names but someone is a lamer for ditching me in the middle of a conversation. Not that I care or anything like that. :(
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Lmao hostage wins
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Human + Artificial parts = Cyborg with limitless capabilities
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Hostage wrote:
Ningyotsukai-san wrote:Human + Regeneration of lost body parts or damaged organs

downside: 'd be hell in torture ...lol


Theoretically it's possible but the tampering with those genes can lead to cancerous complications. :P

I forgot what it was called but apparently it's a gene found dormant in crabs and lizards which allows them to molt their limbs back.

OT:

Evolution: Insomnia (without the mental and physical breakdown)
Downside: The Rebelion de Sommeil will revolt against the Insomniacs escalating into a and all out war where the rebels will use there sleep rays to put the Insomniacs into an eternal slumber. In the hopes to restore humanities natural sleeping order, starting over--ONLY TO BE FOILED. The brightest of Insom-phoria have erected mass towers that host anti-sleep matter at the very top. Not only is this anti-sleep matter capable of nullifying all sleep rays within a 50,000m radius per tower but amplify the frontal lobe. Amplification is a desperate hope that the heighten sense of self and theoretical intelligence would be the winning edge needed for the Insomiacs to finally crush the rebellion and move the human race forward. Will the Rebellion de Sommeil be able to bring down the towers long enough to use their sleep rays? Will the amplification of brain functionality to create the super soldiers have an unexpected downside? Tune in next time....


I guess what I'm trying to say is I'm tired, it's 2am, and I can't get to sleep. I'm also not going to name names but someone is a lamer for ditching me in the middle of a conversation. Not that I care or anything like that. :(

Two thumbs up, that was pretty awesome.
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+The capability to morph
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NuclearSilo wrote:+The capability to morph

Humans + Ghosts = Silo :yay:
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^is it a zombie or a computer addict?

and lulz for you =D
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K.K wrote:^is it a zombie or a computer addict?

and lulz for you =D
It's a Zombie.. "evolution" xD
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*BlackFox wrote:
K.K wrote:^is it a zombie or a computer addict?

and lulz for you =D
It's a Zombie.. "evolution" xD


he did not say lulz in this post, i quote before he edits
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Master_of_Puppets wrote:
*BlackFox wrote:
K.K wrote:^is it a zombie or a computer addict?

and lulz for you =D
It's a Zombie.. "evolution" xD


he did not say lulz in this post, i quote before he edits

lulz!
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NuclearSilo wrote:+The capability to morph


+ Jean grey powers.
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^ Pure racism.
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