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The longest joke in the world

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http://longestjokeintheworld.com/


Yeah, have fun reading that.

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I stumbled on that long ago. It made me laugh while simultaneously pissing me off.
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This is supposed to be funny? WUT?
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I knew it, read it before and I believe was posted before too.

The ending is just too cheesy really.. rest is pretty cool tho.*can't help it, I HAD to read the bible when I was a kid. The adult one, so no pictures :(
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I actually enjoyed this.
My attention span is

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Read it all in one sitting...

Just.. wow...
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one of the shortest: :D

Why do you go to bed?
Because the bed won't come to you!
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Can anyone say what happens with less words? :D
I read hes in desert without water but some toxic fluid.
Then?

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MarshMallow wrote:one of the shortest: :D

Why do you go to bed?
Because the bed won't come to you!


Even shorter:
A black guy wants to pay.
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Doron wrote:
MarshMallow wrote:one of the shortest: :D

Why do you go to bed?
Because the bed won't come to you!


Even shorter:
A black guy wants to pay.

Even shorter
2 cars crash,50 dead mexicans
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read it all :D
good read, too bad the ending was crap but I was prepared for that the moment I entered this thread -__-

yay I fit the first group :P

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not gonna read that lulz

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Anyone else not get the ending? "BETTER THE SNAKE THAN THE LEVER"? Hows that funny?
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It's not Better Snake than Lever.

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No one said it was funny, but that still counts as a joke.. Technically :P
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I can't read. :soosad:

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I actually had fun reading this.
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46 pages long Word doc at 12pt Calibri no spacing.
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