Stupid New Movies

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One of the main attractions for "movie-goers," aside from the cold beverages and buttery popcorn, are the movie previews. Even though in this modern age, a huge portion of the viewers have probably already seen some of them on youtube or elsewhere online, some of these movies still catch some of us by surprise -- by the ridiculous amount of stupidity and the lack of a carefully-planned creative process; which leaves a lot of us wondering "Why the fuck did they even bother making this garbage?"

So, let's hear it from everyone. Post some of the worst movie previews you've seen.

I'll start.

Cowboys & Aliens
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Terrible, terrible waste of money and talent.

[SpaRxx]

Imo cowboys & aliens looks awesome.

my contribution.
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[Doron]

Green lantern looks awesome really, but.. wasn't he supposed to be black?

Oh, and hey Blake Lively I mean hellooo~

[Key-J]

What about Cowboys and Ninjas? They are also coming out with that

[antics]

i cant wait for the green lantern and the green hornet
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Green lantern looks awesome really, but.. wasn't he supposed to be black?

Oh, and hey Blake Lively I mean hellooo~

this GL hal is white. and a racists at that. this was during the era when they tried making superheros for like humans. anther example is giving speedy a heroine addiciton and other shit

[Key-J]

found it



=D

[/Pi]

The first Cars was alright. It wasn't on par to the rest of the Pixar movies, so I don't know why they decided to make a sequel. To redeem the first movie? I don't see it happening on this one:

[Tasdik]

Cars? Seriously?

Green lantern looks awesome really, but.. wasn't he supposed to be black?

I've always wondered about this. In the older cartoons he's white. But then in the more recent cartoons he's black? wth?

I saw a brief preview of the warriors way, looked semi-decent.

[antics]

Cars? Seriously?

Green lantern looks awesome really, but.. wasn't he supposed to be black?

I've always wondered about this. In the older cartoons he's white. But then in the more recent cartoons he's black? wth?

I saw a brief preview of the warriors way, looked semi-decent.

the green lantern core or w.e its called pick different GL to protect different sectors in the universe pretty sure hal became another superhero. then gardner(second lantern) resigned from the GL society so then the society picked the black one

it just gets too complex at times

[Key-J]

The first Cars was alright. It wasn't on par to the rest of the Pixar movies, so I don't know why they decided to make a sequel. To redeem the first movie? I don't see it happening on this one:

FCUK YES!

WANT

[Doron]

Cars? Seriously?

Green lantern looks awesome really, but.. wasn't he supposed to be black?

I've always wondered about this. In the older cartoons he's white. But then in the more recent cartoons he's black? wth?

I saw a brief preview of the warriors way, looked semi-decent.

the green lantern core or w.e its called pick different GL to protect different sectors in the universe pretty sure hal became another superhero. then gardner(second lantern) resigned from the GL society so then the society picked the black one

it just gets too complex at times

Wahh, there's like 6 of them. Gotta see it to understand I guess, looks more interesting than Twilight and Soccer combined.

[DarkJackal]

lol Cowboys vs Aliens looks pretty cool, maybe the name is stupid >.>.

[Key-J]

DJ!

Long time no see. Hope all is good with you

[SpaRxx]

Green Hornet also looks like fail.

How bouts a nice family Christmas movie?
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[/Pi]

You guys are gonna love this one:

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You guys are gonna love this one:

[Doron]

OMG. If he was like, 50 and or something and became a real superstar I'd say go for it, but already a movie? He debuted like, 5 months ago right after he became a boy.

[antics]

OMG. If he was like, 50 and or something and became a real superstar I'd say go for it, but already a movie? He debuted like, 5 months ago right after he became a boy.

cuz im like baby baby baby oh
cuz im like baby baby baby woah

[rumblemilitia]

MOVIE OF THE YEARRRR- BIG TITS ZOMBIE (aka BIG TITS DRAGON)

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