Corrupt a wish 3.0

[Luiei]

KAPOW!

Corrupt a wish 2.0

Keep the thread nice and simple guys, corrupt & new wish!

I wish I could fly damn it.

[/Pi]

I hope you're aware of what happened to 2.0 right?

[Squirt]

Granted, bu He will notice but he will then gain 40 pounds.

I wish I had a better gaming computer

[Ownage]

Granted, bu He will notice but he will then gain 40 pounds.

I wish I had a better gaming computer

Granted but it overheats and burns!

I wish I could drive a plane

[Swindler]

Granted, bu He will notice but he will then gain 40 pounds.

I wish I had a better gaming computer

Granted but it overheats and burns!

I wish I could drive a plane

Granted, but you flied drunk the day after you got the licence so they withdrawed the licence and put you behind bars with 10 horny monkeys raping you for 2 months straight.

I wish it was the 27th october.

[Squirt]

@edit: Hejsan granted but you sleep all day

Granted, bu He will notice but he will then gain 40 pounds.

I wish I had a better gaming computer

Granted but it overheats and burns!

I wish I could drive a plane

Granted but you work for air Israel and air Afghanistan


I wish I could swim like a fish

[Swindler]

Fuck yeah, I would love to sleep everyday

@edit: Hejsan granted but you sleep all day

Granted, bu He will notice but he will then gain 40 pounds.

I wish I had a better gaming computer

Granted but it overheats and burns!

I wish I could drive a plane

Granted but you work for air Israel and air Afghanistan


I wish I could swim like a fish

Granted, but you will later be caught in a net planted by illegal asian fishermen that beat you to dead with a pair of chopsticks.

I wish I could get a free copy of GW2 when it releases.

[.curve]

I thought forum games weren't allowed...

[Apy]

I wish I had more activity ...

[Key-J]

I wish I had more activity ...

Granted,

But unfortunately this activity would mainly consist of masturbation and binge eating, many years will pass with constant masturbation and eating, until 27 years and 3 months in the future you come to spank it one more time, and realize that it now hurts unbearably every-time you try, almost as if your body has created a natural rejection to this activity. Furthermore, your constant binge eating has rendered you incapable of movement, and you employ a number of migrant workers who you paid by the sperm you developed to keep you alive, since they believed it had healing possibilities, lets face it no human had ever produced quantities like you did, however once you stopped developing spunk, they ditched you in search of a new god, leaving you infertile, and immobile, wishing you had more activity.

I wish people would response more comedic, well thought out answers. Instead of simple one liners

[Doron]

Granted, but those responses are so long that most people will go like TL:DR because those essays tend to be boring, like the one MrTwilliger takes so much pride in, and you too.
Although most one liners are way more funny, faster and just overall better.

I wish my shoes didn't break down today and I didn't have to buy unwearable, ugly, and way more expensive new ones within half an hour...

[SM-Count]

I wish I had another post count.