srsly wtf

antics · Post by **antics** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 5:56 am

so me and my gf were at the park with her family. and my gf wanted to go to the bathroom which was a good 70 feet away. so she did her business and we started to walk back. and some douche came up with a bandana and tried to mug us. he only had a pepper spray which i didnt notice right away. he got my left eye. after that i covered up my eyes with my left arm and started hitting him. gf ran away. he chased her and sprayed her. so i tackled him he got loose and fled. he tried looking for the purse which she threw to run away. and i started to chase him so he bailed w.o the purse. and pepper spray fcking hurts. her family called the cops and what not. they took our info and that was it. left arm is irritated cuz covered my eyes with it. im 5'5 he was close to 5'9
made me rage i wanted to beat the shit out of him

anyone experience anything like this?
oh and do the cops/paramedics charge us for showing up and doing nothing?

Tasdik · Post by **Tasdik** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:25 am

Dude that's crazy.

Can't say I've ever experience anything similar. People know better down here in TN. We're all packing some heat. :sohappy:

Oh and I don't think they'd charge, if they do that's retarded..

Midori · Post by **Midori** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:38 am

u mad?

Mirosuke · Post by **Mirosuke** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:41 am

Nope, i don't think they charge you for calling them for "nothing" (until proved) right?.

But dude, wtf? At first i thou u said " and some douche came up with a banana and tried to mug us" i was like ok? then i realized what you said... but heck, that looks lame and so coward and i know how you feel...

I hope they find this douche bag soon. :/

ltsune · Post by **ltsune** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 7:01 am

antics wrote:so me and my gf were at the park with her family. and my gf wanted to go to the bathroom which was a good 70 feet away. so she did her business and we started to walk back. and some douche came up with a bandana and tried to mug us. he only had a pepper spray which i didnt notice right away. he got my left eye. after that i covered up my eyes with my left arm and started hitting him. gf ran away. he chased her and sprayed her. so i tackled him he got loose and fled. he tried looking for the purse which she threw to run away. and i started to chase him so he bailed w.o the purse. and pepper spray fcking hurts. her family called the cops and what not. they took our info and that was it. left arm is irritated cuz covered my eyes with it. im 5'5 he was close to 5'9
made me rage i wanted to beat the shit out of him

anyone experience anything like this?
oh and do the cops/paramedics charge us for showing up and doing nothing?

That shit is crazy :shock:

And no, the police won't charge you anything. At least I've never heard of anything like that. Her parents couldn't know that he would run away. I believe they did the right thing, calling the cops!

Anyway, you beat da shiz out of him next time you seem him! :sohappy:

DinoNuggets · Post by **DinoNuggets** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 8:16 am

I saw someone get mugged the other day... I knew the guy who mugged the couple. Turned him in. They gave me 200 bucks for getting their stuff back. Watch,Purse,Wallet,And a jacket.I was happy

Ganja · Post by **Ganja** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 8:55 am

They won't charge you as long as your a tax payer.

M3K0S · Post by **M3K0S** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 9:18 am

ALWAYS carry a knife with you... or a switch blade... theres cheap ones at wal-mart for like 12 bucks...
unless you really feel like killing the fcker just show it to him and he will most likely run off...
protip: learn how to use a butterfly knife, that scares the shit out of ppl, trust me.

Love · Post by **Love** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 9:22 am

sounds like an awesome prank.

Squirt · Post by **Squirt** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:00 am

This one time I was with a group of friends and some guy asked me where to find the gatekeeper because he was the key master.

I was the only one that got the reference
:sohappy:

ltsune · Post by **ltsune** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:17 am

M3K0S wrote:ALWAYS carry a knife with you... or a switch blade... theres cheap ones at wal-mart for like 12 bucks...
unless you really feel like killing the fcker just show it to him and he will most likely run off...
protip: learn how to use a butterfly knife, that scares the shit out of ppl, trust me.

If you carry a knife like that (both butterfly knives and normal ones) you'll go to prison for a year or so. Even if you don't use it. So yeah, it's not really a good idea for everybody, I guess.

Post by **Doron** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:19 am

Squirt wrote:This one time I was with a group of friends and some guy asked me where to find the gatekeeper because he was the key master.

I was the only one that got the reference

I don't get it either... Care to explain?

Mirosuke wrote: At first i thou u said " and some douche came up with a banana and tried to mug us"

Me too...

So.. was the question if you would get charged the only reason for this topic?

Post by **Majorharper** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 12:00 pm

Well something similar happened to me yet it was near to 1am in the main city streets... Some drunk guy came up behind me, started calling me names and what not, at first I ignored him, kept walking, I couldn't care less about some drunk fu.ck anyways, he ran up behind me, and tried to push me as hard as he could, i guess, but im 6'4 and 250lbs I only stumbled, I warned him, he tried to punch me in the face, he wanted my jacket... So i obviously ducked at his clumsy punch, and I decked him in the face, on the temple, he fell to the ground, I walked away..

Just to say, if anyone ever wondered, if it really hurts to punch a guy, well I can say that it fu.cking hurts like hell.. My hand was sore for a couple days later, and I regretted it a lot... Since then I have never hit a human being ever.

CeLL · Post by **CeLL** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:08 pm

Im proud of you antics.

asusi · Post by **asusi** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:42 pm

X-Lax wrote:u mad?

_Equal_ · Post by **_Equal_** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:44 pm

Master_of_Puppets wrote:Well something similar happened to me yet it was near to 1am in the main city streets... Some drunk guy came up behind me, started calling me names and what not, at first I ignored him, kept walking, I couldn't care less about some drunk fu.ck anyways, he ran up behind me, and tried to push me as hard as he could, i guess, but im 6'4 and 250lbs I only stumbled, I warned him, he tried to punch me in the face, he wanted my jacket... So i obviously ducked at his clumsy punch, and I decked him in the face, on the temple, he fell to the ground, I walked away..

Just to say, if anyone ever wondered, if it really hurts to punch a guy, well I can say that it fu.cking hurts like hell.. My hand was sore for a couple days later, and I regretted it a lot... Since then I have never hit a human being ever.

heh, just don't punch him in the face, hit 'im in the gut, hurts, no bruises, and will take them down long enough to get away. Hit them in the very right spot though and you do have a chance to paralyze their muscles.

William-CL · Post by **William-CL** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:47 pm

M3K0S wrote:ALWAYS carry a knife with you... or a switch blade... theres cheap ones at wal-mart for like 12 bucks...
unless you really feel like killing the fcker just show it to him and he will most likely run off...
protip: learn how to use a butterfly knife, that scares the shit out of ppl, trust me.

Concealed Carry License anyone :sohappy:

Website · Post by **Gladiator_RN** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 3:03 pm

M3K0S wrote:ALWAYS carry a knife with you... or a switch blade... theres cheap ones at wal-mart for like 12 bucks...
unless you really feel like killing the fcker just show it to him and he will most likely run off...
protip: learn how to use a butterfly knife, that scares the shit out of ppl, trust me.

You will only make it worse with a knife.

CeLL · Post by **CeLL** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 3:34 pm

Gladiator_RN wrote:
M3K0S wrote:ALWAYS carry a knife with you... or a switch blade... theres cheap ones at wal-mart for like 12 bucks...
unless you really feel like killing the fcker just show it to him and he will most likely run off...
protip: learn how to use a butterfly knife, that scares the shit out of ppl, trust me.

You will only make it worse with a knife.

Exactly, you never know what they may have. They may not want to take it to the next level, but if you show that you do, they may go above your level, and level you.

Macsnow · Post by **Macsnow** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 3:45 pm

antics wrote:so me and my gf were at the park with her family. and my gf wanted to go to the bathroom which was a good 70 feet away. so she did her business and we started to walk back. and some douche came up with a bandana and tried to mug us. he only had a pepper spray which i didnt notice right away. he got my left eye. after that i covered up my eyes with my left arm and started hitting him. gf ran away. he chased her and sprayed her. so i tackled him he got loose and fled. he tried looking for the purse which she threw to run away. and i started to chase him so he bailed w.o the purse. and pepper spray fcking hurts. her family called the cops and what not. they took our info and that was it. left arm is irritated cuz covered my eyes with it. im 5'5 he was close to 5'9
made me rage i wanted to beat the shit out of him

anyone experience anything like this?
oh and do the cops/paramedics charge us for showing up and doing nothing?

Yes... one night I was coming home from the club with 2 guys and 3 gals, some kids (around 16-18 years old) came out of no where and sprayed us with pepper spray, they got one of the girls and us 3 guys. My biggest/largest friend got it the worst, the moment he got sprayed he ran away (so did the girls with/after him), yet the other guy and I stayed there a bit while disorientated before we fled ourselves. I actually felt someone's hand reaching in my pocket for my wallet the moment I got sprayed, so I turned around with a punch and did my best, threw in a few kicks and punches that got them good. My buddy was kinda just frozen/petrified there, covering his eye.

Anyways, when we finally met up at the apartment I could feel the spray stinging on the side of my face mostly; though my other friends did get sprayed in the eyes and had their faces in the shower sobbing off for about an hour, that shit was farked up...

antics · Post by **antics** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 3:51 pm

that spray hurts like a mofo. i didnt notice i got sprayed till after getting to where the picnic was at. adrenaline rush was cool tho.

*BlackFox · Post by *BlackFox » Mon Oct 04, 2010 4:30 pm

Holy crap.. thats insane!

M3K0S wrote:that scares the shit out of ppl, trust me.

You carry a knife around with you? Well, you know a knife is considered a deadly weapon.

Gladiator_RN wrote:You will only make it worse with a knife.

QFT

CeLL · Post by **CeLL** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 4:54 pm

*BlackFox wrote:Holy crap.. thats insane!

M3K0S wrote:that scares the shit out of ppl, trust me.
You carry a knife around with you? Well, you know a knife is considered a deadly weapon.

Gladiator_RN wrote:You will only make it worse with a knife.
QFT

so is a gun but with the right permits its fine.

*BlackFox · Post by *BlackFox » Mon Oct 04, 2010 5:00 pm

CeLL wrote:so is a gun but with the right permits its fine.

But seriously, Isn't this a bit farked up?

EvGa · Post by **EvGa** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 5:08 pm

I never leave the house without my backback.

not srs

only_me · Post by **only_me** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 5:18 pm

never happened something like to me.
dunno, i think i would've kicked his ass. 6'4" and some time spent at the gym = B-)

Mirosuke · Post by **Mirosuke** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 7:03 pm

Gladiator_RN wrote:
M3K0S wrote:ALWAYS carry a knife with you... or a switch blade... theres cheap ones at wal-mart for like 12 bucks...
unless you really feel like killing the fcker just show it to him and he will most likely run off...
protip: learn how to use a butterfly knife, that scares the shit out of ppl, trust me.

You will only make it worse with a knife.

Unless it's self defense or defending others.

M3K0S · Post by **M3K0S** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 7:19 pm

meh.. if you have slow ass reaction time if he takes out a gun after you show your knife you deserve to get shot... but i honestly dont care.. if hes stupid enough to take something that isnt his imo he's breathing my air and dusnt deserve to live...

xKingpinx · Post by **xKingpinx** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 7:19 pm

Was outside of my friends house a while back and witnessed a dad and his son beating the crap out of each other and then a cop came and tased both of them lol. Can't say anything like that has happened to me though...pepper spray does suck though.

Jstar1 · Post by **Jstar1** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 7:24 pm

Master_of_Puppets wrote:Just to say, if anyone ever wondered, if it really hurts to punch a guy, well I can say that it fu.cking hurts like hell.. My hand was sore for a couple days later, and I regretted it a lot... Since then I have never hit a human being ever.

this is true especially if you hit them in the face really hard. I have a friend who got jumped but was able to get the guy on the ground and then nailed him in the face so many times he broke his hand bones.

Later the doctor wanted to put needles into his hand to set the bones but my friend didn't want that so he decided to have a half crippled right hand instead of enduring some needles for a couple months :O

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