MrTwilliger wrote:This is going to sound incredibly strange, but I'll try to explain it anyway. I can make my penis move up and down without using my hands. Like, I can be sitting/standing or whatever and if I flex the muscles in my crutch, my penis will move up and down depending upon how I fluctuate the muscles in my crutch.
I don't know how I can do it, I have been able to do it ever since I can remember. I have told a few people and they think I'm a freak haha. I don't know anyone else who can do it, though. So that's my talent, I guess. If pulling your wang out in public was socially acceptable it would make for an awesome party trick.
i can do this as well actually, no lies its a real pleaser with the ladies, nothings more impressive then slapping them in their face with your penis without having to touch it.
MrTwilliger wrote:This is going to sound incredibly strange, but I'll try to explain it anyway. I can make my penis move up and down without using my hands. Like, I can be sitting/standing or whatever and if I flex the muscles in my crutch, my penis will move up and down depending upon how I fluctuate the muscles in my crutch.
I don't know how I can do it, I have been able to do it ever since I can remember. I have told a few people and they think I'm a freak haha. I don't know anyone else who can do it, though. So that's my talent, I guess. If pulling your wang out in public was socially acceptable it would make for an awesome party trick.
i can do this as well actually, no lies its a real pleaser with the ladies, nothings more impressive then slapping them in their face with your penis without having to touch it.
Actually... Its the same reason girls can tighten up down there. It's basically a kegel exercise.
MrTwilliger wrote:This is going to sound incredibly strange, but I'll try to explain it anyway. I can make my penis move up and down without using my hands. Like, I can be sitting/standing or whatever and if I flex the muscles in my crutch, my penis will move up and down depending upon how I fluctuate the muscles in my crutch.
I don't know how I can do it, I have been able to do it ever since I can remember. I have told a few people and they think I'm a freak haha. I don't know anyone else who can do it, though. So that's my talent, I guess. If pulling your wang out in public was socially acceptable it would make for an awesome party trick.
i can do this as well actually, no lies its a real pleaser with the ladies, nothings more impressive then slapping them in their face with your penis without having to touch it.
MrTwilliger wrote:This is going to sound incredibly strange, but I'll try to explain it anyway. I can make my penis move up and down without using my hands. Like, I can be sitting/standing or whatever and if I flex the muscles in my crutch, my penis will move up and down depending upon how I fluctuate the muscles in my crutch.
I don't know how I can do it, I have been able to do it ever since I can remember. I have told a few people and they think I'm a freak haha. I don't know anyone else who can do it, though. So that's my talent, I guess. If pulling your wang out in public was socially acceptable it would make for an awesome party trick.
i can do this as well actually, no lies its a real pleaser with the ladies, nothings more impressive then slapping them in their face with your penis without having to touch it.
haha srsly, me too!
It's such an awesome talent...
I can too cracks up my girlfriend everytime i do that xD
I have driving skills, used to go-kart since the age of 8 - 9 years old Never stopped improving, even with cars now
MrTwilliger wrote:This is going to sound incredibly strange, but I'll try to explain it anyway. I can make my penis move up and down without using my hands. Like, I can be sitting/standing or whatever and if I flex the muscles in my crutch, my penis will move up and down depending upon how I fluctuate the muscles in my crutch.
I don't know how I can do it, I have been able to do it ever since I can remember. I have told a few people and they think I'm a freak haha. I don't know anyone else who can do it, though. So that's my talent, I guess. If pulling your wang out in public was socially acceptable it would make for an awesome party trick.
If you still eat lunchables don't click spoilers.
Spoiler!
Apparently that's a really good sex exercise for lasting longer. That 'up and down' movement is you flexing your pelvic muscles and if you get it strong enough you can hold off ejaculation which pretty much means you can have multiple orgasms. I went crazy with it in my highschool days excercising 'it' in the shower with a damp towel. PUMP IT!
Source? Too much late night T.V as a teenager.
Also, I lied I'm a grown man and I still eat Lunchables but it's not my fualt--those cracker stackers are so delicious I can't help my self!~
i dont get what lunchable have to do with anything. do you put the meat and/or cheese on the head and flick into your own mouth or something?? and its crotch twilly.
CeLL wrote:i dont get what lunchable have to do with anything. do you put the meat and/or cheese on the head and flick into your own mouth or something?? and its crotch twilly.
It's a sport, really.
However, I was using it as a substitute for the age of certain members of this forum. Of course I could have also said " if you lack the intellect and/or self respect to type with dignity i.e punctuations and capitals or insist on dropping letters to shorten words. Please don't read the spoiler," but then where would that put you? Right cell-ol-boy.
CeLL wrote:i dont get what lunchable have to do with anything. do you put the meat and/or cheese on the head and flick into your own mouth or something?? and its crotch twilly.
It's a sport, really.
However, I was using it as a substitute for the age of certain members of this forum. Of course I could have also said " if you lack the intellect and/or self respect to type with dignity i.e punctuations and capitals or insist on dropping letters to shorten words. Please don't read the spoiler," but then where would that put you? Right cell-ol-boy.
when do i do this. im not writing a novel, im not going to take the time to pristinely punctuate for you. deal with it.
Again I see another post has flown right over your head. It was yet another generalization of what younger internet users tend to do, you happen to do two of them, which would would explain the 'not knowing exactly where to categorize you' part of my sentence since you've claimed to be old enough to have a child.
No worries though. I've read enough of your post to realize by now that you have nothing to offer but these empty banters, I totally get it. It's cool. You keep at it big guy--if for no one else for me.
Now if you excuse me for a few moments I finally have a day completely to myself and I would like to enjoy it by taking a long shower....hey I might even PUMP IT! and I'll be thinking of you.
Doron wrote:the more Hostage posts these days the less he makes me think of his avatar....
I've grown soft haven't I?
Don't worry though it's only because I've got more pressing matters on my mind--once winter break rolls around I'll be tearing into people on the interwebs again. I promise, you will not have to endure this disgusting new Hostage for too long. I'll kill him in his sleep if I must.
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Doron wrote:the more Hostage posts these days the less he makes me think of his avatar....
I've grown soft haven't I?
Don't worry though it's only because I've got more pressing matters on my mind--once winter break rolls around I'll be ripping into people on interwebs again. I promise, you will not have endure this disgusting new Hostage for too long. I'll kill him in his sleep if I must.
Good, I really miss the fresh feeling of your knives jabbing in my back.
Hostage wrote:Again I see another post has flown right over your head. It was yet another generalization of what younger internet users tend to do, you happen to do two of them, which would would explain the 'not knowing exactly where to categorize you' part of my sentence since you've claimed to be old enough to have a child.
No worries though. I've read enough of your post to realize by now that you have nothing to offer but these empty banters, I totally get it. It's cool. You keep at it big guy--if for no one else for me.
Now if you excuse me for a few moments I finally have a day completely to myself and I would like to enjoy it by taking a long shower....hey I might even PUMP IT! and I'll be thinking of you.
nothing flew over my head, i didnt denie not doing those things. i was just hoping for a mini wall of text answer. thanks.
Apparently that's a really good sex exercise for lasting longer. That 'up and down' movement is you flexing your pelvic muscles and if you get it strong enough you can hold off ejaculation which pretty much means you can have multiple orgasms. I went crazy with it in my highschool days excercising 'it' in the shower with a damp towel. PUMP IT!
Well crap, I guess I've learnt something new today. I had no iea that it was such a common thing, let alone pactical! I guess I don't have any talents then
First of all @ Cell, you have one awesome location.
Ontopic:
MrTwilliger wrote:Well crap, I guess I've learnt something new today. I had no iea that it was such a common thing, let alone pactical! I guess I don't have any talents then
You have a talent shared by many.
Keeping the guts to keep coming back to this war-torn place.
EvGa wrote:It's your pc muscle, pretty much everyone has the ability to do that.
You're a pussy! ...no I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. I take it back.
Still trying to get that last word in cell? Did you want it that bad; will it make all of this better if I give it to you? Do you want it, boy? Do you? Whoooo's a good boy, take it. There you go--get it..almost. Ohhh, you're such a good boy, you almost got it. Look, look it's over here, look up. There you go! Omg, such a clever boy, yes you are, you're so clever.
but it's not my fualt--those cracker stackers are so delicious I can't help my self!~
:sofun:
...no I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. I take it back.