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Fiction wrote:
CeLL wrote:she didnt turn gay. if it wasnt obvious via retrospect that she was gay with the comments she would make than youre slow indeed. people cant choose who they are attracted too, and she probably used you as a means of denial. within that 4 year period she made the decision to come to grips with her feelings and decided to act upon them.
im not saying there arent people that "turn gay." these individuals are generally very confused and shouldnt be dating people anyways. (example: when i was in highschool i listemed to a radio show about adult relations. a caller asked the lady host if she thought it was right that her and her female partner use "toys" and when the host said why would you not want to, the female caller says, "well i though the point of being a lesbian was to get away from everything that is man like." implying that they should use man shaped toys in their "adult conversations." that is someone who chose to experience that lifestyle and is very confused. your ex, clearly knew what she wanted when she was with you. she just didnt want to deal with it on any level of relevance.
but i digress.


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i dont think her name was sue.
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CeLL wrote:
Fiction wrote:
CeLL wrote:she didnt turn gay. if it wasnt obvious via retrospect that she was gay with the comments she would make than youre slow indeed. people cant choose who they are attracted too, and she probably used you as a means of denial. within that 4 year period she made the decision to come to grips with her feelings and decided to act upon them.
im not saying there arent people that "turn gay." these individuals are generally very confused and shouldnt be dating people anyways. (example: when i was in highschool i listemed to a radio show about adult relations. a caller asked the lady host if she thought it was right that her and her female partner use "toys" and when the host said why would you not want to, the female caller says, "well i though the point of being a lesbian was to get away from everything that is man like." implying that they should use man shaped toys in their "adult conversations." that is someone who chose to experience that lifestyle and is very confused. your ex, clearly knew what she wanted when she was with you. she just didnt want to deal with it on any level of relevance.
but i digress.


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i dont think her name was sue.


lol. My bad, Sue was probably on the radio talking about sex back when our grandparents were in high school. :sohappy:
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Oh btw,

You do know you're a lucky bastard to have slept with a girl that sleeps with girls?

You could totally say: Dude I nailed a lesbian. (don't go into details though)

And btw: best excuse ever.
"Honey, I'm sorry, but I think I'm like, gay, so yeah, I'm like going to break up with you."
Then she goes like: "aw naw son, but maybe you wanna **** one last time just to be sure?"
then you go like: "yea sure."
**** and break up.
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Doron wrote:Oh btw,

You do know you're a lucky bastard to have slept with a girl that sleeps with girls?

You could totally say: Dude I nailed a lesbian. (don't go into details though)

And btw: best excuse ever.
"Honey, I'm sorry, but I think I'm like, gay, so yeah, I'm like going to break up with you."
Then she goes like: "aw naw son, but maybe you wanna **** one last time just to be sure?"
then you go like: "yea sure."
**** and break up.

I like your style.
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Doron wrote:Oh btw,

You do know you're a lucky bastard to have slept with a girl that sleeps with girls?

You could totally say: Dude I nailed a lesbian. (don't go into details though)


And btw: best excuse ever.
"Honey, I'm sorry, but I think I'm like, gay, so yeah, I'm like going to break up with you."
Then she goes like: "aw naw son, but maybe you wanna **** one last time just to be sure?"
then you go like: "yea sure."
**** and break up.


So this is what bragging rights looks like?
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Never heard sleeping with a gay woman was any better than sleeping with one that actually likes men...

-At the second part: Why the hell would a woman wanna sleep with a homo? :D All the girls I know would be like "Oh you're gay? GTFO-I'll call you when I need to go shoe shopping"
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But if you already nailed her and she was berry impressed by your size and wants another ride on that corossel she'll do it.

AND OMG MY EYES.
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Fiction wrote:Image

I'd hit it. :sohappy:

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[Orphen] wrote:
Fiction wrote:Image

I'd hit it. :sohappy:

with a baseball bat.
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CeLL wrote:
[Orphen] wrote:
Fiction wrote:Image

I'd hit it. :sohappy:

with a baseball bat.


u mean a tranquilizer gun
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Fiction wrote:Image

TOloseGT wrote:
CeLL wrote:
[Orphen] wrote:I'd hit it. :sohappy:

with a baseball bat.


u mean a tranquilizer gun


Baseball bat with Tranq darts for spikes?
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god you guys are sick, just hit it with your penis.
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im afraid she may consume, then id have problems.
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Could you guys plz stop talking about having sex / beating up my Ex -turned gay- GF. :soosad:
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O Fiction! You make me feel like a natural women!
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All natural-L baby! Yeah! :sohappy:
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omg you're fuckbuddies now.

Great Job showing your pic cell!
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btw he never mentioned he had sex with her

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we just assumed since he's fly like that
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hmmm , if my gf broke with me and she should get girlfriend i wont be angry , better a girl fuc/<ing her then a guy ...
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dom wrote:
pipigrande wrote:
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lol... I should ask for a threesome :sohappy:


If she turned lesbian she probably wouldn't want to do that except for novelty: you might end up with 2 guys 1 girl.

And even then, since you were unable to satisfy her, it would be best if you had help.



That was a bit harsh eh?.....anyways...I believe she was destined or had a high probability of becoming a lesbian even b4 you met her. Having great sex with any woman still wont stop their gay curiosity...If anything they will see if they can find just as good sex in a gay relationship.
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