The on going saga of Tasdik's woman problems...

[CeLL]

lemme rephrase that. "Well, good luck with that "

[Fiction]

I had already seen what you did tharrrrrrr

[CeLL]

[Fiction]

Holy shit cell thats funny! My wife was just wanting to make bacon... (turkey bacon bitch!)

[_Equal_]

but just tell her in a respectable way. be an adult. just make sure she understands you arent trying to pressure her in some way that way she doesnt feel obgliated and leads you on. if she says no than just move on and remain friends. in the real world, the concept of "being friends" isnt as scary or akward as media makes it appear.

I'm not a big "plus 1" fan but this is the most logical. A man can indeed be friends with a woman. It ain't easy if you already have a jealous girlfriend - but it's doable.

And it should be obvious that some 18 year olds can be quite mature and deal with feelings in different ways than some 21 yo girls can. i.e. posting stupid crap like "happy 420, I don't have my period!" on Facebook.

Jeez that annoys me.

[CeLL]

hate to ruin in for you homie, but look at the ingredients. they use pig fat in it.
o and...

Spoiler!

[Fiction]

"happy 420, I don't have my period!" on Facebook.

LMFAO, that would be one less friend on facebook

@Cell, they may use it in some, but not all.

[Squirt]

You say you don't deserve her? Grow a back bone man.
Just take her from the other guy,survival of the fittest

[CeLL]

@Cell, they may use it in some, but not all.

i remember my armstrong days. i had to use it to get me off protestantism. its like methadone. thankfully, im no longer under such task master. i would say im a better person because of it, and it is a great way to preview how the man of perdition will control the masses.

o and oddly enough i totally agree with squirt. dont put the girl up on a pedestal. it makes you look bad to her (because you make sure she can do nothing BUT look down on you) and opens the door for women to take advantage of you.

if anything, she probably doesnt deserve you if she has such a douche boyfriend. stupid bitches love asshole men. you dont need to put a stupid bitch on a pedestal. shell just continue look down on you with her head up douchey mcassholes ass.

[Fiction]

@Cell, they may use it in some, but not all.

i remember my armstrong days. i had to use it to get me off protestantism. its like methadone. thankfully, im no longer under such task master.

I never seen it like that, but again, I've been around it my whole life. It wasn't force fed to me though.

[CeLL]

i edited my post some.

its defo a step in the right direction, but anyone who can claim 30 % or your check in the name of god and isnt of the levitical priesthood, which hasnt existed since the temple toppled, makes me weary.

reedit
on top of that, why in the hell were you yelling at me about being "a liberal" when you shouldnt even be partisipating in politics?

[Fiction]

i edited my post some.

its defo a step in the right direction, but anyone who can claim 30 % or your check in the name of god and isnt of the levitical priesthood, which hasnt existed since the temple toppled, makes me weary.

I never got caught up in the politics of the church or anything, I still don't do the church thing itself. I always believed it was 10% btw.

lol, sorry for taking the thread way off course.

[Miguez]

3. Stalk her like you have never stalked anyone before. /I prefer this one/

Haha! We actually had this little joke going on about how she was always stalking me. It may have been the other way around, but hey if that's how she want's to look at it then I'm fine with it. = p.

*apologizes for the double post*.

Okay, forget the above.

she thinks you're gay if you make jokes like that. trust me, I've been there.

no... :\

If you don't see her that often, just be flat out honest about it. It can be hard but it's better than being so dependant on her.

[CeLL]

i edited my post some.

its defo a step in the right direction, but anyone who can claim 30 % or your check in the name of god and isnt of the levitical priesthood, which hasnt existed since the temple toppled, makes me weary.

I never got caught up in the politics of the church or anything, I still don't do the church thing itself. I always believed it was 10% btw.

lol, sorry for taking the thread way off course.

nope 10 for the priest, 10 for the widows and shit and 10 for the festival costs.
they play that into the "pastor = priest" concept and steal money.

and who cares if the thread goes off topic, tas went away. as soon as he gets back we can get back on track.

[Jambi]

lol!! nakia,nokia

[Suppaman]

If she has a boyfriend and has NOT come out and said she loves you and wants to ditch the douche for you then I'd avoid it and keep her in the friends category.

Trust me, you'll just be wasting your time. That's what I'd do, but it's up to you.

[Pan_Raider(`_´)]

maybe you are one of the monkeybar's she wants to use to swing on in her relationship playground

if the insinuations thrown out definitely point to that, then enjoy being the bar as long as it lasts.

[Fiction]

maybe you are one of the monkeybar's she wants to use to swing on in her relationship playground

if the insinuations thrown out definitely point to that and enjoy being the bar as long as it lasts.

I think you are jumping way out there for the little amount of information he's giving. Nobody is saying this girl is a slut =P

[TOloseGT]

turn gay

[Pinoy_Archer]

Cant relate and probably never will. Nice story though

good luck on that

[Bananaman]

So there's this girl, her name is Nakia. And Stop right here. . .youre doing it wrong

Here is something I wrote about girls in another thread


Step one: Find a girl who is happy to see you, someone who already likes you. . .they give you signals look for them, for example; when you walk up to her, she shows you some good eye contact and smiles at you tries to sit next to or near you all the time etc. . . etc. .

step two: have a conversation get her number etc...(preferably that day if you have a good convo going on)

step three: Take her out to coffee, and get to know her. . .(this requires you to be interested in HER not just her tatas/vagoooooo)invite her to your dorm room to watch some movies if its going well

Step four: make a move (easy just land a kiss on her while you're watching the movie...duh)**

Step five: ????

Step six: Profit

**note these steps only work if you have completed step one CORRECTLY**

you pretty much failed at step one if shes telling you about her boyfriend and you only see her once a year. . .yeah. . .seriously.
Really Women don't fall in love with people in a long distance thing like you have, unless you boned her or something Men are the ones who do stupid shit like that (which is why you see the nigerian scams saying shit like *love moves across all boundries blah blah blah* because guys FALL for that shit and end up losing their money

THERE ARE TOO MANY WOMEN AROUND YOU NOW TO WORRY ABOUT ONE GIRL WHO MAY or MAY NOT LIKE YOU AND YOU SEE ONLY ONCE A YEAR!

you may ask: well How do you know she doesnt like me?

Because if she did, you would know it and you would have boned her already!

At ANY given venue, At the LOWEST rate, there's a least 10% of the girls that want to slob your nob, and most of them are decent looking and some are hot.

and THEY LET YOU KNOW who they are! The ones who don't. . .they don't want anything to do with you and if you keep pushing it you will come off as a creepy stalker.

Your job is this, just look for the signs of women that already want you! they work hard for this shit and most guys just don't have a damn CLUE and it frustrates women off and they become lesbi. . .err *curious* because most of the men they like are pussies now days.

It is YOUR mission(if you choose to accept it) to stop women from becoming a lesbian before its too late and the world collapses due to population decline

in other words: MAN UP

P.S. Believe me, there are women out there, that like you RIGHT NOW that are 10000000X better than this girl who you are crushing on! ANNND you dont have to wait a year to see them either. . .

P.P.S. Deal with women who have boyfriends at your own risk. . .people get shot over stupid shit like that nowdays

dont get shot please.

P.P.P.S. If you see her at this conference next year, bring a box of condoms and a bottle of wine. if she starts *Stalking* you again just invite her to your hotel room, pop in a movie, drink some wine together and follow step four and step five. and just be happy that you will be getting some nookie at this conference every year, and start looking for women who like you where you live.

P.P.P.P.S.

Sorry, I just had to do that

[fckerr]

I could just be amazing and help the break up happen faster

Be amazing!

[IceCrash]

whatever u do, just don't be gay




no offense!

[Tasdik]

I apologize for my absence.

First off, I don't want her for just her body. Although she does have a great one. She's not just another hot girl who I'm like, " Man I want to sleep with her". It's different.

Step one: Find a girl who is happy to see you, someone who already likes you. . .they give you signals look for them, for example; when you walk up to her, she shows you some good eye contact and smiles at you tries to sit next to or near you all the time etc. . . etc. .
Check


step two: have a conversation get her number etc...(preferably that day if you have a good convo going on)
Check


step three: Take her out to coffee, and get to know her. . .(this requires you to be interested in HER not just her tatas/vagoooooo)invite her to your dorm room to watch some movies if its going well
We don't live close enough. Although while she was here we did go out for some starbucks...

P.P.P.S. If you see her at this conference next year, bring a box of condoms and a bottle of wine. if she starts *Stalking* you again just invite her to your hotel room, pop in a movie, drink some wine together and follow step four and step five. and just be happy that you will be getting some nookie at this conference every year, and start looking for women who like you where you live.
Yeah, I'm not into the whole sex for the sake of sex thing.

Last night I was catching up with my best friend about all sorts of stuff since we hadn't seen each other in over 3ish weeks and a lot had happened. Normally we have amazing conversations. But I couldn't think of anything else besides Nakia. I was actually texting her while talking to him and I "blamed" her for distracting me. She replies with "Well you're just as distracting, maybe that's why I'm doing so bad :p". She was playing modern Warfare. I wasn't aware she played games at all. Can she get any better? I think not.

[wootpops]

long distance could work out. I met my current girlfriend on silkroad...

she lived in Vancouver while I lived in Toronto.
I went to see her one year and it was amazing, she came to Toronto the next year. Couple months after she came to Toronto I moved to Vancouver. We live together and its great, although it is tough doing the long distance thing after you've met the person.

[Buddhist]

Step one: Find a girl who is happy to see you, someone who already likes you. They give you signals look for them, for example; when you walk up to her, she shows you some good eye contact and smiles at you tries to sit next to or near you all the time etc...

Step two: have a conversation get her number etc...(preferably that day if you have a good convo going on)

Step three: Take her out to coffee, and get to know her. . .(this doesn't require to be interested in HER just her tatas/vagoooooo)invite her to your dorm room to watch some movies if its going well

Step four: Make a move (easy just land a kiss on her while you're watching the movie...duh)**

Step five: Yes that stuff.

Step six: Leave next morning without leaving a single message.

Step seven: Full of win.

**note these steps only work if you have completed step one CORRECTLY**