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STOP IT HOLLYWOOD.
Nobody likes these crappy movies..
Just make the Passion of Mohammed and make Steven Seagel Mohammed or whatever his name is.
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wait... doesn't cameron have the rights to this film or something??
can't he sue them D:
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Fake?
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Mindy wrote:Fake?

http://www.theasylum.cc/product.php?id=174

Asylum films strikes again, its real :banghead:
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Squirt wrote:
Mindy wrote:Fake?

http://www.theasylum.cc/product.php?id=174

Asylum films strikes again, its real :banghead:

Thats lame. I'm not gonna watch.
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Samuel L Jackson says: No more mother Farking waves on this mother Farking boat

I bet the boat sinks and they drown in freezing water. Except for the girl, she gets saved.
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I can sum this up in only one visual image

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Jebus, i hope that at 0:24 those are not the CGIs of the movie...

And at 1:03 OH NOW HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!!!

Well, this might just become the most Classic way to Destroy a Classic Movie...
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This is a joke? Right?
Seriously, It has got to be the stupidest idea EVER!
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Its not a sequel thogh

Apparently it will only be released on DVD (according to wiki)
let it gooooo let it gooooOoOooOOOOOO

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can we sue Hollywood for ruining our childhoods?
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Hopefully the sales suck big time!!
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lmfao..

They keep churning this shit out they must think we are idiots or something.:palm:
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I seriously laughed all the way through the trailer. What the fuck is this shit?
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pfff..... titanic 2.... yea right they builded a new one and on the same day it sunk again? :nowant:
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ahh Titanic, I liked the movie, but thats not what fascinated me, just the whole ship itself. Took a decent bit of my life studying about it :D along with the Lusitania, Britanic, and the Olympic. I wish we could give interest in Cruise ships today, but they arn't luxury transportation ships for another country.
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lol.

Should'nt they wait till 2012? exactly 100 years later..

but.. this is like a remake with special effects..
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In the movie its a North Korean destroyer that sinks the Titanic 2. :soosad: I read the script on some website. :roll:
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WHAT THE F***!!!!!! :nowant:
i hated the first, gonna hate this one even more :nowant:
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Ok .... they basically just did everything over again and changed the date by exactly 100 years...
What the fack is this shit?!
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not really hollywood...more like some guys basement with lots of photoshopping
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I demand a Jassica Alba/Megan Fox lesbian scene. I can see it now:

Megan Fox: Oh Jessica, this boat is sinking fast!
Jessica Alba: Don't worry Megan, just stay close to me.
Megan Fox: Promise you'll never let go, Jessica!
Jessica Alba: Only long enough for you to get your clothes off.
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.curve wrote:I demand a Jassica Alba/Megan Fox lesbian scene. I can see it now:

Megan Fox: Oh Jessica, this boat is sinking fast!
Jessica Alba: Don't worry Megan, just stay close to me.
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Its quite pathetic......I like the part when the captain said..."Lets make history"...I wished his first officer would have replied.."Again"....lolol that would've been epic....If it was a parody I'd go watch it for the laughs but to think their actually serious is just dead wrong.
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why do we need titanic 2? its the same shit.
a sunk ship and dead leonardo at the end...
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only_me wrote:why do we need titanic 2? its the same shit.
a sunk ship and dead leonardo at the end...

Except no awesome leonardo in this one.
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this will be the second time the ship sinks,
along with hopes of a good film :palm:
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actually Leonardo would die again and for real this time...
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No idea why, but I couldn't stop laughing through the trailer.

So bad it's funny.
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