North Korea threatens to start holy war

[Jstar1]

im in korea right now and if they want to start a war I'm staying to defend seoul. chances to kill chinese/north korean communists come only once in a lifetime

[xzaz]

Just saw on the news that North Korea threatend to start a 'holy war' based on their nuclear power against South korea / America, In response to a shared military training by America and South Korea in japan.

North Korea claims the sole purpose of the training would be to 'provoke their great nation'.

North Korea is such a silly country, i wonder what keeps driving them to such insanity >.>

"The North Korean army will start a holy war based on nuclear deterrence if needed, to attack the provoking American imperialists and their South Korean helpers"

Not the first time they've made such a threat, though >.>

Fox News? Or what?

im in korea right now and if they want to start a war I'm staying to defend seoul. chances to kill chinese/north korean communists come only once in a lifetime

I salute you keyboard warrior!

[M3K0S]

their just mad cuz south korea has broadband internet and found a way to take money from the ragheads

[CrimsonNuker]

If this "war" happens in November, we're in for a shitload of fucked.

why is that?

i dunno either, but i surely would like to know what happens in November
enlighten me!

Baba Vanga’s predictions: 2010 - 5079

Vanga claimed that her extraordinary abilities had something to do with the presence of invisible creatures, but she couldn’t clearly explain their origin. She said that those creatures gave her information about people, which she could not transmit to them, because distance and time didn’t matter. According to Vanga, the life of everyone standing in front of her, was like a film to her, from birth till death. But changing “what was written on the generation” was beyond her power.

She is said to have foretold the break-up of the Soviet Union, the Chernobyl disaster, Boris Yeltsin’s electoral victory, the date of Stalin’s death, the sinking of the Russian submarine Kursk, the September 11 attacks and Topalov’s victory in the world chess tournament.

Vanga attempted prophesies of newborn or unborn children. She said that she was “seeing” and “talking” to people, who had died hundreds of years ago. Vanga talked about the future, although she did not like to. In her words, in 200 years man will make contact with brothers in mind from other worlds. She said that many aliens have been living on the earth for years. They came from the planet, which in their language is called Vamfim, and is the third planet from the Earth.

Followers of Vanga believe that she knew the precise date of her own death, and shortly before that she had said that a 10-year-old blind girl living in France was to inherit her gift, and that people would soon hear about her.

According to the Russian website Pravda.ru, Vanga has predicted that a World War III will start in 2010.

——-

2010 – World War III. War will begin in November 2010 and end in October 2014. Will begin as usual, then nuclear will be used initially, and then chemical weapons.

2011 – As a result of the fallout of nuclear fallout in the northern hemisphere will not be any animals or vegetation. Then Muslims will wage war against chemical surviving Europeans.

2014 – Most people will suffer skin cancer and other skin diseases (a consequence of chemical warfare).

2016 – Europe almost lonely (empty).

2018 – New China becomes a world power. Developing countries in turn operated from exploiters.

2023 – A little bit of change in the Earth’s orbit.

2025 – Europe still little settled.

2028 – Creating a new energy source (probably a controlled thermonuclear reaction). Hunger is gradually being overcome. Launched a manned spacecraft to Venus.

2033 – The polar ice are melting. Greater levels of the oceans.

2043 – The world economy is thriving. In Europe, Muslims rule.

2046 – any bodies (organs) can be manufactured (cloning?). Replacing the bodies is becoming one of the best methods of treatment.

2066 – During the attack on the Muslim Rome, the United States used a new kind of weapon – the climate. The sharp cooling (instant freezing).

2076 – Classless Society (communism).

2084 – The restoration of nature.

2088 – A new disease – aging for a few seconds!

2097 – The rapid aging defeated.

2100 – Artificial sun illuminates the dark side of the Earth.

2111 – People become living robots.

2123 – The war between small nations. Big nations do not intervene.

2125 – Hungary will receive signals from space.

2130 – Colony under water (with the help of sympathetic councils).

2164 – Animals turn half-human.

2167 – A new religion.

2170 – Major drought.

2183 – A colony on Mars becomes a nuclear power, and demands independence from the Earth (like when – the United States from England).

2187 – Will stop 2 large eruption of volcanoes.

2195 – Sea Colony fully developed, abundant energy and food.

2196 – Complete mixing of Asians and Europeans.

2201 – At the Sun slowing thermonuclear processes. Temperature drops.

2221 – In the search for extraterrestrial life, humanity comes into contact with what – something terrible.

2256 – Spacecraft forgotten to Earth terrible new disease.

2262 – Planets gradually changing planetary orbit. Mars is threatened by comets.

2271 – Restart physical constants are changed. (Laws of physics changed?)

2273 – Mixing yellow, white and black races. New race.

2279 – Power from nothing (probably from a vacuum or a black hole).

2288 – Travel back in time (Time Travel invented?). New contacts with aliens.

2291 – The sun cools. Attempts were being made to light it again.

2296 – Powerful eruption on the Sun. Changing the force of gravity. Beginning to fall old space stations and satellites.

2299 – In France, guerrilla movement against Islam.

2302 – New important laws and secrets of the universe revealed.

2304 – Secrets of the Moon revealed.

2341 – Something terrible is approaching Earth from space.

2354 – An accident in one of the artificial Sun leads to drought.

2371 – The great famine.

2378 – A new fast-growing race.

2480 – 2 artificial Suns collide. Land in the twilight.

3005 -The war on Mars. Violated the trajectory of the planet.

3010 – Comet hits Moon. Around the Earth – ring/zone of the stones and dust.

3797 – By this time on Earth killed all life, but mankind will be able to lay the foundations for a new life in another stellar system.

3803 – A new planet is populated by little. Fewer contacts between people. Climate new planet affects the organisms of people – they mutate.

3805 – The war between humans for resources. More than half of people dying out.

3815 – The war is over.

3854 – The development of civilization virtually stops. People live flocks as beasts.

3871 – New prophet tells people about moral values, religion.

3874 – New prophet receives support from all segments of the population. Organized a new church.

3878 – along with the Church to re-train new people forgotten sciences.

4302 – New cities are growing in the world. New Church encourages the development of new technology and science.

4302 – The development of science. Scientists discovered in the overall impact of all diseases in organism behavior.

4304 – Found a way to win any disease.

4308 – Due to mutation people at last beginning to use their brains more than 34%. Completely lost the notion of evil and hatred.

4509 – Getting to Know God. The man has finally been reached such a level of development that can communicate with God.

4599 – People achieve immortality.

4674 – The development of civilization has reached its peak. The number of people living on different planets is about 340 billion. Assimilation begins with aliens.

5076 – A boundary universe. With it, no one knows.

5078 – The decision to leave the boundaries of the universe. While about 40 percent of the population is against it.

5079 – End of the World.

[Nick Invaders]

I predicted North Korean to be unified with South Korea in 2014: the unification of Korea where the US and SK move in to Liberate NK. <--- from a scifi story that I never finished writing.

Edit: Those predictions seem unlikely...

[Jstar1]

im in korea right now and if they want to start a war I'm staying to defend seoul. chances to kill chinese/north korean communists come only once in a lifetime

I salute you keyboard warrior!

ok, but I won't be able to leave the country without getting shot down by a north korean missile

[ApocalypticDeath]

Sooo! Muslims have to fight chemically mutated Europeans, then capture their lands establish a good economy and be instantly frozen to death by the Americans! That's some hardcore shit.

[aznronin]

im in korea right now and if they want to start a war I'm staying to defend seoul. chances to kill chinese/north korean communists come only once in a lifetime

I salute you keyboard warrior!

ok, but I won't be able to leave the country without getting shot down by a north korean missile

I know it may be exciting but that was kinda offensive... but the part about killing north korean communists i'm okay with....

[Leuneth]

2010 – World War III. War will begin in November 2010 and end in October 2014. Will begin as usual, then nuclear will be used initially, and then chemical weapons.

the world war will start in my birthdy =) im a one lucky man



LOLZ how can they predict this far !

2164 – Animals turn half-human.

omg !

Complete mixing of Asians and Europeans.

the best thing EVA

2299 – In France, guerrilla movement against Islam

wait wut ? guerrillas

and the best predictiton

2378 – A new fast-growing race.

they will be half aliens half humens

[Nick Invaders]

2100 – Artificial sun illuminates the dark side of the Earth.

I don't see why we would need an artificial sun to illuminate Earth's dark side unless we have figured out how to not need sleep.


Proof that 5079 isn't the end of the world: Warhammer 40,000.

[Ashikiheyun]

You do know this happens every few months? Nothing to worry about, carry on with your daily lives.

And lolwut at the crazy predictions.

[Fiction]

Naah, i just know history very well, what they did to Vietnam and then to Iraq.
IMO those were another massacre not war.

You know your history? Sounds to me like you've just been drinking Michael Moore's Kool-Aid.

Next you're gonna tell the people in North Korea their life is good? You're probably one of those people that think Cuba is an amazing country... East Germany was great? /feeds troll

[Ownage]

why is that?

i dunno either, but i surely would like to know what happens in November
enlighten me!

Baba Vanga’s predictions: 2010 - 5079

Vanga claimed that her extraordinary abilities had something to do with the presence of invisible creatures, but she couldn’t clearly explain their origin. She said that those creatures gave her information about people, which she could not transmit to them, because distance and time didn’t matter. According to Vanga, the life of everyone standing in front of her, was like a film to her, from birth till death. But changing “what was written on the generation” was beyond her power.

She is said to have foretold the break-up of the Soviet Union, the Chernobyl disaster, Boris Yeltsin’s electoral victory, the date of Stalin’s death, the sinking of the Russian submarine Kursk, the September 11 attacks and Topalov’s victory in the world chess tournament.

Vanga attempted prophesies of newborn or unborn children. She said that she was “seeing” and “talking” to people, who had died hundreds of years ago. Vanga talked about the future, although she did not like to. In her words, in 200 years man will make contact with brothers in mind from other worlds. She said that many aliens have been living on the earth for years. They came from the planet, which in their language is called Vamfim, and is the third planet from the Earth.

Followers of Vanga believe that she knew the precise date of her own death, and shortly before that she had said that a 10-year-old blind girl living in France was to inherit her gift, and that people would soon hear about her.

According to the Russian website Pravda.ru, Vanga has predicted that a World War III will start in 2010.

——-

Spoiler!

2010 – World War III. War will begin in November 2010 and end in October 2014. Will begin as usual, then nuclear will be used initially, and then chemical weapons.

2011 – As a result of the fallout of nuclear fallout in the northern hemisphere will not be any animals or vegetation. Then Muslims will wage war against chemical surviving Europeans.

2014 – Most people will suffer skin cancer and other skin diseases (a consequence of chemical warfare).

2016 – Europe almost lonely (empty).

2018 – New China becomes a world power. Developing countries in turn operated from exploiters.

2023 – A little bit of change in the Earth’s orbit.

2025 – Europe still little settled.

2028 – Creating a new energy source (probably a controlled thermonuclear reaction). Hunger is gradually being overcome. Launched a manned spacecraft to Venus.

2033 – The polar ice are melting. Greater levels of the oceans.

2043 – The world economy is thriving. In Europe, Muslims rule.

2046 – any bodies (organs) can be manufactured (cloning?). Replacing the bodies is becoming one of the best methods of treatment.

2066 – During the attack on the Muslim Rome, the United States used a new kind of weapon – the climate. The sharp cooling (instant freezing).

2076 – Classless Society (communism).

2084 – The restoration of nature.

2088 – A new disease – aging for a few seconds!

2097 – The rapid aging defeated.

2100 – Artificial sun illuminates the dark side of the Earth.

2111 – People become living robots.

2123 – The war between small nations. Big nations do not intervene.

2125 – Hungary will receive signals from space.

2130 – Colony under water (with the help of sympathetic councils).

2164 – Animals turn half-human.

2167 – A new religion.

2170 – Major drought.

2183 – A colony on Mars becomes a nuclear power, and demands independence from the Earth (like when – the United States from England).

2187 – Will stop 2 large eruption of volcanoes.

2195 – Sea Colony fully developed, abundant energy and food.

2196 – Complete mixing of Asians and Europeans.

2201 – At the Sun slowing thermonuclear processes. Temperature drops.

2221 – In the search for extraterrestrial life, humanity comes into contact with what – something terrible.

2256 – Spacecraft forgotten to Earth terrible new disease.

2262 – Planets gradually changing planetary orbit. Mars is threatened by comets.

2271 – Restart physical constants are changed. (Laws of physics changed?)

2273 – Mixing yellow, white and black races. New race.

2279 – Power from nothing (probably from a vacuum or a black hole).

2288 – Travel back in time (Time Travel invented?). New contacts with aliens.

2291 – The sun cools. Attempts were being made to light it again.

2296 – Powerful eruption on the Sun. Changing the force of gravity. Beginning to fall old space stations and satellites.

2299 – In France, guerrilla movement against Islam.

2302 – New important laws and secrets of the universe revealed.

2304 – Secrets of the Moon revealed.

2341 – Something terrible is approaching Earth from space.

2354 – An accident in one of the artificial Sun leads to drought.

2371 – The great famine.

2378 – A new fast-growing race.

2480 – 2 artificial Suns collide. Land in the twilight.

3005 -The war on Mars. Violated the trajectory of the planet.

3010 – Comet hits Moon. Around the Earth – ring/zone of the stones and dust.

3797 – By this time on Earth killed all life, but mankind will be able to lay the foundations for a new life in another stellar system.

3803 – A new planet is populated by little. Fewer contacts between people. Climate new planet affects the organisms of people – they mutate.

3805 – The war between humans for resources. More than half of people dying out.

3815 – The war is over.

3854 – The development of civilization virtually stops. People live flocks as beasts.

3871 – New prophet tells people about moral values, religion.

3874 – New prophet receives support from all segments of the population. Organized a new church.

3878 – along with the Church to re-train new people forgotten sciences.

4302 – New cities are growing in the world. New Church encourages the development of new technology and science.

4302 – The development of science. Scientists discovered in the overall impact of all diseases in organism behavior.

4304 – Found a way to win any disease.

4308 – Due to mutation people at last beginning to use their brains more than 34%. Completely lost the notion of evil and hatred.

4509 – Getting to Know God. The man has finally been reached such a level of development that can communicate with God.

4599 – People achieve immortality.

4674 – The development of civilization has reached its peak. The number of people living on different planets is about 340 billion. Assimilation begins with aliens.

5076 – A boundary universe. With it, no one knows.

5078 – The decision to leave the boundaries of the universe. While about 40 percent of the population is against it.

5079 – End of the World.

ROFL funniest predictions ever. I loved the part where we use more then 34% of our brain, I guess the order is wrong since he already use more then 34%.

[Jstar1]

I know it may be exciting but that was kinda offensive... but the part about killing north korean communists i'm okay with....

how? china directly supports a communist dictatorship and directly supports crime against humanity. I guarentee you if war breaks out on the peninsula, mr. jintao is going to send PRC soldiers down into north korea like ants. And then china and america are going to start a world war on top of us..which wouldn't have to happen if china keeps its dirty fingers off of the peninsula. If it wasn't for them we could have been unified by now (COUGH korean war COUGH) and all those people would have been living just like you and not half-dead on the sidewalk. Do you even know whats on the other side of the fence? North korea is hell on earth, its even worse than nazi germany. Hitler massacred jews, but he didn't starve an entire country to half-death and terrorize the world with nukes.

[Nick Invaders]

^ China isn't exactly thrilled with NK's performance lately.

[Fiction]

I know it may be exciting but that was kinda offensive... but the part about killing north korean communists i'm okay with....

how? china directly supports a communist dictatorship and directly supports crime against humanity. I guarentee you if war breaks out on the peninsula, mr. jintao is going to send PRC soldiers down into north korea like ants. And then china and america are going to start a world war on top of us..which wouldn't have to happen if china keeps its dirty fingers off of the peninsula. If it wasn't for them we could have been unified by now (COUGH korean war COUGH) and all those people would have been living just like you and not half-dead on the sidewalk. Do you even know whats on the other side of the fence? North korea is hell on earth, its even worse than nazi germany. Hitler massacred jews, but he didn't starve an entire country to half-death and terrorize the world with nukes.

Almost reminds me of Mao... Who I'm sure some of these people(asusi) would support.

[TheDrop]

Naah, i just know history very well, what they did to Vietnam and then to Iraq.
IMO those were another massacre not war.

and...

[XemnasXD]

i dunno this thread is full of facepalm moments...its mostly perspective as it always is when it comes to wars...or just stupidity in the case of some members, which is normal for them in threads like this...




either way drills started...






brace for epic...

[TOloseGT]

hu jintao wouldn't let china get into a war, especially one started (restarted?) by NK.

U.S. and allies are too valuable to the chinese economy.

[mick3201]

lol some of these predictions are pretty farked up

[LaloHao]

lol some of these predictions are pretty farked up

so is life

[McLovin1t]

lol, North Korea

[Ownage]

lol some of these predictions are pretty farked up

Yea, I thought the Mayan prediction was stupid but these were just I felt like killing myself just reading them.

Its also funny how all these people say that the prediction predicted 9/11 etc. after it happened.

[William-CL]

North Korea = Crater if they even manage to get a nuke launched.. Because ours are bigger. And plus, South Korea has been working on Nuclear interception missiles for sometime now.

[*BlackFox]

lol some of these predictions are pretty farked up

This is extremely farked up and damn... What the hell is wrong with people?

[asusi]

Naah, i just know history very well, what they did to Vietnam and then to Iraq.
IMO those were another massacre not war.

You know your history? Sounds to me like you've just been drinking Michael Moore's Kool-Aid.

Next you're gonna tell the people in North Korea their life is good? You're probably one of those people that think Cuba is an amazing country... East Germany was great? /feeds troll

troll mode ON!
Yo cowboy, u mad??

[VforVendetta]

North Korea throwing their toys out the pram again in the hopes of getting some attention. Whats new?

[LillDev!l]

There;s an english source.
I saw it on a dutch news source myself ^^

Those predictions are almost funny btw ;P
Sounds like they were made by a 7 year old with a big imagination who watched a science fiction movie ^^

[aznronin]

I know it may be exciting but that was kinda offensive... but the part about killing north korean communists i'm okay with....

how? china directly supports a communist dictatorship and directly supports crime against humanity. I guarentee you if war breaks out on the peninsula, mr. jintao is going to send PRC soldiers down into north korea like ants. And then china and america are going to start a world war on top of us..which wouldn't have to happen if china keeps its dirty fingers off of the peninsula. If it wasn't for them we could have been unified by now (COUGH korean war COUGH) and all those people would have been living just like you and not half-dead on the sidewalk. Do you even know whats on the other side of the fence? North korea is hell on earth, its even worse than nazi germany. Hitler massacred jews, but he didn't starve an entire country to half-death and terrorize the world with nukes.

I know but it's just that it would be better to phrase it in a way that is slightly less offensive because I'm Chinese, but I am also against North Korea. There are some decent Chinese people that aren't communists.

2111 - People becoming living robots. <---- wtf?!

[xzaz]

There;s an english source.
I saw it on a dutch news source myself ^^

Those predictions are almost funny btw ;P
Sounds like they were made by a 7 year old with a big imagination who watched a science fiction movie ^^

Their you go, FOX News, does no one in the USA thinks for himself?