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I Farking hate flies.

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So I was sitting on the couch drinking my delicous coke and watching Me, Myself & Irene when I felt something in my mouth, I was like "wtf" is that and spitted it out in my hand. It was a dead fly.

Seriously, the most disgusting thing ever happened. This even beats when I felt and got dogshit on my hands when I was drunk once.


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Throwed the coke out and took a new glass and I am drinking the rest of my coke carefully now.
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Tell me about it, have you ever breathed in Mosquito? That shit is Farking annoying, especially when you breath them up your nose.
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Key-J wrote:Tell me about it, have you ever breathed in Mosquito? That shit is Farking annoying, especially when you breath them up your nose.

Haha, happens quite often around here since behind my house there is a forest that is constantly moisture so we got quite alot of them around us, and yeah I hate those bloodsucking pricks to. :P

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mosquito repellent?

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Well unfortunately we got to live with em, or we all die!!!

But yah, i remember once when i just got home from campus, i opened one of those Chunky Chicken soup in a can things...

Put it in the pot to start boiling, and i guess whilst i looked away some bug (not a roach, but smaller than a beetle) thing crawled in.

Lucky when i went to check on it i saw some weird black thing floating at the top..
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Me myself and Irene **** yeah, one of Jim Carreys best.

I want to watch that shit again
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lol we have a big garden and cus right now it's summer in the UK we have our windows open constantly and yeah flies as always seem 2 get in.

Though we have a cat and she seems 2 attack them lol..quite funny to watch :P
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HejsaN wrote: It was a dead fly.

Seriously, the most disgusting thing ever happened. This even beats when I felt and got dogshit on my hands when I was drunk once.
You know it's an excellent source of protein.. lulz
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Last night I was going for a run after work and as I was near the end of the track, a bu flew straight into my mouth. It goddam sucked ><

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Key-J wrote:Tell me about it, have you ever breathed in Mosquito? That shit is Farking annoying, especially when you breath them up your nose.


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I was playing football with my brother and I was in the goal and then he shot it low so I dived for it and as soon as I hit the grass, I got stung by mosquitos. :soosad:

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Seji wrote:I got stung by mosquitos. :soosad:
Man, that's harsh!
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MarshMallow wrote:
Seji wrote:I got stung by mosquitos. :soosad:
Man, that's harsh!


Yeah, dude, back of my neck. :soosad:

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Buy an Electric blanket what causes an static shock 8)

when you wake up you will be surrounded by dead flies :D
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Last week i woke up with a dead fly in my mouth (or maybe it was a mosquito, idk) <,<
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UnbeatableDevil wrote:Last week i woke up with a dead fly in my mouth (or maybe it was a mosquito, idk) <,<

i don't even wanna know what you did with that poor fly :x
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asusi wrote:
UnbeatableDevil wrote:Last week i woke up with a dead fly in my mouth (or maybe it was a mosquito, idk) <,<

i don't even wanna know what you did with that poor fly :x
He took a bite (out) of the Fly-mosquito :(
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UnbeatableDevil wrote:Last week i woke up with a dead fly in my mouth (or maybe it was a mosquito, idk) <,<


He had a little party in your mouth :P
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Lol, ewww. At least you didn't bite it. Yuck!
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I was sleeping and felt someone tickle my hand thought it was my gf when I opened my eyes it was a big fat grotesque looking cockroach molesting my hand..
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Ichimaru420 wrote:
UnbeatableDevil wrote:Last week i woke up with a dead fly in my mouth (or maybe it was a mosquito, idk) <,<


He had a little party in your mouth :P

I'm having a party in my mouth, I hope you come.
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About 4 weeks ago, I saw a cockroach crawling on my toothbrush. Gross.
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bout 17 years ago wait what?
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Moth nose dived into my coke while I was playing on Xbox the other week.

I knew it was there and I put the glass to one side as I was too lazy to get another and drank the coke outta the bottle instead...

Concentrating on the game. Drank from the glass.

Moral of the story;

Don't be lazy... Oh, and Moth tastes weird.
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I took a drink of my soda and felt soemthing crunchy and kinda fruity. It was a spider ... And the weird thing it, it didn't taste disgusting lol. Kinda sweet actually.
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this morning when I was being lazy and not wanting to get out of bed, this damn fly just kept charging for me.

srsly most annoying wake-up call evar.
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ok.... this is my everyday sleep story....
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wtf... *sleeps*
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Yes, bugs, I hate them.

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flies aren't so bad mosquitoes are annoying as **** though.
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In your sleep, you eat an average of 4 spiders a year. Disguisting? :roll:
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