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I was chilling at one of my friends' house and we had a goddamn brilliant idea... the 'Beer Buckle'. It's a belt where the end of the belt is a bottle opener. Mind. Blown etc
So we were seriously thinking we got a stroke of genius, but we had no internet to check if we were the firsts to think of something this amazing. Now I come home and I see some other dude already beat us to the punch.

Goddammit, it seemed such a cool idea :(
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I'll open you with a normal belt buckle, foo :x
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They have sandals that can open beer bottles. Co-Worker had one.
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Pally wrote:They have sandals that can open beer bottles. Co-Worker had one.


I have a pair. But they're gimmicky. Wouldn't use them except for being near the pool.
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my dick has a bottle opener.
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Too bad bottle openers need a lever to really work....


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I had an idea for a coconut opener once I even started a survey here to see what people thought about opening coconuts for my college final =D.
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Real men open beer bottles with their teeth.

Also, real men have dental plans.
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Real men don't have teeth

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What about a beer holster?
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Ror wrote:mmmmmm real men use their hands to open bear

OT: you can use a normal belt buckle to open 1 -_-


bear...
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2.All idiots, after reading truth 1, will try it.
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4.You're smiling now because you're an idiot.
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Ror wrote:
Bananaman wrote:
Ror wrote:mmmmmm real men use their hands to open bear

OT: you can use a normal belt buckle to open 1 -_-


bear...



Rly?....RLY??? u had to go grammar nazi :slap:

I'll be a rebel and not fix that 8)

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Dude. . .you spelled BEER as BEAR. . . come on. . .
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Ror wrote:
Bananaman wrote:
Ror wrote:mmmmmm real men use their hands to open bear

OT: you can use a normal belt buckle to open 1 -_-


bear...



Rly?....RLY??? u had to go grammar nazi :slap:

I'll be a rebel and not fix that 8)


Grammar =/= spelling.

Also, can't you use car keys to open beer bottles?
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Real men do not drink beer they drink bear.

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thats how i do it xD
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Real men can't open there own beer bottles with their bear hands... but they can come home drunk and beat their wives with them?
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lol @ the vid.
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I open my beer with a fire lighter.
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Zyphir wrote:I open my beer with a fire lighter.

Real men drink fire with their beer.
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I just open beer and coca bottles with everything that I can find lol
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its ok, heres an idea for you. beer broach. its a million dollar idea run with it.
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Buddhist wrote:Real men do not drink beer they drink bear.


Beat me to it :P Beer is the mildest alcoholic drink?

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iGod wrote:
Buddhist wrote:Real men do not drink beer they drink bear.


Beat me to it :P Beer is the mildest alcoholic drink?


american beer is
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Beer from Belgium is still the best around
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BloodyBlade wrote:Beer from Belgium is still the best around

Nuu, the summer season beer here in sweden is the best around, they go down like water.

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HejsaN wrote:
BloodyBlade wrote:Beer from Belgium is still the best around

Nuu, the summer season beer here in sweden is the best around, they go down like water.
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Scandinavia... alcohol... ehehehehehehe

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HejsaN wrote:
BloodyBlade wrote:Beer from Belgium is still the best around

Nuu, the summer season beer here in sweden is the best around, they go down like water.

Try Leffe or Stella
Or Duvel if you like to have more alcohol
Or any random choice.

Not a big fan of the beers coming from the Netherlands , Heineken is awfull, I like Bavaria though
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Ror wrote:mmmmmm real men use their hands to open bear.

OT: you can use a normal belt buckle to open 1 -_-


Wait... what? :?
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