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If you were stuck in your worst nightmare?

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If you were stuck in your worst nightmare what would you do?

etc.
Staying in the elevator for hours, facing with your worst enemy,
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Fap.

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HejsaN wrote:Fap.
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wake up and fap, then go to sleep again.
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My nightmare is a world full of penis zombies, zombies that rip your dick off and they secrete a goo that keeps you alive for hours so you feel the pain,and when you pee,fuuuuuuuuu
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Did anyone else read the title thinking this was another NS topic?

Fap. :sohappy:
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^ To be honest I havent seen any threads from him lately, I am worried that we may have made him uncomfortable making more threads. :soosad:


ON TOPIC: I would enjoy it very much, I hope it'd be like Silent Hill.
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My nightmare is worldy humiliation.



Living it daily... >,,<
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I sometimes find myself stuck in some of my worse nightmares.. oh and guess what, I never wake up!
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Flap my hands and fly away?

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Psychedeelic wrote:I sometimes find myself stuck in some of my worse nightmares.. oh and guess what, I never wake up!


So basically your life is a nightmare?

Anyone have any good "I pooped my pants in public" stories? =P Those are nightmares and funny <3
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iGod wrote:Flap my hands and fly away?

:dope: sounds like a plan, i will do that next time i get in an nasty situation :D
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Damnit, If THIS thread doesn't get locked!

That's my worst nightmare!
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Im living in a dream, haven't woken up since April 2009, my worst nightmare is that I wake up :(
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Stabbing every person you see tends to be the best solution.
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I'm moving to sweden.
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Turn myself into a super sayan and fly away, uh yeah 8)

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if i were stuck in my worst nightmare, i'd realize that i am dreaming and i would dream up megan fox and emma watson

mmmmmmm
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Well my greatest fear is that my perceptions of reality are falsified; that everything I perceive to be "correct" about the world is incorrect and I'm drifting between a falsified reality and the actual reality that everyone else perceives. So what would I do if I realised this was the case? I'd kill myself. Well, I'd try to anyway. What scares me most is I'd "think" I was killing myself, when in reality I might not be. I could snap back to reality at any second and realise I'm actually killing another being. Think of the move The Uninvited, it really does sum up how terrible life would be in that sort of situation.

The thought scares the living shit out of me ):

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no nightmares
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iGod wrote:Flap my hands and fly away?

lmao "weeeeeeeee"
Seriously that would suck..I sometimes wonder what it would be like to be drunk 24/7 lol that would be fked up.
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For some reason, I'm supplied a gun in most of my nightmares... so yeah shoot my way out.
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guys can i be the new NS if he left?

i saw ghost's yesterday and we talked and giggled was fun. and we kept tickling each other
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MrTwilliger wrote:I could snap back to reality at any second and realise I'm actually killing another being. Think of the move The Uninvited, it really does sum up how terrible life would be in that sort of situation.

The thought scares the living shit out of me ):
I would agree with you there. . It would be horrible!
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Ichimaru420 wrote:
iGod wrote:Flap my hands and fly away?

lmao "weeeeeeeee"
Seriously that would suck..I sometimes wonder what it would be like to be drunk 24/7 lol that would be fked up.


then I'd go like "weeeeeee".

Because when I'm drunk, my body feels like I'm in a rollercoaster. Pretty funny.
*Although I also feel like that when I'm sitting in the bus sober with my eyes closed an an empty stomach in the morning, feels so good*

I like that feeling. I also tend to stare at light objects and random people a lot when drunk..
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Doron wrote:
Ichimaru420 wrote:
iGod wrote:Flap my hands and fly away?

lmao "weeeeeeeee"
Seriously that would suck..I sometimes wonder what it would be like to be drunk 24/7 lol that would be fked up.


then I'd go like "weeeeeee".

Because when I'm drunk, my body feels like I'm in a rollercoaster. Pretty funny.
*Although I also feel like that when I'm sitting in the bus sober with my eyes closed an an empty stomach in the morning, feels so good*

I like that feeling. I also tend to stare at light objects and random people a lot when drunk..


I'm a happy drunk, I tend to find anything funny also a little bit more sociable and then I fall asleep anywhere.
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Ichimaru420 wrote:
I'm a happy drunk, I tend to find anything funny also a little bit more sociable and then I fall asleep anywhere.


try this.

Go lie on the ground outside when it's hot out but raining.

Try to have a nice smoke with your eyes closed then when people keep asking if you're alright.

Or try sleeping on a mini freezer in a draft wearing wet jeans and t-shirt.
While Family Guy is on :P

it's hard.
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TOloseGT wrote:if i were stuck in my worst nightmare, i'd realize that i am dreaming and i would dream up megan fox and emma watson

mmmmmmm


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Doron wrote:
Ichimaru420 wrote:I'm a happy drunk, I tend to find anything funny also a little bit more sociable and then I fall asleep anywhere.


try this.

Go lie on the ground outside when it's hot out but raining.

Try to have a nice smoke with your eyes closed then when people keep asking if you're alright.

Or try sleeping on a mini freezer in a draft wearing wet jeans and t-shirt.
While Family Guy is on :P

it's hard.


I could possibly attempt the 2nd one but I doubt I could do the 1st :P


Thee_UniQue wrote:
TOloseGT wrote:if i were stuck in my worst nightmare, i'd realize that i am dreaming and i would dream up megan fox and emma watson

mmmmmmm


me likes :sohappy:


mmmmm emma watson :sohappy:
Not to keen on Megan Fox though :(
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Ichimaru420 wrote:
Doron wrote:
Ichimaru420 wrote:I'm a happy drunk, I tend to find anything funny also a little bit more sociable and then I fall asleep anywhere.


try this.

Go lie on the ground outside when it's hot out but raining.

Try to have a nice smoke with your eyes closed then when people keep asking if you're alright.

Or try sleeping on a mini freezer in a draft wearing wet jeans and t-shirt.
While Family Guy is on :P

it's hard.


I could possibly attempt the 2nd one but I doubt I could do the 1st :P


You're not a smoker or??

Ichimaru420 wrote:
Thee_UniQue wrote:
TOloseGT wrote:if i were stuck in my worst nightmare, i'd realize that i am dreaming and i would dream up megan fox and emma watson

mmmmmmm


me likes :sohappy:


mmmmm emma watson :sohappy:
Not to keen on Megan Fox though :(


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