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Anyone also so annoyed by all those little flying monsters around you? I'm getting all crazy of them. Once I've killed them all, 5 minutes later another one will just pop out of nowhere :banghead:

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Went had go do some field work couple weeks ago and stayed for a whole week. The mosquitos . are so bad we had to get some foggers down there. The damn things were immune to the Deet, and this stuff was at least 30% Deet. T_T I almost thought I had posion ivy cuz I had so many bites
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I hate the buzzing noise they make next to your ear, Its gets so annoying that I just want to stab everyone in the chest and FUMIGATE THE LIVING FU*K OUT OF ALL THE GOD DAMN MOSQUiTOS, DISEASE CARRYING SONS OF BITCHES
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Squirt wrote:I hate the buzzing noise they make next to your ear, Its gets so annoying that I just want to stab everyone in the chest and FUMIGATE THE LIVING FU*K OUT OF ALL THE GOD DAMN MOSQUiTOS, DISEASE CARRYING SONS OF BITCHES

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Yea especially mosquitoes they are Farking hard to see, I want to **** torture them to death !!!! Flies are pretty annoying too, especially when they sit on you and right when your about to smack them with a paper they fly away and come back and repeat it all!
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At my job I'm outside a lot in the heat, 100 degree+ heat, and for some reason it seems like flies are attracted to sweat. It sucks trying to carry something heavy and having to swat like 6 flies away.
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on the fourth of july we were sitting in a field watching fireworks and suddenly the entire field was swarming with june bugs (a harmless beetle that dies off after jnne.) i was hilarious to watch b people freaking out as they landed in their hair and grazed their ears.
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Any bug that crawls up your legs and then sucks your blood
are the most.. pointless, annoying creature ever.
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DEET patches or bug repellent sticks and you have a few dozen yards of breathing space.



*BlackFox wrote:Any bug that crawls up your legs and then sucks your blood
are the most.. pointless, annoying creature ever.


living parasitically doesn't make them pointless, just annoying.
the only pointless(or rather unsolved) thing till this day is the fact that many insects are attracted by light sources, especially artificial sources.
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CeLL wrote:on the fourth of july we were sitting in a field watching fireworks and suddenly the entire field was swarming with june bugs (a harmless beetle that dies off after jnne.) i was hilarious to watch b people freaking out as they landed in their hair and grazed their ears.


oh man, my GF hates junebugs with a passion. She thinks they can drink blood or something.
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Pan_Raider(`_´) wrote:DEET patches or bug repellent sticks and you have a few dozen yards of breathing space.



*BlackFox wrote:Any bug that crawls up your legs and then sucks your blood
are the most.. pointless, annoying creature ever.


living parasitically doesn't make them pointless, just annoying.
the only pointless(or rather unsolved) thing till this day is the fact that many insects are attracted by light sources, especially artificial sources.

i think its the frequency they produce. they are also attracted to carbon dioxide, so dont exale.
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it would be cool if they didn't need to poison me. I can miss a drop or two, but the fucking poison... :banghead:

(yeah I know it's not an actual 'poison', it just annoys me anyway)
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i got so angry once i kept screaming and cursing xD...spend 2 hours killing those bitches :x.. got raid! and a book! :rant:


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Squirt wrote:I hate the buzzing noise they make next to your ear, Its gets so annoying that I just want to stab everyone in the chest and FUMIGATE THE LIVING FU*K OUT OF ALL THE GOD DAMN MOSQUiTOS, DISEASE CARRYING SONS OF BITCHES

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Pan_Raider(`_´) wrote:living parasitically doesn't make them pointless, just annoying.
Well, blood sucking parasites "ticks" They are useless, pointless and they are not part of any cycle.
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for some reason I don't have them a lot.. then again, I haz net in front of window so I can keep it open all day long.

Though I hate them so fiercely when I'm trying to take a dump in peace and I can't focus on chilling because I'm being attacked by bugs...
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I Farking hate bugs.

But you need to be a man and close your window.
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When I go camping in the boundary waters of Minnesota they are so bad we have to bring mesh rooms to setup our outdoor kitchens in and to eat dinner. There is an hour or two during sunset where you can literally hear a loud continuous buzzing from all the mosquitoes, sounds like thousands of bees.
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I went on Holiday a few years back and I went camping with some of my cousins.
We went into this random fores but something was not right..anyway I glanced round cus I felt something trickling down my arm and then I saw the fricking mosquito it's abdomen was about the size of a quater and full of my blood. :(
Must have been a female mosquito.
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Goddamn females sucking you dry :x
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Would suck if a mosquito bit your dick -.-
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Squirt wrote:Would suck if a mosquito bit your dick -.-

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my internet is being more annoying than mosquitos right now, and thats very annoying, esp. in fl.
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i don't really mind them, that and they seem to go after my father and step brother rather then me.
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cpinney wrote:i don't really mind them, that and they seem to go after my father and step brother rather then me.


i can vouch for discriminatory actions within the mosquito family. they love my blood like sex and chocolate and i'm oftentimes the target when my friends are around.
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woutR wrote:Goddamn females sucking you dry :x

haha :P

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cpinney wrote:i don't really mind them, that and they seem to go after my father and step brother rather then me.


i can vouch for discriminatory actions within the mosquito family. they love my blood like sex and chocolate and i'm oftentimes the target when my friends are around.


Yeah same, when I went 2 bed we put up the insect net and I could see the little guys trying their hardest to get through it. :soosad:
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Sucks not to have such a bug net :D
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Ror wrote:1. Pull down pants
2. Pee urself, make sure to rub that liquid all over u.
3. A little poppin' wont hurt.
4. Profit
5. ????


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