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Well my brother had a big party this weekend while my parents were out of town and they were suppose to come home tomorrow but the weather was shitty so they came home today instead and found the big ass mess of beer bottles and shit everywhere lol and I'm gonna watch the battle of brother vs parents when he gets home from work.


So does anyone else have any stories I wanna hear some lol :)
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One time we found two parents making out in a closet.
It was very creepy.
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I had a party that consisted of 2 merchants lvl 69 and 74 and 3 hunters lvl 90++, going from Constant to Hotan. We encountered several player thieves trying to kill me(the merchant).

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aznronin wrote:I had a party that consisted of 2 merchants lvl 69 and 74 and 3 hunters lvl 90++, going from Constant to Hotan. We encountered several player thieves trying to kill me(the merchant).

:yay: I love you
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Squirt wrote:
aznronin wrote:I had a party that consisted of 2 merchants lvl 69 and 74 and 3 hunters lvl 90++, going from Constant to Hotan. We encountered several player thieves trying to kill me(the merchant).

:yay: I love you

LOL it counts :D
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i woke up in canada in a bathtub wearing a pirate outfit.
i live in missouri.

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aznronin wrote:I had a party that consisted of 2 merchants lvl 69 and 74 and 3 hunters lvl 90++, going from Constant to Hotan. We encountered several player thieves trying to kill me(the merchant).


Get out of OTL with your shit.
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aznronin wrote:I had a party that consisted of 2 merchants lvl 69 and 74 and 3 hunters lvl 90++, going from Constant to Hotan. We encountered several player thieves trying to kill me(the merchant).


lol'd, hard ....
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aznronin wrote:I had a party that consisted of 2 merchants lvl 69 and 74 and 3 hunters lvl 90++, going from Constant to Hotan. We encountered several player thieves trying to kill me(the merchant).

Hahahahaha oh god
If only I could give karma here. You made my day! :yay: :yay:
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Seji wrote:i woke up in canada in a bathtub wearing a pirate outfit.
i live in missouri.



thats impressive.
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When he gets home record it cricket.
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aznronin wrote:I had a party that consisted of 2 merchants lvl 69 and 74 and 3 hunters lvl 90++, going from Constant to Hotan. We encountered several player thieves trying to kill me(the merchant).

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lolwtf people. i wish we could have our forum

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last night.. had a bit too much.. it started storming like hell.. party was cancelled then and there because it was outside.. and while hiding from the rain and thunder I think I shouted a thousand times: I HAVEN'T HAD ANY SINCE APRIL! DDN'T YOU SAY THERE WAS A GAY GUY IN HERE THAT FANCIES ME? I'M WASTED, HE COULD TOTALLY DO ME RIGHT NOW! I GOTTA PEE BUT THESE JEANS COST ME €60 EUROS!
According to pictures I then threw up, went to lie on the ground in the rain while smoking a cigarette and then half passed out..

I think those people do that monthly, I'm going again next month :soohappy:
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we found our friend with a bottle in his arse we never had a party though...
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DinoNuggets wrote:we found our friend with a bottle in his arse we never had a party though...
WTF?
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MarshMallow wrote:
DinoNuggets wrote:we found our friend with a bottle in his arse we never had a party though...
WTF?

exactly thats what i said..
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DinoNuggets wrote:
MarshMallow wrote:
DinoNuggets wrote:we found our friend with a bottle in his arse we never had a party though...
WTF?

exactly thats what i said..
What did he said about that?
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DinoNuggets wrote:we found our friend with a bottle in his arse we never had a party though...


Fake.
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Why are you so negative lately curve?:(
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BloodyBlade wrote:Why are you so negative lately curve?:(


lack of moi <3
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BloodyBlade wrote:Why are you so negative lately curve?:(

E-Period...
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Doron wrote:
BloodyBlade wrote:Why are you so negative lately curve?:(


lack of moi <3


This. He brings out the best in me.
Nah, in reality...dumb stuff is dumb. No need to sugar coat it, I'll just say it's dumb.
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i just wanted to ask you a question, every time i go to a party i see ppl wasted acting like animals(with no brains), how could some person accept this Humiliation to him self? honestly thats f***ed up
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ZaKnighT wrote:i just wanted to ask you a question, every time i go to a party i see ppl wasted acting like animals(with no brains), how could some person accept this Humiliation to him self? honestly thats f***ed up

They think its awesome to be wasted off your face lols.
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it just doesn't make sense, make your self a joke to others, hurting your self, vomiting, headache later at the morning and you wake up don't remember any shit. maybe i'm just thinking this way cuz i knew ppl who died after a party drunk driving and killed another family ..
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ZaKnighT wrote:it just doesn't make sense, make your self a joke to others, hurting your self, vomiting, headache later at the morning and you wake up don't remember any shit. maybe i'm just thinking this way cuz i knew ppl who died after a party drunk driving and killed another family ..


There's a difference between responsible partying, and partying to the point where you're a completely trashed, dysfunctional person.

It's not like everyone who goes to a party gets wasted beyond a responsible level and does dumb stuff. Has a lot to do with the people you're around. Like the people I party with would never ever let anyone drive under any sort of inebriation.
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.curve wrote:
ZaKnighT wrote:it just doesn't make sense, make your self a joke to others, hurting your self, vomiting, headache later at the morning and you wake up don't remember any shit. maybe i'm just thinking this way cuz i knew ppl who died after a party drunk driving and killed another family ..


There's a difference between responsible partying, and partying to the point where you're a completely trashed, dysfunctional person.

It's not like everyone who goes to a party gets wasted beyond a responsible level and does dumb stuff. Has a lot to do with the people you're around. Like the people I party with would never ever let anyone drive under any sort of inebriation.

tell me one party didn't end up with a f***ed up story ?
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after getting rly drunk, my friend and IO started dry humping the fridge so it would give us more alcohol and then... I just woke up with a girl dumping a bucket of water on my face. So far best birthday ive had.
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