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What's the worst creatures thing that's attacked you?
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When i was 2 years old dog bite me in the face, good thing that i don't remember, still got scar though..
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This one time, then I died.
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I suppose it was when I got swarmed by bald-face hornets during a camping trip.
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Got bit in the neck by a doberman pinscher when i was 5
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Let her suck my pistol
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Nothing, even the bears around here run away from me... :soosad:

Well, mosquitos don't. But they count more as weather than creatures. Either it's windy, or it's mosquity in the summer.
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a dog bit me in the chest when I was.. 6?
then an other in my leg when I was 10.
And there was this fuckin horse once that wanted to "ride" me!
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Icealya wrote:fuckin horse once that wanted to "ride" me!


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Cat to the face. Nails and teeth included!
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Shadow wrote:
Icealya wrote:fuckin horse once that wanted to "ride" me!


:nowant:


exactly. :soosad:
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getting humped by 2 dogs
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VforVendetta wrote:This one time, then I died.
This sounds kind of creepy.. lulz
Are you a ghost?

Icealya wrote:And there was this fuckin horse once that wanted to "ride" me!
OMFG
Maybe that horse didn't see, you wasn't a horse.. xD
Well, the horse needs Glasses! that's for sure
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Fucking wasp :x Since then,I have a "HUGE" phobia of wasp. I don't if I'm doing something important that requires 100% concentration,if I see a wasp I GTFO.
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Bee attacked me on the neck when I was like two...

I'm really scared of bees and anything related to it now plus I always feel like my neck is 'exposed', it's weird I don't let anyone touch my neck

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I have a few;

I was out horse riding, with my mum, when I was about 15. And the horse I was riding bolted with me. I fell off in the road, but I was lucky, I only broke my finger and I had a few bruises.

On the same horse, different day. I was out riding in a field. When the horse bolted with me again, I managed to stay on this time. But bruised my arm, from hitting a tree along the way.

After I left college I worked in a zoo, I was trampled on by a water buffalo, and sprained my ankle.

At the same zoo, I was head butted by a Jersey bull :palm:

At work experience for college, I was bit by a rat. Finger bled a lot and blood everywhere.

I have a small scar, just below my throat, from a cat. He/she escaped from a cattery that I worked in.

I have several scars on my arm from rabbit scratches..

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The worst is probably my old pitbull pup tried to take a shit in my room (was making that stance)

I said "Oh, hell no!"

Grabbed his tail, covered his hole w/ it, trying to get downstairs (number of steps was like 20) and outside as fast as possible before I got any on my hand ....got outside, dropped him on the lawn and let him do his business

can say this: I spent many a hours scrubbing my hand after that >.<''
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*BlackFox wrote:
Icealya wrote:And there was this fuckin horse once that wanted to "ride" me!
OMFG
Maybe that horse didn't see, you wasn't a horse.. xD
Well, the horse needs Glasses! that's for sure


Are you implying that I look like a horse?
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Icealya wrote:
*BlackFox wrote:
Icealya wrote:And there was this fuckin horse once that wanted to "ride" me!
OMFG
Maybe that horse didn't see, you wasn't a horse.. xD
Well, the horse needs Glasses! that's for sure


Are you implying that I look like a horse?

Yes of course, and I can see where the horse could of got confused.

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OMG B no you didn't just go there.

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i have had worse than this BUT my most memorized one was, when i walking in front of my place and step on a nest of hornets, i felt some shit hit me then i realized, I outran them i think, i saw a thin cloud of bees behind me as I ran to my hose to spray them off of me, i had 20 bee stings that day,thank goodness im not allergic O_O
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I remember this one time, many, many years ago. I saw this insect.

Horrible.
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lol now insects are animals?

A dog bite me on the back when i was 5-ish.
A had a accident with a trampoline when a bumble-bee? tried to pinch me.
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Spider bit me 2 years ago, and now i can jump over buildings.
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Atkd by dog
Bit in face
Stiches in face
Scar on face

Think I was like 11 or so.
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DarkJackal wrote:Atkd by dog
Bit in face
Stiches in face
Scar on face

Think I was like 11 or so.

hows your face now lol
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Mirosuke wrote:lol now insects are animals?

A dog bite me on the back when i was 5-ish.
A had a accident with a trampoline when a bumble-bee? tried to pinch me.

no, but i think creatures are animals
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Mirosuke wrote:
DarkJackal wrote:Atkd by dog
Bit in face
Stiches in face
Scar on face

Think I was like 11 or so.

hows your face now lol

14 years ago, till kinda see it, just above the edge of my lip goin straight up a couple inches, mut almost got my eye ;x.
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Horse jizzed on my pop tart
I didn't eat the pop tart
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