Please keep Lord Jesus Christ in your prayers.

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He was hit by a car yesterday.

NORTHAMPTON, Mass. - The victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven't.

Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.

The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries and later released, according to the local paper,

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[BuDo]

If there was a true Christ and he came back today lots of people would be trying to kill his ass anyways.

[Azilius]

He was hit by a car yesterday.

NORTHAMPTON, Mass. - The victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven't.

Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.

The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries and later released, according to the local paper,

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>_>
I lol'd

[*BlackFox]

Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ

Oh dear.

[Squirt]

I should name myself general George Washington

[asusi]

Any pics?

[heroo]

haha, i also wanted to post this, but thought someone else will discover sooner or later.

but it's pretty funny haha

[CrimsonNuker]

i lol'd

[Lempi]

News these days . Jesus Christ...