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Well at least she fails at being a bigger whore than the record holder so she has that lol. She still sucks though.. (hahaaa...
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Buddhist wrote:I lol'd.

Next time I guess everyone wants to be in the first 75.


You would like to be anything else but #1? (look at her pic though, even being #1 is a questionable preference..)
I wouldn't be too thrilled of getting a blowjob by someone who just finished blowing some other dude. Say you're number 75, 74 dudes just went before you and stuck their penis in the same mouth you're about to enter. Not to mention the 74 loads that just were there as well. I don't know about you, but I personally would go flaccid on the idea alone. (Which will then also prolong the attempt.. oh god, the more I think about this the more crazy this entire undertaking becomes. Have to seriously respect this woman, but especially the current record holder.)
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woutR wrote:
Buddhist wrote:I lol'd.

Next time I guess everyone wants to be in the first 75.


You would like to be anything else but #1? (look at her pic though, even being #1 is a questionable preference..)
I wouldn't be too thrilled of getting a blowjob by someone who just finished blowing some other dude. Say you're number 75, 74 dudes just went before you and stuck their penis in the same mouth you're about to enter. Not to mention the 74 loads that just were there as well. I don't know about you, but I personally would go flaccid on the idea alone. (Which will then also prolong the attempt.. oh god, the more I think about this the more crazy this entire undertaking becomes. Have to seriously respect this woman, but especially the current record holder.)

In which word did I tell you that I really really want to be there? Please because I'm curious.

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And where did I say that you would like to be there? :sohappy:

I guess I misinterpreted what you said.
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"Sucks" to be her...



























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VforVendetta wrote:"Sucks" to be her...



























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ofy1993 wrote:poor #76.

When the police got there they told him to suck it up

















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I guess you could say that she had a very "hard" time.
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VforVendetta wrote:I guess you could say that she had a very "hard" time.

lol, nice one.
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Squirt wrote:
ofy1993 wrote:poor #76.

When the police got there they told him to suck it up

















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