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Boy, 3, 'met dead grandma in heaven'

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A three-year-old German boy who was brought back to life after his heart stopped for three hours claims he met his grandmother in heaven.

The boy, identified in media reports only as Paul, was playing on his own beside a lake at his grandfather's property in Brandenburg when he fell in, the Bild newspaper reports.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/103753 ... -in-heaven
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OMG THE END IS NEAR

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Damn 3 hour respawn times.
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VforVendetta wrote:Damn 3 hour respawn times.

He hacked the respawning :D
OT: I seriously don't believe that.
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Well lets hope it's true and we can all go to heaven :sohappy:
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woutR wrote:Well lets hope it's true and we can all go to heaven :sohappy:

:sohappy:

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woutR wrote:Well lets hope it's true and we can all go to heaven :sohappy:

or hell :sohappy:
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NuclearSilo wrote: the Bild newspaper reports.


You can't know that,but the "Bild" Newspaper in germany is by far the worst newspaper you can get your hands on.
Some time ago one of their headlines was "first goal shot with Penis".
Wouldn't believe everything they publish ;P

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NuclearSilo wrote:
woutR wrote:Well lets hope it's true and we can all go to heaven :sohappy:

or hell :sohappy:


or purgatory :sohappy:

OT: Cool story, bro

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3 year-old

Sounds legit, guys.
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Reise wrote:
3 year-old

Sounds legit, guys.

He already lies at that age, for sure he would go to heaven.

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I think he was waiting for his silk charge to get confirmed.
He must have gotten a reverse return scroll
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Great story!.. xD
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Reise wrote:
3 year-old

Sounds legit, guys.


lol
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Reise wrote:
3 year-old

Sounds legit, guys.


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Didn't even have to look who made the topic.
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What is wrong with you all ? if I am hoping for goodies from any religion it will be 13 virgins, damn straight.
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n'n-DMT is one hell of a drug.

Also: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/stor ... =110997741
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edit: nonsense wrote by myself.
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