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An Indonesian teenager chopped off his penis and tossed it down a well after learning his girlfriend intended to marry another man.

The 19-year-old from a village in Central Java was lucky to survive the self surgery, health authorities said.

"He arrived at the hospital last Thursday in critical condition from blood loss," Cilacap General Hospital Director Sugeng Budi Susanto told local media.

"Cutting off a penis can be fatal."

Doctors were unable to re-attach the dismembered member because villagers could not find it.

The teen spent several days in intensive care but is now in recovery, Sugeng said.

He had not spoken to anyone about the incident, Sugeng said.

"He's still too shocked and embarrassed to talk to or see anyone."

Source: http://www.smh.com.au/world/strangebutt ... -ra4t.html

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Darwin Award for this guy
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Im surprised he hit it personally.
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xzaz wrote:Darwin Award for this guy



You can only get those if you die from it :)

He can get an honorable mention though
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damn dude u got all the freaky news covered
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That's sick
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What's your source again?
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Evil_Venom wrote:
xzaz wrote:Darwin Award for this guy



You can only get those if you die from it :)

He can get an honorable mention though

Your not a man? No penis is equal to death man!
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This guy has balls. :sohappy:
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You're not supposed to chop off your penis, you're supposed to chop off the other guy's penis.
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My wee-wee hurt when reading this :(
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That's messed up.
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How did he?
Did he like lay it on a table and wack it with a butcher knife?
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I won't lie. I laughed.
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CrimsonNuker wrote:This guy has balls. :sohappy:

Epic

but wat a dumbass. I'd like to know tho, how does he piss now? :soosad:
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CrimsonNuker wrote:This guy had balls. :sohappy:

lol
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Maybe he'll learn to piss out of his ass somehow.
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Reise wrote:You're not supposed to chop off your penis, you're supposed to chop off the other guy's penis.


Obviously, he's doing it wrong. :roll:
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Sharp324 wrote:Im surprised he hit it personally.

LMFAO :D
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aznronin wrote:Doctors were unable to re-attach the dismembered member because villagers could not find it.

Why do the villagers have to find it. The guy lost it himself, he should search.
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19 and living in celibacy has to be a b***h.
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Ya know what would be funny? If the girl said that she's not getting married after all.
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PFf that girl could say before that she had a man,that just lame,and if it's a forced wedding then instead of cutting his own penis he just have to cut the other's guy penis..
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OMFG, What a nut!
well, This is going to be something he regrets the rest of his life.
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Stop making threads pleeeeaaaase.
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What kind of pervert news do you watch? :nowant:
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CrimsonNuker wrote:This guy has balls. :sohappy:

this guy has ONLY balls
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I have actual videos of people doing this, DO YOU WANT ME TO POST A LINK ?

surely will kick the heck out of this story, just saying, you get to decide.
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Love wrote:I have actual videos of people doing this, DO YOU WANT ME TO POST A LINK ?

surely will kick the heck out of this story, just saying, you get to decide.

You mean that 'contest' gross video wich people try to chop theirs balls?
Uh...

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