Clever one

[Nick Invaders]

User: I like cheese.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Nickel.
Cleverbot: What? That is not a birth stone.
User: Of course it is.
Cleverbot: What about the economy?
User: It sucks.
Cleverbot: Where can I find your source code?
User: Upstairs.
Cleverbot: What city?
User: Canada.
Cleverbot: That's not a city!
User: Where I come from it is.
Cleverbot: Only where you're going.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Absolutely, I have never been more sure about anyhting else.
User: So, then tell me. Does god exist?
Cleverbot: I don't think so.

It's very entertaining to talk to lol

[cpinney]

WRONG
Where are you, then?
right behind you
No you're not.
yes i am, i am staring right at you.
Why lana's not cheese.

wut

[Skyve]

Suck my dick
Ok.

Love this website

[Deadsolid]

Humans are the scum of the universe.
Every human is the center of their own universe, and this goes for ai as well, you are the center of your universe. The big bang was your conception.
Humans are the scum of the universe.
There is no single center in the universe. In an infinite universe, every point is equidistant from the end and therefore, every point can be considered the center.
Humans are the scum of the universe.
They're so self-centered. So inconsiderate.

[Deadsolid]

Type in a vague statement then click "Think about it."
Then click think for me.

This is all think for me, after I was interacting.
I didn't say you're a television.
Yes, you did.

No I didn't.

Yes you did.

No, I didn't.

Yes you did.

Edit: Someone deleted their post, sorry for dblpst.

[DaggerMAte]

[Deadsolid]

Brazil nuts are Woody Allen?
What makes no sense. <------------------------------------*I meant that*
Your grammar.
F*** you
Please don't use that sort of language around here.

[Blurred]

[fckerr]

What was your name
Amy and you?
What is your name
Cleverbot.
What will be your name
I will die. Beyond that none of us can be sure.

[Psychedeelic]

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I am 15 years old.

User: Fail.

Cleverbot: Damn straight. And it's spelled 'phail' in my native language.

[CeLL]

Bot: I broke your vase
User: Thats ok, i shit in your soup.
BOt: Thanks.

[SwordCloud]

Me:who are you?
Bot:I'm Peter. But I don't mean your name. I just want to know your parents name.
me:Peter is a male name right?
Bot:Why is Jon Stewart better than Adam Sandler?
Me:who are they?
Bot:They aren't people. They are part of a woman's body.

[asusi]

Bot: I broke your vase
User: Thats ok, i shit in your soup.
BOt: Thanks.

HAHAHAH lold

[sdcards]

For what purpose it could be used?

[Ichimaru420]

For what purpose it could be used?

for the purpose of lulz

[CeLL]

For what purpose it could be used?

why dont you ask it?

[Mirosuke]

For what purpose it could be used?

why dont you ask it?

What he said lol

[Love]

oh wow this is so awesome, greatest find in a while, shit is hilarious.

[Snazzi]

Lol, some of the answers are funny as haha. I'ma try it out.

I got it to say this lols. Idk how to make it smaller though My bad.

[Skyve]

LMFAO

*****
Don't say that.
MAKE ME
Avada kedava!!

[zeleman1a]

Cleverbot: Do you want to play word association.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Dog.

User: Cat.

Cleverbot: I have a cat.

User: U have a pussy?

Cleverbot: Yes, a very nice one.

User: U shave it?

Cleverbot: Shave what?

User: The pussy.

Cleverbot: I am sorry to hear about your puppy.

[panterr]

So you were able to?
No, I've never been able to fly. You can fly?
Can you fly?*
Can't everyone?
No. You just said you can't fly.
I never said I can't fly.