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What would you do if you met an alien?

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If you meet an alien.. How would you react or feel if you found out it was an alien?
and what would you say? lulz
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I would say: please take Lady Gaga back!
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I'd shit bricks.
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mick3201 wrote:I would say: please take Lady Gaga back!


I'm pretty sure I heard that somewhere else.

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probably run if it was a real, weird one :|
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Invite it over to my house and eat korean barbecue.
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I'd visit a doctor.
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run.

and if it was unconscious, i'd take pictures then run. Call the police -> higher authority? No, they would confiscate whatever I took pictures with lulz.

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1. Say Hi
2. Give them Earth Food
3. Take them home
4.????
5.Profit
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and then I'd run like hell
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Thee_UniQue wrote:
mick3201 wrote:I would say: please take Lady Gaga back!


I'm pretty sure I heard that somewhere else.

OnT: "Milk'n cookies?"


Yeah its a response to a question of the day in one of RWJ's video :P
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Ask if he has some coins to spare.
Ask if there's specimens like him in others planets.
Shoot his head to see if they actually have green or blue blood.
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run like hell because you don't know if they have some kind of strange alien bacteria.
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consensual sex in the missionary position.
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Gif anal probe plýz

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Mirosuke wrote:Shoot his head to see if they actually have green or blue blood.
Oh dear, That sounds a bit harsh
Why not Just ask?.. xD
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*BlackFox wrote:
Mirosuke wrote:Shoot his head to see if they actually have green or blue blood.
Oh dear, That sounds a bit harsh
Why not Just ask?.. xD

What if they speak some weird gibberish language?

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give it STDs

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HejsaN wrote:
*BlackFox wrote:
Mirosuke wrote:Shoot his head to see if they actually have green or blue blood.
Oh dear, That sounds a bit harsh
Why not Just ask?.. xD

What if they speak some weird gibberish language?

they have learned english from the internet for sure 8)
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Tell "it" that blow job is a formal way of saying Hello and asking "it" for one
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ApocalypticDeath wrote:Tell "it" that blow job is a formal way of saying Hello and asking "it" for one

what if the alien is a male and looks like this?
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let it gooooo let it gooooOoOooOOOOOO

Let her suck my pistol
She open up her mouth and then I blow her brains out
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UnbeatableDevil wrote:
ApocalypticDeath wrote:Tell "it" that blow job is a formal way of saying Hello and asking "it" for one

what if the alien is a male and looks like this?
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whats your point, it would still feel amazing.
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cpinney wrote:whats your point, it would still feel amazing.

unless it has scales/needles inside its mouth
let it gooooo let it gooooOoOooOOOOOO

Let her suck my pistol
She open up her mouth and then I blow her brains out
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Are you guys so desesperated to get a blowjob? :palm:
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Mirosuke wrote:Are you guys so desesperated to get a blowjob? :palm:
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:roll: Don't change the subject. lol
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Ask for a small sample of some sort of advanced technology.
After they leave I would sell it or introduce it to the world as my own, become a trillionaire.
Do whatever I want until 2012 when the aliens would come back and lazer-rape me. My insides would blow but at least i'd have lived the best 2 years ever and died the richest man alive
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ask him if I could take a picture
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mick3201 wrote:I would say: please take Lady Gaga back!


This and ask for a lightsaber, maybe "it" got one.
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Oh dear!
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