I had a weird dream last night!

[Blindfire]

I was diving into a pool but when I hit the water it was actually one of those ball pits and I couldn't find the surface.

[Ichimaru420]

I had a weird ass dream after overdosing on some cupcakes and NyQuil. I was taking this massive shit and this senile old woman in her 87-90's came in the bathroom only wearing a miniskirt(no underwear) she came in front of me then turned around, then bent over, and a sewer rat came out of her vag and looked me dead in the eye, then made this weird yelping noise, then went back in. I woke up with a smile

lol that sounds like a dream I would have

[Disconn3cted]

Does anybody here ever have lucid dreams? These are the only kind of dreams that I can remember....

[Fresh]

Banned from SRF.

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[Skyve]

Banned from SRF.

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I wish you could +1 someone's reputation in this forum.

[McLovin1t]

once i had a dream where i didn't have legs, but somehow i could teleport because i was taught how to use 100% of my brain by some guy related to chuck norris. then some tentacles started to grow where my legs where supposed to be. then i woke up.

other dream. i was driving a mazda 3 for some reason on an endless highway, i was going super fast, then when cars started to appear, i couldn't use the fcking breaks. after some crazy ass driving i got hit by an 18 wheeler, i could see the driver smile at me, then i woke up.

i was at the beach with my family, then just as i was about to get in the water, a huge tidal wave comes right at us. somehow i could surf and stay safe, but i saw half my family die. just when the wave was about to hit the land, i fly off and hit a building, then i woke up.

That's freaking eerie. I've had that same third dream, just i didn't see my family die, and the tidal wave launched me into a house-like building. Mad weird lol

[LuxonEmpress]

Freaks...


I don't remember my dreams. I'm jealous.

[Heosphoros]

Freaks...


I don't remember my dreams. I'm jealous.

Same, wtfguyz i want to go on a mindblowing adventure, dreaming is cheap, practically free.

B> Drugs.

[EvGa]

Look into lucid dreams and how to have lucid dreams..

Sexual lucid dreams are the best. zomg.

[Shadow]

Once I discovered the meaning of life in a dream. It was hidden under some clutter in an abandoned legionaire fort's basement, in some desert. Right when I discovered it and understood what it was... I woke up due to astonishment, and I remembered I had discovered the meaning of life, but for fuck's sake, I couldn't recall what it was. Damn, I was angry at myself for not remembering it.

[EvGa]

Once I discovered the meaning of life in a dream. It was hidden under some clutter in an abandoned legionaire fort's basement, in some desert. Right when I discovered it and understood what it was... I woke up due to astonishment, and I remembered I had discovered the meaning of life, but for fuck's sake, I couldn't recall what it was. Damn, I was angry at myself for not remembering it.

There is no meaning to life.

The universe however, the answer is 42.

[Shadow]

There is no meaning to life.

You've just not discovered it, fool

[EvGa]

There is no meaning to life.

You've just not discovered it, fool

[Noobs_Slayer]

after hard 12 hours or work i often dreamin that im working. Hate these nightmares. Usually i dream something where i have to chose between 2 options, life and death, good & evil, and for some reason when i die in a dream i waking up. Btw i have you noticed that you're waking up on the most interesting dream part. I think i made a theory on that. Neigther your body or your mind doesn't have experience on that subject so mind can't simulate something that doesn't know so it forcing to wake you up.

[Majorharper]

I once dreamed I was scuba diving, and then suddenly my tanks of air disappeared and I was left there 40m underwater, and all I said was AW FUCK then i just swam on, holding my breath until I was out, read to gulp water, so i took this huge ass breath, still underwater, which completely fucked my mind over, and i woke up sweating like crazy during the night o.O

[mike2007]

well this is perfect. i was actually thinking about writing down this dream i had this morning bcus i dont usually remember them and it was incredibly strange. the dream itself took place over the course of a few days but was told in about an hr and some of the details on the first half of the dream r a lil fuzzy. i actually woke up at about 8:45 then decided to go back to sleep and then the dream starts and then an hr later at 9:45 i woke up.

well to start off my family and i r in a mall, not the local mall mind u just some random mall, when all of a sudden my sister's bf realizes he left something somewhere and the mall is about to close. we start walking towards the exit and he finds w/e it was he lost. my grandma is as usual stopping and looking at every lil thing that she sees while we're trying to get her to hurry up so we can go home. apparently if the mall closes while ur inside it ur stuck inside it and the mall was going to close permanently.

so we get outside and head to a red sports car which is also unusual bcus noone in my family has ever had a red car or a sports car. on top of that this part of the dream is in 3rd person. so i see us getting into the car from a a good distance away in a bird's eye view. when recalling this part after the dream i noticed my sister's bf isnt there anymore, but no1 noticed or cared for w/e reason. then all of a sudden im inside the car back in 1st person point of view and from what i can tell the car is more of an suv on the inside. then all the other cars in the parking lot start taking off. litterally taking off like airplanes. the way the car in back to the future did with its tires somehow providing thrust to keep them up. then we do the same.

so then theres a weird flash of light and all of a sudden im in the middle of some crowd just outside the mall. theres apparently some kind of sit-in type protest happening in an attempt to reopen the mall. and theres an announcer's voice narrating the sit-in. the sit-in is successful and the mall will reopen. on top of that they decide to let 6 ppl involved in the sit-in go on shopping sprees with 7 teammates each. and im one of the ppl selected.

the next day the shopping spree occurs, and i pick my team on the spot. first off i pick my gf. this is weird cus i dont have a gf. the gf in the dream is this chick from my econ class that i like but shes unavailable. oh and i should point out the fact that all of a sudden im 16. irl im 23. in the first part of the dream 23. but during the shopping spree im 16, and i have to have a chaperone (sp?) so my dad is chaperoning. and every1 else that i know of also seems to b about 7yrs younger at this point as well. which kinda makes me a pervert cus that would mean that the gf is like 12 (shes 19 irl). anywayz. 2nd person i choose is my gf's best friend. not my best friend, but hers who ive never met b4. 3rd person is some guy i knew from high school. 4th person is his twin brother. 5th is a guy i knew from elementary school. 6th is his twin brother. 7th is my sister. i should also mention the fact that after high school i have lost all contact with these ppl save my sister, the girl in my econ class, and my dad so this is really bizzare.

anywayz the shopping spree starts and my group for some reason decides we should watch a movie in the theatre inside the mall. (wtf was my subconsious thinking?) we bolt out of our starting area towards the far end of the mall where the theatre is. first thing we do when we get inside the mall itself is run up an escaltor. the guys get to the top turn around and watch as my sister, my gf and her best friend loot a small jewlery counter out in the middle of the mall (smart move) but we're annoyed they do. the guys take off with my dad following cus hes the chaperone while i stay and wait for the girls. (my sister is apparently able to chaperone as well since when i was 16 she was 18.) i yell at them to hurry up and they come up the escalator. my gf has the bright idea to go up the down escalator (i swear shes not this blonde irl) and trips. i run over to her, pick her up and take off in a sprint for half a mile of the mall that would have dropped the jaws of my high school track and cross country coaches.

after sprinting up and down several escalators while carrying my gf in my arms i guess my subconcious got bored. cus one escalator has a huge piece of machinery blocking the way up. instead of sprinting up the down escaltor and going around i decide it would b a better idea to duck under the piece of machinery. so i duck down and completley miss it and continue as normal until a couple escalators later the same thing happens except on the way down one. i again duck under the piece of machinery and finally arrive at the theatre still carrying my gf, completley unphased as if i do this everyday. the theatre is apparently an imax theatre as the screen is humoungous. i find that my dad has saved seats for every1 and gotten every1 popcorn and sodas. i then decide to take a piss b4 the movie starts. i go to the restroom begin taking a leak and it sprays out everywhere uncontrollably.

then i wake up and bcus it was so vivid for a split second i think that was a really weird day yesterday. then i remember the flying cars and realize it was a dream and i need to get going or ill b late for class.

[patrone]

The weirdest one i had was i was sitting on a table or chair couldn't really see what i was sitting on, but all the sudden all these small metal pieces started falling but i couldn't hear anything as if i was deaf. More and more pieces started to fall around me in a pure white room. Then i finally started hearing a little by little until it got super loud and i woke up with my phone ringing beside me. Weird thing is in the dream this all happened in around 5 seconds but i slept for at least 8 hours

[BloodyBlade]

I once dreamt there was lots of water in my house and there was a crocodile who was coming up the stairs

[*BlackFox]

I once dreamt there was lots of water in my house and there was a crocodile who was coming up the stairs

When the crocodile bites don't worry, It doesn't hurt at all. It's Just a dream!.. xD