I had a weird dream last night!

[Disconn3cted]

I had a dream that I got shot in the head and lived. Then I tried to call 911 and they didn't believe me. The woman thought I was her dad playing jokes on her or something, it really pissed me off.

Let's talk about your weird dreams.

[DinoNuggets]

damn lol

has anyone here had a dream where they die. i've had a couple they suck!

[poehalcho]

I once dreamed a pretty awkward dream

I was in Jangan with a friend of mine and we went to the ice territory, but then an avalanche fell on us. but then I got saved by Luffy (from One Piece) and they took me to a black market city on their ship where I had to do some odd jobs and bought a magical door. I had to pay for the door with objects of great spiritual power: 2 ice cubes. when I entered the door I was in some kind of room with a big map painted on the floor and then I remembered my friend was still under the avalanche and I woke up.

[NuclearSilo]

It's nothing weird. You can't die in a dream. I was shot many times

[PureStr]

Once, i dream that i was stealing a motor bike and it broke down, so i stole a car
and i hit someone with that car (whats bizzare is that i can clearly
remember that i hit the person like one intersection away from my place).
And the police was chasing me.
So when i woke up i though for a moment that i was going to jail lol.

[Swindler]

I dreamed once that I got chased by The Mask all over the town and suddenly a really green big ball started to roll after me. Weirdest shit ever.

[Goseki]

It's nothing weird. You can't die in a dream. I was shot many times

I bet you were.

[Ichimaru420]

I've had some seriously weird dreams.
One I can remember off the top of my head was this time I died or something and there were these monsters(like hell or something) then I woke up.

[Miguez]

Sadly I only remember like 1/30 dreams I have... And they are usually about stuff I'm thinking about on that same day.

[Melez]

Hmm.... The weirdest thing that happened to me recently, was well, a dream where the thing I always wanted to happen happened, and out of nowhere a loud thought comes in saying: 'This is a dream, is it?'. Instantly I woke up with a wtf look on my face.

[Tasdik]

I once dreamed a pretty awkward dream

I was in Jangan with a friend of mine and we went to the ice territory, but then an avalanche fell on us. but then I got saved by Luffy (from One Piece) and they took me to a black market city on their ship where I had to do some odd jobs and bought a magical door. I had to pay for the door with objects of great spiritual power: 2 ice cubes. when I entered the door I was in some kind of room with a big map painted on the floor and then I remembered my friend was still under the avalanche and I woke up.

You jerk. Haha! = p

I once had a dream that I was the blue power ranger. *it was the guy, blue one*.

[Mirosuke]

Weird dream? Oh god, a lot of them...can't remember them much.
But i had one with two girls. Not weird, but interesting,

[Toasty]

I lately keep having dreams where i'm in bed.. but i'm at work or at college or something, but everything seems perfectly normal, noone seems to care that i'm in bed in the middle of class. It feels as if i'm like half conscious / half awake.. so i seem to go back to sleep again even though i'm already asleep.



wierd shit.

[evilpeta]

once i had a dream where i didn't have legs, but somehow i could teleport because i was taught how to use 100% of my brain by some guy related to chuck norris. then some tentacles started to grow where my legs where supposed to be. then i woke up.

other dream. i was driving a mazda 3 for some reason on an endless highway, i was going super fast, then when cars started to appear, i couldn't use the fcking breaks. after some crazy ass driving i got hit by an 18 wheeler, i could see the driver smile at me, then i woke up.

i was at the beach with my family, then just as i was about to get in the water, a huge tidal wave comes right at us. somehow i could surf and stay safe, but i saw half my family die. just when the wave was about to hit the land, i fly off and hit a building, then i woke up.

[cpinney]

I had a dream that i was fucking a goat, then i woke up and i was fucking a goat.

then i came

[evilpeta]

wat

[EvGa]

I had a dream that i was fucking a goat, then i woke up and i was fucking a goat.

then i came

[*BlackFox]

I dreamt that snakes were chasing me.

ROFL @EvGa

[Melez]

I dreamt that snakes were chasing me.

Was it on a plane?

[*BlackFox]

I dreamt that snakes were chasing me.

Was it on a plane?

No, it wasn't
Somewhere near the edge of the forest. Creepy dream isn't it? lulz

[Love]

My dreams consist of me winning and everything happening by my logic, everything is so perfect that I don't care to pay attention .....

[Leuneth]

nce, i dream that i was stealing a motor bike and it broke down, so i stole a car
and i hit someone with that car (whats bizzare is that i can clearly
remember that i hit the person like one intersection away from my place).
And the police was chasing me.
So when i woke up i though for a moment that i was going to jail lol.

did you played gta before you sleep @.@

[Puma60]

I often get the dreams where I get shot, then I wake up with a sharp pain in my back. Or in some of my dreams, I loose my family, watch them die. I feel the emotional pain in my dream. It's nice to experience things without them actually happening.

[TheDrop]

i get lots of weird dreams, but after like 1 minute of waking up, i cant remember them clearly

[Ownage]

lol it was a weird 2012 kind of dream, apparently the earths core and melting (which makes no sense) so they had to evacuate everyone, but me and my parents couldn't make it and somehow they died but I didn't, which is again weird. Somehow the world was still there and I ended up getting a job at McDonald's and I felt like i was under depression, I could feel the emotion's and I wanted to kill myself but couldn't for some reason, then I woke up, and emotions disappeared as soon as I woke up.

[CrimsonNuker]

I was having sex then the girl's clit grew into a penis.

[Toasty]

I was having sex then the girl's clit grew into a penis.

That would haunt me for life.

[link2113]

I had a weird ass dream after overdosing on some cupcakes and NyQuil. I was taking this massive shit and this senile old woman in her 87-90's came in the bathroom only wearing a miniskirt(no underwear) she came in front of me then turned around, then bent over, and a sewer rat came out of her vag and looked me dead in the eye, then made this weird yelping noise, then went back in. I woke up with a smile

[Squirt]

I had a dream that there was a Nazi like take over in the USA and I was assigned to be the head of a concentration camp.

It was really weird o.O

[Skyve]

I once dreamed I could teleport to any places I can see. So I'd go around taking pictures with my cellphone,then look at them and boom teleport =D