Random IM on AIM

[Squirt]

So I was talking on my messenger and I received this random IM.

sexxmexhard69: heyy sexy
Squirt: Uhmm
Squirt: Whos this?
sexxmexhard69: ummm
sexxmexhard69: dont worry sexy
Squirt: lols no, who is this or I block
sexxmexhard69: wtf
sexxmexhard69: wanna cyber sex quick
sexxmexhard69: thats all then block ??
Squirt: uhmm no....
sexxmexhard69: a lil ?
sexxmexhard69: please
Squirt: lol this isn't funny, who the hell is this?
sexxmexhard69: i am horny and anxious
Squirt: Good for you
Squirt: PM someone else
sexxmexhard69: pleaseee
Squirt: No
Squirt: Do I even know you?
sexxmexhard69: doesnt matter
sexxmexhard69: you wont ever knoww me
Squirt: Good for you..
Squirt: No
sexxmexhard69: p l ease
Squirt: N-O
Squirt: Either tell me who you are, or I block you in 2 minutes
sexxmexhard69: jessica
sexxmexhard69: you dont knoww me
sexxmexhard69: but i seen you facebook
Squirt: OBJECTION
Squirt: I have no facebook :3
Squirt: /blocked

[aznronin]

hmmm....

[Squirt]

hmmm....

Exactly my thoughts...
I blocked but Im afraid its going to happen again.

[Tasdik]

Nice hard core name. Haha ; )

[vietxboy911]

she just wanted to cyber

[evilpeta]

same thing happened to me... hmmm i have the history of the convo somewhere...

(1:37 AM) mozelle: hi
(1:39 AM) kevin: hey
(1:40 AM) mozelle: hi
(1:40 AM) kevin: hey
(1:41 AM) mozelle: hi
(1:42 AM) kevin: hey
(1:43 AM) mozelle: hi
(1:45 AM) kevin: hey
(1:46 AM) mozelle: hi
(1:46 AM) kevin: hey
(2:01 AM) mozelle: hi
(2:01 AM) kevin: hey
(2:03 AM) mozelle: hi
(2:03 AM) kevin: hey
(2:04 AM) mozelle: hi
(2:04 AM) kevin: hey
(2:04 AM) mozelle: hi how are you today?
(2:05 AM) kevin: hey
(2:05 AM) mozelle: my name is paris i'm doing great today i'm 21 yrs old how old are you?
(2:05 AM) kevin: im 63 give or take a lil
(2:07 AM) mozelle: ready yet
(2:07 AM) kevin: born ready
(2:07 AM) mozelle: listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
(2:07 AM) kevin: LOL SOUNDS LIKE FUN LOL
(2:08 AM) kevin: so you first?

[Muse]

she just wanted to cyber

True.

[Smi!ezZ]

Or you can have some fun like this guy.

http://www.pointsincase.com/aim_convos/ ... comedy.htm

C-Dub: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears29: Aight.
C-Dub: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears29: I slip out of my pants, just for you, C-Dub.
C-Dub: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears29: Oh, I like to play dress up.
C-Dub: Me too baby.
BritneySpears29: I kiss you softly on your chest.
C-Dub: I cast Level 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears29: Hey...
C-Dub: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Level 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears29: Funny I still don't see it.
C-Dub: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty ..... of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears29: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
C-Dub: Don't ..... with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
C-Dub: I steal your soul and cast Lightning Level 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Level 2 Druid.
BritneySpears29: Don't ever message me again you piece of shiat.
C-Dub: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
C-Dub: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
C-Dub: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
C-Dub: Baby?

[/Pi]

bloodninja ftw.

[TOloseGT]

u were being really mean, i just wanted to have some fun

[Zypher]

thats cool man

[Swindler]

Or you can have some fun like this guy.

http://www.pointsincase.com/aim_convos/ ... comedy.htm

C-Dub: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears29: Aight.
C-Dub: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears29: I slip out of my pants, just for you, C-Dub.
C-Dub: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears29: Oh, I like to play dress up.
C-Dub: Me too baby.
BritneySpears29: I kiss you softly on your chest.
C-Dub: I cast Level 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears29: Hey...
C-Dub: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Level 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears29: Funny I still don't see it.
C-Dub: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty ..... of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears29: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
C-Dub: Don't ..... with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
C-Dub: I steal your soul and cast Lightning Level 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Level 2 Druid.
BritneySpears29: Don't ever message me again you piece of shiat.
C-Dub: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
C-Dub: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
C-Dub: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
C-Dub: Baby?

rofl awesome.

[CeLL]

Nice hard core name. Haha ; )

thats probably what turned her on and made him so irrisitable..

[Psychedeelic]

if you have a girlfriend she might have tried to pull a prank on you to see if you would cheat on her^^

or some dude trying to make fun of you... doesnt look like the cyber room bot

[CeLL]

if you have a girlfriend she might have tried to pull a prank on you to see if you would cheat on her^^

Thats not a prank, thats evil bitch shit. any woman that would do this is not worth being with.